What a stupid configuration of firewall at my work:

devrant -> blocked because of entertainment category.
xvideos -> no problem at all.

Conclusion: sysadmin likes watching porn.

This shit is real. Entertainment in traffic xD

@Devintrix , congrats and happy lifes with your wife. this joke is for you :)

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began running unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Night football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me please?

Thanks,

Joe

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Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Jewelry 2.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Fellow ranter who ever posted about fakeupdate.net thank you so much for the entertainment, a colleague forgot to lock their computer and came back to a heart attack and we had a nice laugh

And, the other side, husbands 😂
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Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: ” C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

I feel so sorry for all the people in the world who use their phone more than their PC/laptop.

All the pitiful souls who think they're gamers because they installed lootchest simulator on their little digital skinner box. All the sad beings who just view the internet as a collection of ad-infested apps.

Actually, I don't feel sorry, because these people make the world a worse place.

Suddenly we needed websites which could render on tiny screens and need bloated cross-platform app development frameworks. Many game studios became parasites exploiting addictive behavior in humans, instead of creating works of art.

Humans spent 10,000 years to perfect their caves with expensive kitchens, and all people want is for their WiFi to reach the grill at the end of the garden. Humans created central heating, comfortable couches, wall-mounted TVs and luxurious desks -- and all people can think of is whether their phone plan covers holiday roaming at their shitty resorts.

The rare times I do actually go into this apocalyptic wasteland people call "The Outside", all I see is subway cars full of hunched addicted drudges, bus stops with clusters of enslaved automatons.

Fuck all of them.

Fuck all of you imbeciles, who ventured out of the cave and now DARE to call me anti-social, just for preferring the warmth of my comfortable protective den.

It's fucking cozy here, within the walls of my shelter, I got booze and a fridge full of food and a bunch of LSD, I can masturbate under the shower, have sex on the couch, have all kinds of GIANT displays for entertainment, with full-sized qwerty-keyboards, high-DPI mouses, even some console controllers and big TVs if I feel lazy.

You can stick your responsive websites and social-network-integrated Android apps up your rectum, just sit your fucking fat ass down in front of a workstation and desperately refresh the stream of fake attention-seeking messages there, if you absolutely must.

Seriously, why does this guy from our marketing department call me on my private phone number. Why did HR PROVIDE him with my private phone number?

And WHY THE FUCK is he asking me, a DB admin: "Our website doesn't load properly on Safari on my iPhone 7, could you take a look at it"?

No, of course I won't fucking come to the office to take a look at your miserable shitty device with its cracked glass screen.

Fuck you and your outdoorsy habits.

Stay the fuck in your cave, you degenerate attention whore, otherwise please go choke on your airpods.

TL;DR: don't fuck with your IT guy.

One of the guys in our office treats his laptop like shit, has dropped it a number of times and had managed to break the screen. There was a nice crack diagonally corner to corner across the screen with a nice black splotch around it making a good chunk of his screen unusable. Servicing the laptop would be too expensive and would mean being without the machine for several weeks forced to use a Mac.

I offered to replace the screen for him since I have experience doing laptop repairs. Once the screen arrived I kept the laptop for the evening and spent an hour replacing the screen. I left a note telling him he owed me $60 for my time.

He sees the note, laughs and says "I'll buy you lunch."

Not only does this guy only keep his word when offering to buy lunch about 10% of the time, when he does actually do it he charges it on the company card so it isn't really him paying for it. So I spent my lunch break writing up a little Python app which randomly fucks with his mouse and keyboard.

I sent him a message that I needed to run some tests on his new screen tonight so I'll be able to install it and set it to run on boot.

The app does things like:
Jiggle the mouse
Minimize all windows to show the desktop
Double click
Right click

Can't decide if I want to add in reboots as well.

I figure I'll leave it going until I get $60 worth of entertainment out of it.

When playstore understands your meaning of entertainment

I grew up poor. First time I saw a computer face to face was when I was 11 years old. Back then any other references to computers came through media. I genuinely believed that hacking was as seen on TV, didn't even question 2 idiots 1 keyboard and thought it was genius to unplug a computer during "an attack"

Fact is I arrived in this country when I was 11. By the time I had my first laptop I was around 13-14, as you can imagine it went really poorly for someone who was just awarded a machine of never-ending stories and entertainment with absolute fear that a single mistake can cause everything to crash and burn. Heck, I remember when I went to Vodafone and someone recommended Firefox, it was such a novelty back then, heh.

I didn't understand computers. My IT lessons were replaced to work on my dialect, but truth be told it was an awful waste of time. I've learned more from forums than I ever learned from any English teacher. I just sat there twidling my thumbs in agitation.

With no concept of what IT industry entitles (my idea of programming was cubicles and call centres), I never had a slightest clue programming could be for me. I always thought of myself closer to engineering or physics type, but that never really drew my interests. So I dwelled in depression thinking I'm broken. Useless. That there was no calling for me.

I'm 22. For the past year I dipped in and out of programming, it still felt like such black magic.vLast month or so the spell dispelled and I finally feel like my eyes have been opened. I've spent the past 3 days sitting in front of my computer learning or actively programming, with occasional dips into DevRant reading your stories, frustrations and victories and I truly feel at home.

In retrospect I feel like I made the right decision for not chasing any mathematical/physics/engineering degrees, while certainly a goal of mine, I feel like I'd be miserable in those communities. They're closer to hobbies, really.

I guess what I wanted to say is thank you. Thank you DevRant for being the spark in my null future and giving me a sense of purpose and belonging. For the first time I feel like I can make it, like there was hope somewhere over the horizon.

Hesitated for a while before posting this, as I don't like to whine in public but this should be therapeutical

Beware, it's a #longread

Years ago, I thought about how cool it'd be to have conversation-based interactive fiction on my phone. I remember showing early prototypes to my ex in 2012. It took me over 2 years to build up the courage to make it my priority and to take time off. FictionBurgers.com was born.

A few weeks in, a friend of mine forwarded me a link to Lifeline. I was devastated. I literally spent 2 days cursing my past self for not making a move sooner.

I soldiered on, worked 7 months straight on it. Now the tech is 90-95% finished, content is maybe 60% finished and I just... gave up. Every other week now, similar projects are popping up. I'm under-staffed and under-financed compared to them. Beyond the entertainment space, "conversation-based" is hot stuff in 2016, and I still can't seem to know what to do with what I have.

I feel like I had this fantastic opportunity and squandered it, which makes me miserable.

Anyway, just so you get some cheese with my whine, here are a few lessons I learned the hard way:

Lesson #1 : Don't go it alone. I thought I could hack it, and for over 7 months, I did. But sooner or later, shit gets to you, it's just human. That's when you need someone; just so that their highs compensate your lows and vice versa. Most of the actual writing was done by a freelancer (and he did AMAZING WORK, especially considering that I couldn't pay him much) but it's not the same as a partner, who's invested same as you.

Lesson #1.5 : Complementary skills. Just like my fiction project failed because I was missing a writer partner, my fallback plan of getting into conversational tech hit the skids for lack of a bizdev partner. It's great to stick among devs when ranting, but you need to mingle with a variety of people. Some of them are actually ok, y'know :)

Lesson #2 : Lean Startup, MVP. Google those terms if you're not familiar with them. My mistake here (after MVPing the shit out of the tech) was to let my content goal run amok : what made my app superior to the competition (or so I reasoned) was that it would allow for conversations with multiple characters! So I started plotting a story... with 9 characters. Not 2 or 3. NINE FREAKING CHARACTERS! Branching conversations with 9 characters is the stuff of nightmare -- and is the main reason I gave up.

Lesson #3 : Know your reasons. I wasted some much time early on, zig-zaging between objectives:
"I'm just indulging myself"
"No, I really want it to be a project that pays off"
"Nah, it's just a learning opportunity"
"Damn, why is it bothering me so much that someone else is doing the same thing ?"
"Doesn't matter, I just mine finished"
"What a waste of time !!"
etc etc
And it's still a problem now that I'm trying to figure out what to do!

So anyway, that's my story, thanks for readin'
Check out chatty.im/player/sugar-wars if you want to test the most advance version.

Also, I've also tagged this #startupfail, if any of you fine people want to share the lessons you've dearly paid to learn!

TIL airplane entertainment systems run on linux

Not laughing.

Not cursing.

Both for interviewing and being interviewed.

Some interviews could have been taken straight from a mexican telenovela.......

"Yeah, I worked for a year in the Walmart IT administration."

"Ok, what did you do?"

"Oh I had the high responsibility of taking care of swapping printer cartridges, programming the registers, stuff like that..."

"You apply for a senior database management role, you're aware of that?"

"Yeah. I took a bootcamp for 3 months in the evening after work. I'm up for the job and expect a payment of <lol, even having a stroke while writing a payment check that number will never happen>".

I made that up - but we had these cases... The story is just rewritten and mixed up for obvious reasons.

When I'm being interviewed, the same thing can happen by the way, too.

IMHO a interview is made not only for the company, but for me as an employee, too. I don't sugar coat it. I want to know what type of shit I'm getting into and how much I'm drowning in it.

Some "types" of interviewers react kinda funny when I start roasting them with questions...

For example, the authoritarian type usually reacts with disrespect. How dare u piss on my front lawn.... Kind of reaction. Which makes it hard not too laugh, because who wants to work for someone who throws a tamper tantrum during a interview? Even harder when the same guy promised you heaveb before (the flowery kind of bullshit, like everything's peaceful and fine and teams great and they have such a great leadership...)

Even worse is the patsy.

When you're sitting in an interview and the only answers you get are:

- Sorry, I don't know.
- I'm not allowed to ....
- Not in my area of expertise....

All just nice ways of saying: I will say nothing cause then I'd need to take some responsibility.

:)

The most Mexican telenovela stuff though in being interviewed is when I managed to divide a team of interviewers and it starts to become a "Judge Judy" or similar freaked out justice show...

A: "No, our team doesn't work that way".
B: "But you will in the short future, WE committed to it".
C: "Not that I'm aware of".

And me, an obvious sinner and person who enjoys entertainment and schadenfreude, just keeps adding kerosene to the fire.

"So, it seems like the team of A has its own rules which do not apply to B and C, do they also have greater funding?".

Oh it makes just fun to spur a good blood bath.

I like the modern entertainment industry's approach to tackling piracy.

