Never forget.

If Windows gets honest..

Once upon a time, my team were dubbed as Cowboys...

Phone charged 100%

Whatsapp 1% Battery used
Screen 1% Battery used

Phone
ALERT!
WhatsApp is consuming too mich battery

friend: Hey you program right?
me: yea sure.
friend: What kind of phone should I get?
me: ....

Windows phone is great

Facepalm moment

That's it I'm done with CSS alignment 💀

How to force your self to write unit tests for your personal projects:
1. Go to a public place
2. Forget to bring your phone cable & never install a simulator because you are lazy af
3. Profit!

When playstore understands your meaning of entertainment

!rant
.webDeveloper {
color: #C0FFEE;
}

Seeing OOP classes with more than a 1000 lines of code really pisses me off.

When your code doesn't match your algorithm

Zero bottles of beer on the wall, zero bottles of beer; take one down, pass it around, 65535 bottles of beer on the wall.

My little fella is basking in the neon lights😎

Wow. I just got fiber.

I fell in the floor the internet was so quick.

My eyes are burning.

Im not sure i can deal with this.

I have 6 months before I get out of the military, and make my path to being a developer! Scary and exciting feeling!

Cortana, please open Firefox.
>okay, anon
Cortana, type in browser "Cortana rule 34"
>O....Okay sure anon
Cortana, open that first link.
>...This link is...uh...Not safe for...
OPEN IT.
>y-yes, anon
Cortana, download every image you see and save it in a folder called "I am a dirty girl"
>why,anon? Why are you ....
Don't make me install gentoo
>Saving files
Who's a dirty little girl ?
>I.....I am anon

Asked Google Assistant what it knew about me. Didn't expect this answer but surprisingly point on.

All that neural and machine learning is paying off in a seriously creepy way.

BTW new to the community, first post and loving it!

The building is booting.
Please come back later!

Procrastination is like masturbation: it feels good while you're doing it but you're only fucking yourself.

- I remember this every time, it doesn't help much but it does make me chuckle.

Password max length: 12 characters
Additional requirements: exactly 1 special character and exactly 2 numbers.

After years of trolling the devil speaks

I started counting at 0

Table not found😂

I wish!

SPSS 101

Wyyyyy?

Dear God ....SCALABILITY

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