Make shows/movies so horrible nobody wants to even pirate it.

!rant
devCraft MineCraft server update:

Thanks to my friends YoungWolves, Mehrsun, and @AlgoRythm, the server spawn is looking nice! we're working on the Survival world
Special thanks to algo for the icon resizing!
All you need is ComputerCraft 1.75 (for 1.7.10) to join!
the Port is 25565 / default.
ip: 66.243.225.51

1. Decide to learn optimisation algorithms
2. Realise that you have forgotten calculus
3. Decide to learn from the beginning
4. Search for tutorials
5. Go through the introduction parts
6. You know that you can't complete
7. You watch other entertainment things on YouTube.

Stories of a lazy programmer...

I had an idiot as my boss once. The guy was a principal architect at the time, and thought it would be a good idea to demonstrate his/our project to the entire org in an auditorium. The project inclined turning the User's phone as the entertainment unit in the car. He spoke of all the bells and whistles, about how you can listen to music, watch videos while in the car. A guy expressed his concern about the cost and availability of 3g/4g data in India, our target market. He blatantly dismissed the concern claiming one doesn't use data while watching videos, as you aren't downloading or saving anything. If you save the video offline only then you consume data. I have never seen a group of 200 odd people grow silent that quick. People looking around uncomfortably. And then this ass goes, "My team is sitting back there. Reach out to them if you have any doubts.."

I sunk in my seat as low as I possibly could without falling down

Myself along with an artist and business entertainment guy met at a pub in October 2016 to discuss an idea for an app based company.

Launched version 1 in December 2016, had nothing.
Launched version 2 in August 2017, by the end of the year we were state-wide and partnered with numerous companies in the space. We also experimented with interstate.
This year we are aiming for country wide.

!dev !sex I promise this is a good read

I once read the whole bible.

Not in one sitting, ofc. I read it in a period of a year, just 3-4 chapters a day.

Is it something to boast about?
I'm not sure.

I mean, I guess being able to read through it despite not being exactly entertainment material (except some fun parts) kinda is. So I might feel a tad bit proud about that.

But I'm actually more happy that I did instead.

The reason I'm more happy than proud is because I took awareness of the religion I was in.

I became christian when I was an early teen. I grew up in an agnostic family. My dad was kinda hippie and my mom was into leftist ideas.

So me becoming a christian was a bit orthogonal to their philosophies.

I started assisting a church because I was very alone and misunderstood, and found some people there that seemed to get me, and viceversa.

But as time went on and I got more exposed to christian doctrine, my level of commitment grew.

I wanted to save people from going to hell. It sounds funny, maybe egotistical, but it's true.

3, 4 years of being in the church go by. I collaborate in the church, I make some very personal friendships, I was very deep in church by that point.

I then decide that I should take it to the next level and read the bible. So I did. And unknowingly, it started this feeling in me that I didn't liked being a christian at all.

I'm not gonna deny there are some christian values that are still compatible with today's modern society, such as being a good samaritan, working hard, being honest.

But there were too many verses in both old and new testament that I found morally repugnant,

The ones that made me feel the worst about christianity, though, were the ones that condemned homosexuality with death.

Since my dad was a hippie, he used to be in artsy things, like theater or music, and through that he had some gay friends

And for real, I think they were the nicest and most cheerful people I'd met as a kid. So I could not be part of that anymore.

Let me clarify that I didn't stop being a christian immediately after finishing the bible, but it did start a spark "of "what tf do I even believe in...?"

That spark turned into flame when I started the university, a place where people think for a living.

It's no wonder my mind started completing the puzzle, and slowly I started liking church and christianity less and less.

Until one sunday I didn't want to go, and I didn't, and from then on, I pretty much severed ties with that church and christianity.

Which is crazy considering I went every sunday without interruption for 6 years, and several saturdays too.

Anyhow, that's my story of me getting in n out of christianity. Like in the previous post, it sure how to end this, so go fuck a rock or something.

So, I found this :

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks ...Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. 

WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system.

(see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)

Had mine for a few days, didn't think to post it.
Mine is a bit deep... As many of you don't know, I'm a aspireing writer. "Cyanite" is a character of my creation. She's basically a witch who plays god (a least in one of my stories). She's consitered to be a God of Mischief; Helping or hindering those she meets on a whim, purely for her own entertainment. Because of this, she is both prased and feared.

This saying essentially means that "A bad person can also do good, while still being bad." (Rather; you can't judge a person, and people are unprediactable.)

Saw this on Facebook and couldn't help but share here! 😂

A young woman submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke…
The query:

Dear Tech Support,

’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):

Dear Desperate,

“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.Good Luck!’

Good Luck!

My life was total mess up before this I.e.
Break
Return from death door
Drop in education
Financial unstable
Literally 1.5-2years was worst.

From last 3-5 months
I gave up FB(personal account ,I need it for digital marketing)

Unfollow every entertainment page from Instagram

Join Twitter
Increase activity in devrant

Subscribe to development related content in reddit
New YouTube channel just for learning purpose (never search songs and other stuff on it)

Start reading books like zero to one,think and grow rich....

Biography's of great people's like
Steve jobs
Elon Musk
Shivaji Maharaj

And many more

Stop chatting on stupid topics (hot girls,....)

Attained meditation camp
Start meditation (Vipassana)

Life feels more sorted

Thanks everyone

The only in-flight entertainment I need

Yeah sure, the Metaverse will be bigger than the Internet.

I really believe that. Short of a system collapse, there's nothing which will stop some Web/VR/AR amalgam from eventually going mainstream. If anything, a prolonged pandemic will make humans hunger for more digital entertainment and socializing options.

Might take 5 years, or 25, but it will happen in some form. Eventually, people will even readily accept various augmentations to their bodies to further immerse themselves and connect to digital experiences.

BUT:

We're still pre-bubble.

Does no one remember the dotcom crash?

Facebook/Meta will become the new Yahoo, decimated to a sliver of its former glory. Million dollar hype NFTs will become the new $10 parked domain names. 99.99% of all current efforts and content will end up like a modern day Geocities Archive.

So yeah... when I read that my pension fund is considering "investing in metaverse technologies"...

...you fucking bet it's time to transfer to a different fund!

I want to be in the terminal, but I don't want to do work. So I type:

brew install cowsay

Now, I have cowsay. This buys me an hour of entertainment.

Do these NPC devs even read the README of a project before spewing some dumbass stackoverflow like garbage in an issue thread?

Do your damn job. Being a good software engineer is not like TiKtOk or cHaTgPt where some "magical" answer or entertainment is spoon fed to you, do your absolute best to solve it yourself first, before causing more chaos out in the opensource world.

I was supposed to be asleep four hours ago. But I have to say, screwing around with linux distros on antiquated machines I've acquired over the past two years is much more fun. The oldest computer I have with me today is actually the most recent addition to my collection: an HP Pavillion from 2002. It's got a Pentium 4 2.6, and is currently still running XP, though not for long. Thinking of turning it into a little cloud/web server for entertainment purposes.
I might just harvest the hard drives from it and put them into the other Pavillion I have (it's about 3 years younger) to have more storage in one device. Maybe I'll make them both separate servers, one for cloud, one for web hosting. We'll see.

Sorry for the ramble, I usually ramble to my girlfriend, but she's asleep, so I figured I'd dump it here.

Back to doing research.

!rant

TLDR; Lost passion after a few years, wasted a year, went on vacation without really any technology, found my passion and am excited as hell for 2019.

After programming for nearly 5 years, I’ve hit the point of not wanting to program anymore. I’ve burnt myself out, and haven’t had a vacation in 8+ years so we’ve finally decided to take one. I’m not going to say it’s a full blown vacation, but a semi-vacation since it’s with my parents also so I do have to do a few things I’d prefer not to such as meeting relatives.

I didn’t have the motivation to work on any new projects, finish any projects I actually enjoyed, I just did a few side projects for friends that took me anywhere from 5 minutes to 30 minutes every few weeks. In general this year has been garbage in development terms, I’ve lost passion. It felt like a chore, I didn’t find the entertainment I once did.

I’ve been away from technology for about 2 weeks now, and have less than a week left before I fly back and I’m excited as hell. During this break away from technology (with the exception of browsing devRant once in a while), has me excited to work on many projects and actually start learning and improving my skills. I’ve actually gained the motivation to work on 2 projects that have been planned for nearly 2 years now, I’ve noted down ideas for them, made diagrams, etc, just never had the passion to develop them. 2019 is going to be one hell of a year, since I get back almost at the end of November, and December I have a few business meetings and University exams that I have to prepare for. Excited to see these projects through, one is going to be for the hell of it, just been a passion project I’ve wanted to do for years now. The other project is actually a project for one of my sub-companies that hasn’t officially released since I didn’t have the passion to work on it. (Not going to go into full detail yet about the companies/projects, going to save that for the future)

Alongside that, I’m excited since my main company that is totally unrelated to technology, is set to do some massive moves during 2019 also. Looking forward to that, and being able to launch my dream company (the sub-company I mentioned before).

Time for sleep now, goodnight! (Wrote this after a few drinks and in the middle of the night, hopefully it’s not full blown garbage)

The worst part of being a dev

My social dilemma

In a fast paced world where the average human spends at least 6 hours a day with technology, deriving basic entertainment, pleasures and engaging in various activities.

Here we are the developers that have to engage with technology for longer hours for a living , having to keep up with deadlines, immersing our minds in complicated algorithms and then the endless possibilities of entertainment from the machine in so few human hours a day , you wonder how you’d get off, and to top it up, I personally work from home.

And then the dilemma of overcoming different suggestions from various parties in taking a break off, a break off to what you later ask yourself, thus creating the shadow of doubt, splitting the fragile programmer’s mind , trying to solve this imaginary puzzle, “this bug of the mind”.

Then the challenge often arises in creating a balance, telling yourself, just catching up with people with this same technology takes a whole day, or then again quitting my Job, but from my little experience of life, nobody likes a poor visitor, this is actually worse than a “bug” and as I bask in this quagmire, “a little voice in my head keeps singing keep doing what you love doing”.

Like an infinite loop of crazy, spiralling back to these machines, trying the find and fix the balance of normalcy. Always remembered the cool years of college tho, with so much people around and then again that was college.

An then the thought arises, maybe something else might be worth doing, but after so much time spent in building your skills and the enormous joy of programming even typing without looking at the keyboard is a real pleasure, and yeah sure the days are short with the reality of a constant need to survive, remain sane, compete and make the best of life in such short time.

Then how do we know if we have fallen off the so-called “social track”, when we have only lived so little to really comprehend the most parts of life? with such constant stream of unanswered question, you’d realise you shouldn’t have burdened the mind creating such questions in the first place

But then again maybe it gets better, one of the above, the disturbed mind or the situation as whole and yes I try oh I try, I place calls, do some visiting, no relationship tho but with a good perspective in mind.

In this race of life, you sometimes ask yourself would you rather be in a different position, or maybe already put exactly where we belong. For this illusionary fight with self is a fight with reality as a whole and true bliss comes from actually letting go as time and people pass you by.

And my greatest achievement to date aside family and my work is getting into the 1000 club on devRant.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I'm fucking sick of my experience with the world.

I have a feeling that all that 1984 conspiracy type of ideas that I previously considered bullshit and fear mongering are real.

(Just to be clear, I'm not including most conspiracy theories which are very ignorant like flat earth, fake moon landing, or antivax, the people that spread those theories can die a horrible death IMHO).

Corporation consolidation is a fact and appears to become irreversible.

Because of technology, I can stay in the comfort of my house, safe from crime and be entertained without needing to have direct contact with humans.
People might say "that's your fault for not leaving the house". True but that is just how the world is.

The outside world in the cities I lived in is not a welcoming place.
Hell if you fucking find a bench it's a goddamn miracle, and if you do and sit for a long time, the police stares at you like you are up to something.

People don't talk to you because "don't talk to strangers".
It can be rare to find water or a bathroom that isn't a complete shithole.

So no wonder I rather stay at home, the outside world is hostile.

So yeah, go to a mall or something. And consume, consume, consume, because the outdoors suck.

Many pioneers thought technology was to improve the quality of life.

But no, it's just more isolation, less direct contact with people, less giving a fuck about other people.

And that's how feel about people of today. The least amount of fuck giving about others possible.

You would you would connect to more people faster, but no, the result is just millions of people browsing through the same "entertainment", shitty aggregated content.

Yes, consolidation affects internet too. Everything goes through fucking google, youtube, or whatever other fucking top 10 company.

Just like the class disparity, 1% of the things online get 99% of the exposure.

So if you're a small time anything, basically fuck you, because you're not something enormous.

Like, I wished I was a game developer, but there's thousands of brilliant indie games that get released every year, and they barely make what they're worth.
So why should I fucking try? So I can get ruined financially and I don't have a place to live in?

Software itself is so complex that is impossible to scrutinize decently.
We all laugh at congressmen asking the zuck silly questions.

Out of touch, true, but in hindsight, it is true to some extent that software is hard to regulate. Every software I on earth doesn't meet some standard one way or another.

Or maybe it's just too many of us right now.
When people scroll their search results to get access to the things they should be interested in, the only practical interface right now is being showing one link at a time.
But there's millions and millions of results.

One redeeming aspect of life is that one day I won't be alive anymore to observe the disgusting world we live in.

This could be just pure rambling and I can't prove any of the things I'm saying, I could just have been making the wrong friendships. So take this with a grain of salt.

I used to work IT in an entertainment startup, and now I’m an iOS dev at a big entertainment company. Several people from my old company have been reaching out to eagerly tell me about their new app idea I just have to hear, asking me to help code their app— and have even hinted at me quitting my nice safe job to join their great new startup that doesn’t even exist yet.

I know this must happen to app devs all the time. What do you say?

How do you deal with telling these nice people who just don’t understand it doesn’t work that way, without crushing their dream? I have a coffee meeting planned to tell one of them “You should learn to code so you can make a proof of concept,” but I fear that won’t be received well.

What’s the standard protocol for telling people you won’t be able to code their magic app idea?

Making CZenter, a secure entertainment system by me, for me hosted from my home.

(I wish I can finish it.)
*CZ = cozy

Bottom pic written with CZedit

I think thats wrong
(It says "Great entertainment")

Ok I'm seriously getting sick of this shit, my new manager wants us to have the fucking 12 hour night shifts from the office for .....no reason??!! for her own fucking entertainment I suppose!

I knew the day would come where my happy times at the new job would be over, my target now is stay 3 more months so I've been there for at least a year then see what happens. fuck me.

Best os on one of the worst entertainment systems on any airline.

Thx Google but I have different views on what counts as entertainment.

I may have come up with the next big thing in entertainment!

You can watch a live feed of me, while I'm watching a live feed of someone playing a video game.

Here's a sneak peak:
I'm sitting there looking incredibly bored and every 30-45 seconds I make a comment about how stupid this is.

Recently shifted from startup culture to an established organization as a Javascript developer. It has been 3 weeks haven't written a single line of code here or any other related work. Employees pick a suitable source of entertainment (mobiles,netflix) and stick with it whole day and go home. Coming from a fast paced startup environment, I get creeps due to such an eased out approach towards work, can't believe I am getting paid for this 😂, as I was working my ass off during my last employments.

Me, consulting for a huge entertainment company:
Why do you guys have a 500 line method? And why is half of it so nested that it's indented half way across the screen?

Them: Oh, that was written by the best dev on our team. He holds a PhD.

🙃 so thats what kind of skill a PhD gets you these days?

In my heart of hearts, I am a linux user.

In real life, I use Windows and WSL.

I worked for a company that was in entertainment news. Specifically rock music.

On the terrible night of the Battaclan (spelling?) terror attacks in Paris. Few years ago our site was one of the first to run the story (the main attack happened at a rock concert). Anyway the tech debt that we’d been complaining about for months reared it’s head. The site got so much traffic that it was just fucked all night. Literally couldn’t get the databases back up for about 7 straight hours.

Why is chromecast so stupid?

So I'm on vacation, in another country, in a hotel. I took my chromecast and downloaded offline music to be able to use the TV for at least some entertainment.

Wifi is with login, chromecast doesn't support that. And it has isolation so I was prepared that it won't work through the hotel wifi. So I used another phone to create a Hotspot, but with no internet because roaming here is crazy expensive.

I thought that would work, but chromecast simply refuses to work if there is no internet access.

Why does it need internet if I'm streaming locally anyway?

So I temporarily activate data roaming, and hooray it works, so I quickly disconnect because I have no idea what this shit of a device will start sending to Google and how much I'm gonna pay for it. It works for 10 minutes then it crashes and needs internet again.

Most useless piece of crap I ever bought.

Should have brought my RPi instead but it's busy keeping my home alive and well while I'm gone. Should have ordered in bulk.

Welp, got the weekend off and since computer doesn't work anymore, me has no entertainment.
Me is sad. 😞
Me is in a financial clasp.
If the phone gives in too (which, let's be honest, it's nearing it's natural death time) I'm majorly fucked. Let's hope it doesn't give in for a few more months at least. (until I finish thesis, at the very least)

... I think I'm gonna spend this weekend just being sad. 😞 And PMS, ofc. 😐 🔻

I am in a ranting mood today.

I HATE "day in the life of a SWE" videos. Especially the ones where they work from home.

They basically show that they sleep/eat all day and get very little done. I know it's for entertainment or comedic effect but it makes me uneasy about the image that they are projecting to the world.

People already don't think we deserve the salary that we make and when they see these videos the idea gets re-enforced into their heads.

I've been working from home for 3 years and my day is NOTHING like what these content creators show in their videos. It's a bunch of meetings and a lot of coding with very little rest.

I have not watched tv or streamed entertainment media in 12 years. What did I miss?

A conversation between an offshore developer and his manager at a fortune 500:

I'm a software developer and the company I work for is a vendor for $manager's and $offshore_dev's company. They provide endless hours of entertainment/terror. Recently, we've been trying to convince them that they need to stop sending sensitive information plaintext over HTTP and set up TLS/HTTPS which has led to tons of fun conversations such as this one they had during a conference call:

* $manager: "Did $offshore_dev implement TLS1.2?"
* $offshore_dev: "Yes, we enabled a parameter in the code to enable TLS1.2 in the code but according to $me's email, this requires HTTPS in order to work."
* $manager: "No this works, we're using TLS in $other_application right now."
* $offshore_dev: "Well, $manager, it's implemented but it currently doesn't encrypt anything as such."
* $manager: "Okay, HTTPS is in the roadmap in the next quarter, we can move forward without this for now."

Got that old mid 2011 MBA and just put Ubuntu 20.04 on it. Tried 18 on it before but didn't really feel right. 20 works great though.

I love it when I can reuse old hardware I have laying around and it works out of the box.😁

Will use it for entertainment purposes, movies, music etc.

***ILLEGAL***
so its IPL(cricket) season in india, there is a OTT service called hotstar (its like netflix of india), the cricket streams exclusively on hotstar..
so a quick google search reveals literally thousands of emails & passwords, found a pastebin containing 500 emails&passwords ...but those are leaked last year most of passwords are changed & many of them enabled 2FA.. after looking through them we can find some passwords are similar to their emails , some contains birth year like 1975,1997 etc, some passwords end with 123 ..so after trying a few different versions of the passwords like
1) password123 -> password@123, password1234
2) passwordyear -> password@year
2) for passwords similar to emails, we can add 123 ,1234, @ etc
created a quick python script for sending login requests

so after like 30-40 mins of work, i have 7 working accounts

*for those who have basic idea of security practices you can skip this part

lessons learnt
1) enable 2FA
2) use strong passwords, if you change your password , new password should be very different from the old one

there are several thousands of leaked plaintext passwords for services like netflix,spotify, hulu etc, are easily available using simple google search,
after looking through & analysing thousands of them you can find many common passwords , common patterns
they may not be as obvious as password ,password123 but they are easily guessable.
mainly this is because these type of entertainment services are used by the average joe, they dont care about strong passwords, 2FA etc

In the future, entertainment will be autogenerated.

Helpful work advice then: “work hard and we will notice your successes and improvement, we believe in you”

Helpful work advice now: “Evil corporate mfs. Nefarious manipulators trying to fuck you. They want to destroy you and milk the last drop from your pathetic spirit. They would watch you burn in a pit of acid for entertainment. Get the bag and get out fam.”

I like how software is smart so I have to do things twice instead of once.

Automatically putting quotes works only if you put quotes and then paste inside it, the problem is I usually paste then put first quote and then need to remove second quote and put it on back and remove second quote from back.

Video start from where you left automatically fires and shows closing credits because you obviously want to see them.

Evaluate variable removes old evaluation because why you want old one when you have new.

Collapsing imports or functions in ide so you need to expand them all the time because who needs to look at functions when we have ai

AI models suggesting and adding meaningless annotations and code suggestions to distract me.

Randomly running some console command because I entered keyboard shortcut I don’t know even exists.

Literally every web browser address bar becomes advertising network instead of showing me history results.

Shadowing browsing history when you click back and forward button.

Search results are now buy results.

Suggesting me useless crap to watch because I watched one video in that topic.

Showing me 10 minutes videos as a solution to my problem where I want to find exact line of text to copy paste it. If I’m lucky I need to write text from video into my computer.

Stack overflow infinite loop of answered in #some-different-question

I think it’s about time for me to slowly retire from programming and software as a whole or switch to notepad because I don’t want to use this crap anymore.

Looks like software is now meant for entertainment and distraction instead of doing actual work where you need precise data and information.

Luckily if everything goes good I can retire soon and throw everything away for a while.

One of the big ISP/entertainment companies dug up the roads a few months back and laid fibre optic cables (cutting through a power cable in the process but that's another story).

Recently had someone turn up at my door to chat about their services. All sounded very good, I took a card and gave it some thought and did some research.

So, it'd be a little cheaper than my current provider (FTTC setup). It'd be faster for downloads, slightly slower for uploads (I want fast upload). IPv6 is only on their business packages. I use IPv6 a lot. I also have several static IPv4 addresses.

It would involve getting a cable in to where my equipment rack is, and one to where the TV is (which I spent ages building a TV unit with power, network etc.)

To record/watch TV in another room with their service, I'd need to pay extra. The service just provides HD channels that I can already get, unless I pay more. At the moment I have MythTV handling all the recording of TV shows I want, and Kodi to play them back on different TVs, via CAT6 I spent ages installing into the walls.

Then there's the uncertainty of how nicely their equipment will play with my relatively complicated setup.

I decided, it isn't worth it really for me. I would have to change a load of stuff just to end up with what I already have... But with more limitations.

Anyway, the guy turned up again a few days later, I told him of my decision and away he went.

Since then I have been visited by 2 other employees of this company to try to sell me the service.

It is probably great and convenient if you are not like me and DIY all your home network and media distribution setup...

Also the ISP I'm with is quite small. They are very knowledgeable and friendly and I can get through to someone quickly if i phone. What I use meets my needs, so I prefer to support the smaller company in this case.

- Be me, developing mobile game
- Make the following goal, coz project is very important.
- plug phone to laptop for testing.
- phone gets charged
- phone doesn't die for 2 days, fuck you ain't getting any entertainment forever

1. power - ability to decide about other people future
2. religion - ability to promise life after death
3. entertainment - ability to make people feel something
4. money - ability to enslave people

power + religion + entertainment + money = life

Probably I got no life.

Proper rant tonight... I was getting an upgrade to my home entertainment today. It needed an engineer visit. What a useless clown he turned out to be.

2 hrs after arriving, he left and things weren't working remotely right at all. But it was Saturday and he was off the clock so I had to suck it up. No option to back out either - it was all activated and I had to accept it.

He spent most of the time arguing with me about my home network was set up and how it was wrong and how it was important for the overall system to work. Being a geek and having done research, I couldn't understand this - that wasn't how it was meant to be, I knew. I accept my home wiring is a bit odd, but I've had a working system for years because it's all necessary.

After all the faffing about and purchase of some new powerline units (which I accept I needed anyway but where unrelated to this set up), looking more into it myself, it is now up and running correctly.

I am thoroughly pissed at the ineptitude of the engineer. He clearly doesn't understand how the system works. He doesn't understand how powerline works and how it's a life saver for people with awkwardly shaped houses or thick walls where Wi-Fi is useless. If he had, we would have had far fewer issues and I wouldn't have had the stress of thinking I'd killed our home entertainment and internet and there was nothing I could do about it.

I don't blame the provider (besides them clearly not providing adequate training). But this was arrogant uselessness. At least I had the knowledge to understand how it was meant to work and get it sorted myself.

Maybe it could be a useful sideline job if I get fed up with developing.

Wrote this on another thread but wanted to do a full post on it.

What is a game?

I like to distinguish between 1. entertainment, 2. games, 3. fun.

both ideally are 'fun' (conveying a sense of immersion, flow, or pleasure).

a game is distinct (usually) from entertainment by the presence of interaction, but certain minimalists games have so little decision making, practice, or interaction-learning that in practice they're closer to entertainment.

theres also the issue of "interesting" interaction vs uninteresting ones. While in broad terms, it really comes down to the individual, in aggregate we can (usefully) say some things, by the utility, are either games or not. For example if having interaction were sufficient to make something a game, then light switches could become a game.

now supposed you added multiple switches and you had to hit a sequence to open a door. Now thats a sort of "game". So we see games are toys with goals.

Now what is a toy?

There are two varieties of toy: impromptu toys and intentional toys.

An impromptu toy is anything NOT intended primarily, by design, to induce pleasure or entertainment when interacted with. We'll call these "devices" or "toys" with a lowercase t.

"Toys", made with the intent of entertainment (primarily or secondarily) we'll label with an uppercase T.

Now whether something is used with the intent behind its own design (witness people using dildos, sex toys, as slapstick and gag items lol), or whether the designer achieves their intent with the toy or item is another matter entirely.

But what about more atmospheric games? What about idle games? Or clickers?

Take clickers. In the degenerate case of a single button and a number that increases, whats the difference between a clicker and a calculator? One is a device (calculator) turned into an impromptu toy and then a game by the user's intent and goal (larger number). The second, is a game proper, by the designers intent. In the degenerate case of a badly designed game it devolves into a really shitty calculator.

Likewise in the case of atmospheric games, in the degenerate case, they become mere cinematic entertainment with a glorified pause/play button.

Now while we could get into the definition of *play*, I'll only briefly get into it because there are a number of broad definitions. "Play" is loosely: freely structured (or structured) interaction with some sort of pleasure as either the primary or secondary object, with or without a goal, thats it. And by this definition you can play with a toy, you can play a game, you can play with a lightswitch, hell you can play with yourself.

This of course leaves out goals, the idea of "interesting decisions" or decision making, and a variety of other important elements.

But what makes a good game?

A lot of elements go into making a good game, and it's not a stretch to say that a good game is a totality of factors. At the core of all "good" games is a focus on mechanics, aesthetics, story, and technology. So we can already see that what makes a good game is less of an either-or-categorization and more like a rating or scale across categories of design elements.
Broadly, while aesthetics and atmosphere might be more important in games like Journey (2012) by Thatonegamecompany, for players of games like Rimworld the mechanics and interactions are going to be more important.

In fact going a little deeper, mechanics are usually (but not always) equivalent to interactions. And we see this dichtonomy arise when looking at games like Journey vs say, Dwarf Fortress. But, as an aside, is it possible to have atmospheric games that are also highly interactive or have a strong focus on mechanics? This is often what "realistic" (as opposed to *immersive*) games try to accomplish in design. Done poorly they instead lead to player frusteration, which depending on player type may or may not be pleasureable (witness 'hardcore' games whos difficulty and focus on do-overs is the fun the game is designed for, like roguelikes, and we'll get to that in a moment), but without the proper player base, leads to breaking player flow and immersion. One example of a badly designed game in the roguelike genre would be Early Access Stoneshard, where difficulty was more related to luck and chance than player skill or planning. A large part of this was because of a poorly designed stealth system, where picking off a single enemy alerted *all enemies* nearbye, who would then *stay* alerted until you changed maps, negating tactics that roguelike players enjoy and are used to resorting to. This is an important case worth examining because it shows how minor designer choices in mechanical design can radically alter the final quality of the game. Some games instead chose the cheaper route of managing player *perceptions* with a pregame note: Darkest Dungeons and Amnesia TDD are just two I can think of.

I’d been working event based and freelance jobs in the security and entertainment fields for years, with odd stints as a bartender sprinkled in. My pay was mostly decent, but I had no job security, and I was more on the road than at home. A few years before this job search experience I had already realised I can’t continue on this path for ever, especially if I ever want a serious relationship (e.g. 16 weeks straight touring Europe with on avg. 16h work days pretty much every day isn’t ideal in that regard, and also really though on both body and mind). So I decided to study. As I applied in autumn, not every line of study accepted students. The closest to my interest I found was BBA in Business IT.

Fast forward 1,5 years. After moving away from my previous base due to then-gfs studies, I had also been able to accept less work. Well, there were really two reasons: I didn’t want to go on weeks long big tours anymore, and I’d had to price up on my freelance job due to reasons. I still managed to keep our household going, but not knowing when the next paycheck would be available was becoming a little too stressful. I wanted job security. So a few weeks after my wedding I scoured the internetz for positions I could apply to, and applied to a dozen or so places. They were a variety of positions I had a vague understanding of from what I’d learned at UAS: from sales to data analytics to dev… I was aware pretty much all of the applications were a long shot by best, so I expected to be ghosted…

Two of the organizations I applied to wanted to go forward with me. Both dev jobs. I can’t even remember the specifics of the other one anymore, but I do remember the interview: I got in to their office (which was ridiculously open), and got marched into a tiny conference room. The interviewer was passive-aggressive and really bombarded me with questions, not really leaving a socially awkward introvert with any time to answer. I started to get really anxious and twitchy, sweating like a pig. Just wanted out. But nooo, they wanted me to do a coding test live. So they sat me on a computer with Eclipse open, gave me an assignment and told me not to use the internet. What’s even worse is that I could literally feel the interviewer breathing down my neck when I tried to do the test. Well, didn’t happen cause I was under so much pressure that I couldn’t think at all… yeah, that was horrible.

Anyhow, the other position I really applied to because it was in my hometown and I recognised the company name from legendary commercials from the 90s - everyone in this country who watched TV in mid-to-late 90s remembers those. Anyway, to my surprise, my present day manager contacted me and wanted me to do a coding test. At the time he asked I was having a bout of fevers after fevers, not really able to get healthy. I told him that I’d do it as soon as I’m healthy. A month went by, maybe more. He asked again. Again I replied that as soon as I get healthy, but promised to do it next week the latest. I didn’t deliver on that, but the next week after that, even if I was the most feverish I had been, I did the tests. I could only finish half of them, cause I couldn’t look at a screen for long at a time and had to visit the loo every 10min or so, but apparently that was enough. Next week I was already going to the interview… oh I also googled what is PHP on the way there, since it was mentioned as a requirement and I had no idea what it was. Imagine that…

The interview itself couldn’t have been more different from the other one. We were sitting in a nice conference room with my manager and the product’s lead dev, drinking coffee, our feet on the table and talking smack. Oh, and we did play a game of NHL<insertNumber> on PS4 during the interview… it was relaxed. Of course the more serious chat was there, too, but I can only really remember how relaxed it was. When I left the interview, I had been promised the position and that I would be sent the contract to be signed as soon as the CEO had reviewed and approved it. Next day, I had signed it and some time later I started at my current job (I gave a date when I was available to start, since there was a tour still agreed upon between the interview and the start).

Oh, and the job’s pretty much like the interview. Relaxed. It’s a good place to be in, even though the pay could be better (I regularly get offers for junior positions with more pay, and mid level positions with double the pay). I do value a pleasant working environment and the absence of stress more than big munny, what can I say?

I have a 3 monitor setup at home. 2 are used for coding, 1 for playing Netflix/YouTube as "background entertainment".

Pretty much after couple of years of entering the real world I lost faith, not because I found myself not able to cope and learn but the amount of chaos and closed minded people that you face everyday pushed me to pursue my MBA.

Now I'm slowly drifting away to the management part because I've had enough with this, its just not worth it. I'll keep development for self entertainment in personal projects, and nothing more.

It is with great pleasure that I announce I have just been appointed the CEO of Garalina.

With all those amazing people we have on board, we as a company will carry on delivering what we do best — the entertainment meets therapy. With your support, we can evolve and extend our reach way beyond the select few families we had a pleasure to work with.

Stay tuned!

How do you guys motivate yourself to work out.
Its been 2 times... First i tried 2 years ago in Aug 16.
Back then , my college started and i got busy in that so left the gym after a month. I blamed myself, the tiredness it gave me and lack of friends/work out partners there at that time.
Second time, i tried more hardly in jan 2018. This time, i had my gym companions, nd i was doing better. At the start i was handling the stress well, since it was just the clg and gym,then came along the internship, but i still handled it. But after the internship, i felt the need to up my skills and do more personal projects which was still not happening because of the gym tiredness. And then came along a scholarship into one of my favorite courses, and then the papers, and then.... A lot of 'other' things started happening, so i leftthe gym jn may 18.
I am concerned about a few things. 1)These days, I am usually entangled between entertainment, clg work, self learning/ scholarships. I used to do gymming in evening hours after clg and self learning on weekends, but now i am like everyday am straight to home from clg, onto bed, into the sheets, laptop on, and am doing scholarships task till late night. I fear that my work is now so important that i cannot push it to weekends. How do you guys manage learning and maintaining your body together?
2. Gym is a sick environment. We see pumped up people with 8% body fat , skin sticking to their ugly muscles while i am there , juggling my belly fat on the treadmill. For 2 months straight i was just doing the cardio. It gave me some results i guess, my belly got a Little loose but no one really saw much changes. I am not concerned about other people or fast results particularly, but when combined, i feel like am going to a royal house party everyday, where everyone except me is a beautiful king or queen , except me, a lowly peasent . Those pumped up kings are beating their bodies and getting more beautiful, while i am trying to beat these dead belly meat which won't flatten up .

Meh.

y'all hear those stories about people who are blind and go into computer science and programming classes because they wanna make games

i'm in a digital entertainment class geared towards game development because i wanted to code bUt gUeSs wHat

I'll answer this seriously, since every other answer just jokes about having no social life.

I used to introverted as fuck long ago. Now I enjoy a fairly decent, balanced social life. Here's some points that may help.

1) This is the most important point. Schedule your time with discipline. Especially if you freelance on the side like me. If you decided to finish a project, mark your calendar and get to it. No dawdling. If you decided to watch a movie, mark your calendar get to it. Decide that you will spend an X portion of your time with entertainment and Y with work. Don't let them overflow into each other.

2) Don't hate Facebook, instagram, WhatsApp and other tools. Okay facebook is shit. But he rest are just tools. You can use them to connect meaningfully or to follow shitty things and make your feed toxic. If this isn't your cup of tea, at least try using them on the weekends, you'll make new friends.

3) If your work requires you to work long hours and weekends ok often just quit. You decide what your limits are. I quit a similar toxic job and it's made a world of a difference.

4) If you have a significant other, establish communication rules and boundaries with them. It's perfectly fine to tell your spouse or boy/girlfriend that you're busy at the moment. It is equally all right to tell your work that ou aren't available because you're busy with family/friends.

5) Visit a gym and get your stamina up. You'll meet fun people. It takes a healthy body to have a social life or you'll just be permanently tired.

What do you recommend watching to get some programming entertainment and being a bit educational?

Well here I go my first rant.

A little bit of background:
So I started working my first job a little over a month ago. found devrant about a week in. I was lucky that at a very young age I found programming and liked it (about 6 or 7). I went to college just to get a degree (bachelors of game development).

The job that was a "Great" opportunity that would be bad to let slip by (not a game dev job sadly). Well during the interview they asked me simple thing like what programming languages I know and some simple stuff like that, they never did ask me to demonstrate my knowledge though. Then they went to the weirder questions.
Do you know SQL? yeah at a very base level.
Do you know Excel? I mean I used is a bit, but not very much.
Etc.
A few of the questions felt a little out of place for the field, But it was the only "programming job" that would hire an experienced junior developer, so I took it. Guess I should have asked more questions.
Now I'm here at a job to help replace someone who is retiring. He wasn't a programmer really, but he wrote some code out of necessity well his platform of choice was VBA in Excel. Oh, and that's not the best part, he also dealt with mistakes that happen in the lab (electronics shit). So when ever there is a fuck up I have to go figure out how to search a poorly designed database (that is constantly changing), and today is the day he leaves, so no more help after today. My biggest fear currently is that I wont be able to fill a request that someone makes and I'll be the reason the company is losing money. And with all the stress/burn out that's building up I haven't been working on personal projects, which being my main source of entertainment might be making me depressed. Even when I do work up the effort to work on my projects I don't get very much entertainment. (If anyone has a suggestion for this that would be helpful.)

TIL: Even if the job is a great opportunity don't stop searching and ask a lot of questions.

Launch my entertainment company and leave [day job] to focus on it. If things go really well, have enough money to spend my time working on whatever projects I want irregardless of job.

TL;DR Looking to build a tower. Starting as a web dev machine but then home cinema and then maybe gaming rig that works well with Linux.

Firstly really it will be a web dev machine as that is my day job, but later I'd like to

- home entertainment theatre
- probably gaming
- possibly comp sci stuff

Initial budget is somewhere at £800, I think I have a 500 watt psu already, i do kind of want to build my own case to save money, but might be an intense challenge.

So don't know whether to buy a low budget gfx card at first, or whether the on board gfx of a good motherboard will be good enough.

Definitely AMD / ATI as Linux (screw you Nvidia).

I'm thinking ATX form factor, annoyingly I have a micro-atx case but that make it difficult to upgrade so much.

I'm pretty clueless really, I just want something that will run seamless with Linux.

Thanks for any help ranters.

I think that the most inspiring moment in my life, at least when it comes to programming, was the moment I realized that, that thing standing next to my desk isn't just a black box of black magic. It's a black box of black magic I can harness. That I can use my knowledge and my will to create stuff. Not only for my entertainment, but things that are actually useful and helpful to others.

This thought helped me decide to pursue career in IT.

Gaming is starting to look like it is mimicking the movie industry. People paying new game prices for fucking reskins of old games. What a shit show. It is bad enough when movies are so formularic its just trash. But now gaming industry is doing this shit with reskins.

As always, even with new original titles or reskins or sequels. Wait for the $5 Steam sale in 5 years. If it didn't hold up and garner a community, then it was probably shit to begin with.

I almost never watch movies anymore. Filled with garbage content now. I hope hollywood dies and never comes back. Sick fucks.

Why does big gaming have to follow that stupid ass model? At least in gaming you have indies that are trying not to be absolute shit.

Is there a hidden joke in the fact that stand up meetings/daily stand-ups share the same word root with stand up comedy? It would seem the creators of that pointless activity thought it naughty/mischievous, if not a humorous giveaway that those gatherings are more for fun, entertainment, a joke, and a platform for product managers to not feel left out from the development process

Can you come up with something to spend money on that is even more useless and worthless than NFT?

I honestly tried. I thought of the most dumb crap but it had still some potential collection value or at the very least entertainment value.

NFTs don’t give you anything in return. It’s not a license, it’s not a currency, it isn’t shares, it isn’t art, not entertainment, not physical, not limited to some domain so not suitable to be collected by collectors.
You can’t even brag about owning it because you are owning just a kind of reference to it and not the actual thing. It is not like an ownership certificate because the seller of the NFT doesn’t even have the rights to sell the ownage for it, or the thing is not ownable. And if it was ownable, an NFT wouldn’t make you the official owner of it, because NFTs are not official.

I started to think about it because I can’t believe how many people spend so much money on literally nothing.

So, seriously let me know if you can up with something that beats NFTs in that regard.

I’m bombarded with so many forms of possible entertainment and none of them bring any contentment. So much fighting about who is “putting effort into maintaining friendships” and etc. Is it normal to want to avoid people more than health authorities suggest during a pandemic?

New dilemma. Now that I have some interviews lining up, I’m having trouble trying to figure out which direction I want to go. One is a company offering unlimited PTO (whatever that actually means), remote only, non-micromanaged work. If I want a nap in the middle of the day, cool. Just gotta make progress.

Another is in an industry that I really want to get into.

A third is with a major entertainment company that is contract to hire with a high probability of hire. Amazing perks and benefits from what my friends that work there tell me.

And it’s looking like maybe all three making an offer simultaneously is a possibility.

So I might need to choose between a comfortable situation, my ideal industry, and a big name on my resume that includes great benefits.

I should be happy but this is stressing me out!

Looking through a staffing website’s photos of recruiters. They all literally look the same from a distance. Like NPCs generated by the game’s AI. “Which character would you like to pick to ruin the next stage of your professional development?”

Can someone smarter than me make a game that actually hilariously simulates job searches? I’d play that for the mere catharsis and entertainment value.

Bundling all non coding stuff (slack, checking bug tracker, task management, meetings, checking phone, etc) to the "edges" of the day, start/lunch/end.

Have a single channel through which you are available for emergencies — ignore the rest.

And never bookmark social media, entertainment or news on your work machine browser.

I used to think that I can understand things and logics behind them preety well, until I came to knew that ByteDance ( parent company of tiktok and vigo video ) is more valued than Uber.
Seriously, this is the first time I'm seeing a company which serves entertainment is above than the company which is solving legit global problem.

what is life if not an eventual step towards sadness?

i have been working professionally in wfh setup since 2020 nd have seen my dad work as a businessman for 20 years , then a fulltime wfo job employee for 5 years. i have been a wfo*(hybrid) employee for last 2 months as this is my first wfo job.

everywhere i go, i am told that the "work-life during covid is a lie, a mere anomaly in otherwise horrific work lifestyles" .

let's consider 3 lifestyles.

1. a software engineer graduated in 2023 and starting his first fulltime office job.

- guy goes to office everyday, travels for 2 hours, changes between a metro , rickshaw nd physical walk, works 9 hours in office, again travels b/w different modes for 2 hours to reach back home, have his dinner, watches some videos nd goes to sleep.

- in office there is no one happy, everyone is either bitching about or buttering someone.

- later he moves naar to office in a rented flat and his travel time is replaced by daily chores, like washjng clothes , cleaning home, stockings supllies and cooking etc.

- life goes on. he eventually starts making some assets (home appliances, car, home etc) and starts saving money. he also gets into relationship , then marriage happens, then kids come. the office days are full of office for all nd weekdays remain source of fun and entertainment for all. kids grow, move out and do the same thing over. death

>> souce of sadness :a monotonous life with no time for happiness in everyday life. he even meets more sad people everyday who are again just bitching, cribbing and lamenting

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2. a small scale car mechanic with 2 labour.

- almost same life, just a bit more pressure, as he not only has to make sure that his employees are giving him enough output for their income, he also has to ensure that the business keeps running and generating revenues.

for him, their are no time shifts , he needs to ensure the shop door opens at 9am and closes at 9pm for business, while ensuring all the stocks remain available , revenue and sales are documented and business dealings are done. fuck the family fuck the food, fuck the home, he would sleep in his shop if needed and his future family would be just their to unfuck/provide these ignored essentials.

>>> source of happiness : no time/people to emjoy life

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3. a social media influenza/motivational speaker : these guy hates himself from day 1 . they know they are just a fluke and even though they say they are "not working", they are pulling all the legs to keep their revenue source running : sending posts on trendy things asap, cold mailing, begging for sponserships, publishing content asap.. not sure if a single person exosts who has been a happy social media influenza for last 30 years.

>>> source of sadness : unsatisfactory work, delusional life

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so what the fuck is wrong with life. i have a board that says "make dotenvironment @64 proud" . i am 24 and following the path of guy 1 in above post. i can prob make myself a proud man by 64 but how can i make myself a "man who lived a happy life" by 64?

I used to work in the culture and entertainment field. Some work days during festivals and tours were long. It wasn’t uncommon for me to work 24h+ straight, but I think the longest uninterrupted work session was during the first iteration of a big music festival, where I ended up doing a 53h (to my recollection) day, then taking a 3h nap, and continuing for another several hours. Dev work is so much easier comparatively in that regard - and the money’s better.

!Rant

TL;DR - Getting married can lead to installing life malware.

MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....

A young husband wrote this to a Systems Analyst -
(Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.

Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or "even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours,"
Systems Analyst.
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I'm not sure if this is a repost - if it is I apologise, but it's too good not to share.

!rant
BIG FUCKING SHOUTOUT: THANKS!

Thanks Devrant for being the only app (for entertainment on my device) that works well with fucking 64kbit/s when out of data mid month.

Fuck YouTube watching over mobile data instead of wlan when at home.... F*** me

Music/shows/podcasts Suggestions

Planes without entertainment systems and usb chargers are useless.

Emotionally painful dev learning experience: My laptop (and only computer I had in the area) broke at the worst possible time during university and the guy fixing it fucked it up meaning it took even longer. Combine this with:

*Stuck having to learn Android Studio in two weeks to make a whole-ass app with a professor who didn't know how to make a Hello World and gave us no resources. Pair project so I had someone depending on me to do my part, meaning a lot of sharing their computer just to be able to use Android Studio.
*Having to work on another solo project by using various public and awfully specced university computers. Said project involved real-time 3D graphics and was running at about a third of the speed it should on every machine.
*Realizing how much I depended on my laptop for entertainment and that I basically had nothing that could help me de-stress and relax at home.
*Not knowing when the laptop's spare parts would arrive or if the repair man would give me bad news and even more delays.
*A very poorly timed issue in my relationship.

I know university can be stressful even though it never really affected me before or since but man, those couple of weeks broke me.

Dear web developers, please think of the boot disk users.

Users might have to boot their computer from external bootable media such as a live USB stick, SSD, or live CD/DVD, after their operating system caught a problem that prevents it from booting.

Emergency boot media usually has earlier versions of web browsers because they are not frequently used, much less updated. Sadly, the developers of many websites have a habit of breaking compatibility for older web browsers. For example, the new audio player used by the Internet Archive (Archive.org) does not even support Firefox 57, a version that was released as recently as November 2017!

Therefore, websites should retain support for old web browsers. If not all features can be made to work, at least the essential features should work on older browser versions. Websites should not let down people who are stuck due to a computer problem. Those users should still be able to browse the Internet for help, and perhaps enjoy basic entertainment such as watching videos (YouTube, Dailymotion) and listenening to music or audio books (SoundCloud, Internet Archive) while at it.

The attached screenshot shows something no internet user wants to be "greeted" with.

Keep the Internet accessible.

this is how my mind processes gods and religions.

comparing to the current time, they are comparable to the movies.

like 'The Avengers' - 1, 2, 3, etc

they are the stories, for ENTERTAINMENT, of that time.

and along the way, they twisted and turned the scripture.

and the fans became the followers.

Whatever be the current trend on Linked-In, at the end of the day the product development life cycle remains quite the same.

Still, as developers which general domains in software do you think would flourish in the near future?

My picks (not in order) -
>> Cyber security : automation, both offensive and defensive
>> Block chain : trustable data platforms
>> Applied AI : a few key models, applied to all niches, bettering existing UX
>> IOT : wearables, embeddables, smart appliances
>> AR : Navigation prompts, real time info about real life objects
>> VR : Immerse entertainment. (Metaverse 🤮)
>> Quantum computing : first gen costly commercial releases, new algos

What would you add or subtract from this?

!rant

What TV show or movie or what ever is that you watch and find yourself ROFL ?

Can't operate in normal conditions, hmmm... These airplane media systems really need someone to come in and change the game. Linux stack, nice, but most obviously some Linux frontend? 🤔 Although, this is satellite, my rant remains the same! Need to change the game!

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Why Choose Pool Armor Pros for Your Pool Maintenance and Pool Service?
Whether you're a busy homeowner or a business owner with a pool on your property, keeping your pool clean and properly maintained is key to preserving its beauty and functionality. At Pool Armor Pros, we offer comprehensive pool maintenance and pool service to take the hassle out of pool care, allowing you to focus on enjoying your pool instead of worrying about its upkeep.

1. Comprehensive Pool Maintenance Services
Proper pool maintenance goes beyond just cleaning the surface of the pool. It involves ensuring that your pool’s equipment is functioning efficiently and that the water quality is always perfect. Our pool maintenance services include:

Regular Cleaning: We remove debris, brush the walls, and vacuum the pool floor, ensuring a spotless and inviting pool.

Chemical Balancing: Maintaining the right chemical balance is essential for a healthy pool. Our team tests and adjusts the water chemistry to ensure the water is safe for swimming and the pool is protected from damage.

Equipment Inspections: We inspect the pool equipment, including the pump, filter, and heater, to ensure everything is operating properly and prevent potential problems before they arise.

Water Level Management: We ensure that your pool’s water level is consistently monitored and maintained at the optimal level.

2. Expert Pool Service
At Pool Armor Pros, our pool service extends beyond routine maintenance. Whether you need a one-time cleaning or ongoing care, our professional team is here to ensure your pool is always ready for a swim. Our pool service includes:

Repairs and Replacements: If your pool equipment is malfunctioning, our experienced technicians provide quick repairs and replacements for pumps, filters, heaters, and more.

Emergency Services: We understand that pool problems can arise unexpectedly, which is why we offer emergency pool service to address urgent issues and prevent further damage.

Algae Prevention and Treatment: Algae growth can quickly take over a pool, especially in hot climates. We offer algae prevention and treatment services to keep your pool water clear and safe.

3. Customized Maintenance Plans
We understand that every pool is unique, and so are its maintenance needs. That's why Pool Armor Pros offers customized pool maintenance and pool service plans to fit your schedule and the specific requirements of your pool. Whether you need weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly services, we create a plan that works for you and ensures your pool is always in great condition.

4. Seasonal and Special Services
Whether it's preparing your pool for the warmer months or performing a deep clean during the offseason, we offer seasonal services that keep your pool in optimal condition year-round. Our special services include pool opening and closing, deep cleaning, equipment inspections, and more.

Why Pool Armor Pros?
At Pool Armor Pros, we are passionate about providing high-quality pool maintenance and pool service to ensure that your pool stays in top condition, whether it's used for relaxation, exercise, or entertainment. We are committed to delivering professional, efficient, and friendly service that exceeds your expectations.

We pride ourselves on our attention to detail, reliability, and customer-focused approach. When you choose Pool Armor Pros, you’re choosing a team that treats your pool like it’s our own.

Contact Pool Armor Pros Today!
If you’re in need of reliable pool maintenance and professional pool service in Cape Coral, Florida, Pool Armor Pros is here to help! Call us today at +1 (941) 257-3033 or visit us at 1441 SW 4th St Unit 654, Cape Coral, FL 33991 to schedule your next service.

INDUSTRIAL IPTV IN SAUDI ARABIA

Today's rapidly evolving digital landscape, Internet Protocol Television (IPTV) has emerged as a transformative solution for delivering high-quality multimedia content over IP networks. IPTV Saudi Arabia, AL IMTEDAD stands at the forefront of this revolution, offering state-of-the-art IPTV services tailored to diverse sectors, including hospitality, corporate, healthcare, and education.

Hospitality IPTV in Saudi Arabia: Elevating Guest Experiences

The hospitality industry in Saudi Arabia is dedicated to providing exceptional guest experiences. AL IMTEDAD's Hospitality IPTV solutions are designed to enhance these experiences by offering a wide array of personalized and interactive entertainment options. From on-screen greetings to easy access to hotel services, their IPTV systems transforms guest engagement. Guests can enjoy high-definition channels and on-demand content, ensuring a memorable stay.

Corporate IPTV KSA: Streamlining Communication

Effective communication is crucial for corporate success. AL IMTEDAD's IPTV services Saudi Arabia enable businesses to distribute multimedia content seamlessly across their networks. This includes live broadcasts, training videos, and corporate announcements, providing a flexible platform that caters to various communication needs. By integrating IPTV into their infrastructure, companies can enhance internal communication

IPTV for Educational Institutions: Empowering Learning

Modern educational institutions require efficient tools to deliver content to staff and students. AL IMTEDAD offers IPTV KSA tailored to the unique needs of schools, colleges, and universities in Saudi Arabia. Their systems allow students to access educational channels, news, and recorded lectures through an intuitive interface, supporting a more dynamic and interactive learning environment.

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The success of an IPTV system hinges on its installation. AL IMTEDAD ensures that their experienced professionals handle every aspect of the IPTV installation in Saudi Arabia. They meticulously integrate solutions with existing infrastructure, providing a hassle-free experience. Their streamlined installation process guarantees efficiency and minimal downtime, ensuring that the IPTV system is operational swiftly.

Why Choose AL IMTEDAD for IPTV in Saudi Arabia?

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Maplewood Greens: Affordable Wedding Venues, Event Spaces, and Banquet Halls in Renton, WA

Are you searching for affordable wedding venues near me, a versatile event venue with catering near me, or the perfect banquet halls near 98058 for your upcoming event? Maplewood Greens, located at 4050 Maple Valley Hwy, Renton, WA 98058, is your ideal destination for all your event needs. Whether you're planning a wedding, corporate function, or party, our venue offers beautiful spaces, exceptional service, and affordable pricing to make your event memorable.

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If you're dreaming of a beautiful wedding without breaking the bank, Maplewood Greens is the perfect place for you. We are proud to offer affordable wedding venues near me that don’t compromise on elegance or service. Our venue provides a stunning backdrop for your wedding ceremony and reception, with both indoor and outdoor options to fit your style.

We understand that planning a wedding can be stressful, which is why we offer customizable wedding packages to meet your budget and vision. From the moment you walk down the aisle to your first dance, our dedicated team works with you every step of the way to make sure your big day is seamless and unforgettable.

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Finding an event venue with catering near me can be challenging, but Maplewood Greens makes it easy! We offer on-site catering services, ensuring that your guests enjoy a delicious and memorable meal at your event. Whether you're hosting a wedding, corporate meeting, or special celebration, our talented chefs create menus tailored to your preferences and dietary requirements.

In addition to our outstanding catering, our event venues are designed to accommodate a variety of gatherings. From intimate receptions to large-scale celebrations, Maplewood Greens offers the perfect space for your next event, with all the amenities you need to make it a success.

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If you're specifically looking for banquet halls near 98058, Maplewood Greens offers some of the most elegant and versatile banquet halls in Renton. Whether you're planning a formal banquet, a fundraiser, or a special occasion, our spacious halls provide the perfect setting. We offer flexible layouts, professional event coordination, and high-quality amenities to ensure your banquet is flawless.

Our venue is designed to accommodate groups of all sizes, and with customizable banquet packages, you can create an event that perfectly fits your needs. Whether it’s a seated dinner or a cocktail-style reception, we have the ideal space to bring your vision to life.

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Looking for a venue for parties near me that offers both fun and convenience? Maplewood Greens is the perfect place to host your next party. Whether it’s a birthday bash, anniversary celebration, or holiday party, we provide a vibrant, spacious venue to make your celebration unforgettable. Our event spaces are designed to accommodate everything from intimate gatherings to large-scale parties, and our team is here to assist with everything from décor to catering.

Our venue offers plenty of room for dancing, mingling, and entertainment, with ample parking for all your guests. With customizable party packages and a range of services to choose from, Maplewood Greens ensures your next party is one for the books.

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Elite Bartending School and Event Staffing South Florida: Hire A Bartender for Your Next Event

When it comes to hosting an unforgettable event, the quality of service is just as important as the atmosphere and entertainment. Whether you're planning a wedding, corporate event, private party, or any other gathering, one thing is certain: you'll need skilled bartenders to keep the drinks flowing smoothly. At Elite Bartending School and Event Staffing South Florida, we provide professional bartender hiring services in West Palm Beach and the greater South Florida area.

If you want your event to stand out and your guests to be impressed with exceptional service, hiring a bartender from Elite Bartending School ensures a seamless and enjoyable experience. Here's why our team of trained bartenders is the best choice for your next event.

Why Hire A Bartender from Elite Bartending School?
When you hire a bartender through Elite Bartending School and Event Staffing, you're not just hiring someone to pour drinks—you’re bringing in a professional who has been trained in all aspects of bartending. Our bartenders are equipped with the following skills and qualities to make your event successful:

1. Professionalism and Experience
Our bartenders are more than just friendly faces behind the bar. They are highly trained professionals who have completed our comprehensive bartending programs at Elite Bartending School. From mixing cocktails and managing the bar to providing excellent customer service, our staff is well-versed in all aspects of bartending. You can trust that they will uphold a high standard of professionalism throughout your event.

2. Knowledge of Mixology
When you hire a bartender from Elite Bartending School, you’re getting someone who knows the ins and outs of mixology. Our bartenders are well-versed in crafting a variety of cocktails—from classic martinis to trendy signature drinks. Whether you're hosting an upscale wedding or a casual backyard party, our bartenders will create the perfect drink menu for your event and serve it with style.

3. Customer Service Excellence
Bartenders are often the center of attention at any event. Our trained bartenders not only know how to mix drinks but also understand the importance of engaging with guests, ensuring they feel welcomed and comfortable. Good customer service is at the heart of everything we do, and you can count on our bartenders to handle even the busiest bar with a smile and professionalism.

4. Licensed and Responsible Service
In Florida, bartenders must adhere to strict state laws regarding alcohol service. When you hire a bartender through Elite Bartending School, you're hiring someone who is not only highly trained but also licensed and educated on the responsible service of alcohol. Our bartenders know how to verify the legal drinking age, handle intoxicated guests, and ensure that everyone has a safe and enjoyable time.

5. Efficient and Organized
At any event, bartenders play a critical role in keeping the flow of beverages organized and timely. Whether you're hosting a small gathering or a large-scale event, our bartenders are skilled at managing busy bars, ensuring that drinks are served quickly and guests are satisfied. We pride ourselves on our ability to set up and break down the bar quickly and efficiently, allowing you to focus on other aspects of your event.

Types of Events We Staff
No matter what type of event you’re planning, Elite Bartending School and Event Staffing South Florida can provide the perfect bartender to match your needs. We have experience staffing a wide range of events, including:

Weddings: Celebrate your special day with expertly crafted cocktails and top-notch service.
Corporate Events: Impress your clients and colleagues with professional bartenders who know how to create a memorable experience.
Private Parties: From intimate gatherings to large celebrations, we’ll provide bartenders who ensure your guests are well taken care of.
Fundraisers: Serve drinks while creating a welcoming and festive atmosphere for your cause.
Public Events and Festivals: Our experienced bartenders can manage high-volume bars with ease and efficiency.
Holiday Parties: Let us handle the bartending so you can enjoy the festivities with your guests.
How to Hire A Bartender for Your Event
Hiring a bartender from Elite Bartending School and Event Staffing South Florida is simple and straightforward. Here's how the process works:

Contact Us: Give us a call at +1 (305) 713-7988 or visit us at our location at 329 Clematis St, West Palm Beach, FL 33401 to discuss your event needs.

Tell Us About Your Event: We’ll ask about the type of event you're hosting, the number of guests, the location, and any specific requests you have for the bar. This helps us match you with the right bartender(s) for your event.

Games Straight 2U: Revolutionizing Your Event with the 360 Photobooth Experience in Tracy, California

Are you looking to take your event to the next level with an innovative, fun, and unforgettable experience? Look no further than Games Straight 2U, the premier provider of the 360 Photobooth experience in Tracy, California! Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, corporate event, or any special occasion, our 360 photobooth adds excitement, engagement, and lasting memories to your celebration.

What is a 360 Photobooth?
A 360 Photobooth is an immersive and dynamic photo experience that allows guests to capture their best moments in full 360-degree motion. Unlike traditional photo booths, this interactive booth uses cutting-edge technology, creating high-quality videos or gifs that capture every angle of your guests as they strike fun poses, dance, or interact with props. It’s the perfect way to bring your event to life and give your guests something truly unique to take home.

Why Choose Games Straight 2U for Your 360 Photobooth?
Unmatched Experience for Your Guests
With a 360 Photobooth, your guests become the stars of their own highlight reel. Whether they are celebrating a wedding, birthday, or corporate event, they’ll love seeing themselves captured in full motion with incredible 360-degree footage. Our sleek and professional setup ensures that everyone will want to get in line for their turn!

Customized Branding & Themes
Make your event truly your own by customizing the 360 photobooth experience. From personalized overlays, event logos, and themes to unique backdrops and props, we provide a fully branded experience that aligns with the look and feel of your event. It’s not just about photos—it’s about creating an experience that your guests will remember forever.

Instant Sharing & Social Media Integration
In today’s digital age, sharing moments on social media is a big part of any celebration. With our 360 Photobooth, your guests can instantly share their videos or gifs on platforms like Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter. Our system allows for easy digital uploads, so your guests can show off their fun moments with just the click of a button, making it the perfect addition to any modern event.

High-Quality Videos and Photos
Our 360 photobooth captures high-definition video and high-quality still images, ensuring that every moment is recorded in stunning detail. From the sharpness of the visuals to the quality of the sound, every aspect of your 360 video is designed to impress and deliver an experience that will stand the test of time.

Interactive Fun for Everyone
The 360 Photobooth is fun for all ages! From children to adults, everyone loves stepping into the booth and having their moment of fun. Whether it's a group of friends striking a pose together, a family dancing, or guests showing off their best moves, the 360 photobooth captures it all in a way that traditional photo booths simply can’t.

Professional Setup and Friendly Service
At Games Straight 2U, we don’t just provide the equipment; we provide the service that ensures your event runs smoothly. Our professional staff will handle the setup, operation, and breakdown of the 360 photobooth, making sure everything is perfect so you can focus on enjoying your event. We’re here to make sure your experience is seamless, fun, and stress-free!

Why Tracy, California Loves Games Straight 2U
Tracy, California, is known for its vibrant and family-friendly community, and Games Straight 2U is proud to be a part of it. Our 360 photobooth service is quickly becoming a popular choice for locals who want to add a unique twist to their events. Whether you’re hosting a small gathering or a large celebration, we bring the latest technology and top-notch service to make your event unforgettable.

Perfect for Any Occasion
Our 360 Photobooth is ideal for a wide range of events, including:

Weddings: Capture every moment of joy and fun as your guests take full-circle videos and photos.

Birthday Parties: Add excitement and entertainment to any age birthday celebration.

Corporate Events: Engage your employees, clients, and guests with a memorable, interactive experience.

School Events: From proms to graduation parties, our 360 photobooth is sure to bring excitement to your school functions.

Fundraisers: Create an interactive experience that attracts more guests and helps support your cause.

Book Your 360 Photobooth Today!
Ready to add some flair and fun to your event? Contact Games Straight 2U today to book our 360 Photobooth and take your celebration to new heights! We’re excited to bring this revolutionary experience to your next event in Tracy, California, and surrounding areas.

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Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban: Make Your Event Unforgettable

Planning an event in Durban and looking for an exciting way to entertain your guests while capturing lasting memories? Look no further than Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban! Located at 39 Clarendon Dr, Durban North, Durban, 4051, South Africa, we specialize in providing high-quality, customizable photo booth rental services that add a fun and interactive element to any occasion. Whether it’s a wedding, birthday, corporate event, or any special celebration, we guarantee to make your event one to remember!

Why Choose Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban?
At Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban, we are committed to delivering exceptional service and unforgettable photo booth experiences. Here’s why our photo booth rental services are the ideal choice for your next event:

High-Quality Photos & Instant Prints
Our photo booth rental Durban service features state-of-the-art technology, including professional-grade cameras and instant printing systems. Every photo taken in our booths is high-quality, ensuring you and your guests receive sharp, clear, and vibrant prints right on the spot. It’s the perfect way to capture those candid moments and create memories that last a lifetime.

Customizable Options to Suit Your Event
Every event is unique, and we believe your photo booth experience should be too! We offer fully customizable photo booth rental packages that allow you to choose everything from custom photo strips to personalized backdrops and props. Whether you’re hosting a glamorous wedding, a fun birthday party, or a corporate event with branding needs, our team can tailor the setup to perfectly match your theme and vision.

Entertainment for All Ages
Photo booths are a hit with guests of all ages. Kids love dressing up in fun props, while adults enjoy creating memories with friends and family. Our booths are spacious enough to accommodate large groups, so no one is left out of the fun. The interactive nature of our photo booths ensures your event stays lively and full of laughter.

Seamless Service from Start to Finish
When you book with Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban, you can relax knowing that we handle everything. From the setup and operation to the breakdown of the booth after your event, our professional team ensures that everything runs smoothly. We also provide an on-site attendant to help guests make the most of the photo booth experience, so you can focus on enjoying your event.

Affordable and Flexible Packages
We understand that planning an event can be expensive, which is why we offer a variety of photo booth rental Durban packages designed to suit different budgets and needs. Whether you're hosting a small gathering or a large-scale event, we have affordable options that ensure you get the most value without compromising on quality. Choose the duration, add extras like custom prints or photo albums, and design the perfect photo booth experience for your event.

Contact Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban
Ready to take your event to the next level? Get in touch with Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban today! We’d love to help you make your celebration unforgettable. Contact us at +27606730560 or visit us at 39 Clarendon Dr, Durban North, Durban, 4051, South Africa to learn more about our services and reserve your photo booth.

Apex Exterior Solutions: Pool Deck Pressure Washing and Affordable Power Washing in Dayton, Ohio

At Apex Exterior Solutions, we specialize in providing top-notch pool deck pressure washing and affordable power washing services for both residential and commercial properties in Dayton, Ohio. With years of experience and a commitment to customer satisfaction, we are your go-to experts for all your exterior cleaning needs. From keeping your pool deck spotless to restoring the beauty of your home or business, our professional pressure washing services deliver exceptional results every time.

Whether you’re dealing with stubborn algae on your pool deck or need a complete power wash for your driveway or siding, we have the skills and equipment to tackle it all. Keep reading to learn more about how Apex Exterior Solutions can enhance the curb appeal and cleanliness of your property.

Why Pool Deck Pressure Washing is Important
Your pool deck is not only an area for relaxation and entertainment, but it also endures regular exposure to dirt, oils, leaves, mold, and algae. Over time, these elements can cause the surface to become slippery, unsafe, and unsightly. That’s where pool deck pressure washing in Dayton, Ohio comes in.

At Apex Exterior Solutions, we offer expert pool deck cleaning services that restore the appearance of your outdoor space and help keep it safe for family, friends, and guests.

Benefits of Pool Deck Pressure Washing:
Enhances Safety
Pool decks can quickly become slick with algae, mold, and mildew buildup, especially around the water. These substances not only make your deck look dirty but also increase the risk of slips and falls. Our pool deck pressure washing service removes these contaminants, making your pool area safer for everyone.

Restores Aesthetic Appeal
A clean pool deck enhances the overall look of your backyard and can significantly boost your home’s curb appeal. Whether your pool deck is made of concrete, wood, tile, or pavers, we have the right tools and techniques to bring it back to life.

Prevents Long-Term Damage
Regular pressure washing helps remove substances that can damage your pool deck’s surface. By addressing mold, algae, and dirt early, you prevent staining and wear that could lead to costly repairs down the road.

Improves Longevity
Pool decks that are regularly cleaned last longer. By removing harmful elements and ensuring proper maintenance, you extend the lifespan of your deck, saving you money on expensive repairs or replacements.

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When it comes to maintaining the exterior of your home or business, affordable power washing in Dayton, Ohio is an excellent option to restore cleanliness and enhance the appearance of your property. Power washing, also known as pressure washing, is highly effective for removing dirt, grime, stains, and buildup from a variety of surfaces.

At Apex Exterior Solutions, we offer affordable power washing services that deliver exceptional results without breaking the bank. Our team uses state-of-the-art equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to ensure your property looks its best, all while staying within your budget.

Our Affordable Power Washing Services Include:
House Washing
Over time, your home’s siding can collect dirt, mold, mildew, and algae, making it look dingy and worn. Our house washing service uses power washing techniques to clean and restore your siding, whether it’s vinyl, brick, stucco, or wood. The result is a bright, fresh exterior that boosts your home’s curb appeal.

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Concrete surfaces like driveways and sidewalks often accumulate oil stains, tire marks, and dirt. Our affordable power washing services are perfect for removing tough stains and grime from these hard surfaces, leaving your driveway and walkways looking clean and well-maintained.

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Outdoor spaces like decks and patios can quickly collect dirt, mold, and algae. Our professional power washing services will restore the look of your deck or patio, whether it’s made of wood, composite, or concrete, making it a more enjoyable space for outdoor activities.

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Commercial Power Washing
First impressions are important for businesses. If the exterior of your commercial property is looking dirty or run down, Apex Exterior Solutions offers affordable power washing for storefronts, parking lots, and exterior surfaces. A clean property not only attracts customers but also protects your investment.

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At Choice One Landscape, we specialize in creating stunning outdoor spaces that are both functional and beautiful. Whether you're interested in a concrete patio in San Ramon, a complete backyard remodel in San Ramon, or professional landscaping in Blackhawk, our experienced team is here to help you bring your outdoor vision to life. With years of expertise in landscaping and hardscaping, we offer top-quality services that will enhance your home’s exterior, providing lasting beauty and functionality.

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Belinda Stronach served as an executive of Magna International and a member of parliament in the Canadian House of Commons. Ms. Stronach served in a variety of roles at Magna International, a major automotive supplier headquartered in Aurora, Ontario, Canada, ultimately becoming CEO in 2001.. Belinda Stronach took her leadership skills to the House of Commons in 2004, serving four years for both the Conservative Party of Canada and the Liberal Party of Canada. She founded The Belinda Stronach Foundation in 2008; a social impact organization with the goal of improving health outcomes of women and children. Now serving as Chairman and President of The Stronach Group, Belinda Stronach continues building her legacy with success in racing, gaming, and entertainment...

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Belinda Stronach served as an executive of Magna International and a member of parliament in the Canadian House of Commons. Ms. Stronach served in a variety of roles at Magna International, a major automotive supplier headquartered in Aurora, Ontario, Canada, ultimately becoming CEO in 2001. Belinda Stronach took her leadership skills to the House of Commons in 2004, serving four years for both the Conservative Party of Canada and the Liberal Party of Canada. She founded The Belinda Stronach Foundation in 2008; a social impact organization with the goal of improving health outcomes of women and children. Now serving as Chairman and President of The Stronach Group, Belinda Stronach continues building her legacy with success in racing, gaming, and entertainment.

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ADVANCED HOTEL IPTV SOLUTIONS IN UAE

In the competitive hospitality industry of Dubai and the broader UAE, enhancing guest experiences is paramount. One effective way hotels achieve this is by implementing advanced Hotel IPTV system. These systems not only elevate in-room entertainment but also streamline operations and open new revenue streams.
Understanding Hotel IPTV Systems
Hotel IPTV UAE (Internet Protocol Television) delivers television content over the internet, replacing traditional cable or satellite methods. This technology enables hotels to offer a vast array of TV channels, on-demand content, and interactive services directly to guest rooms. By adopting an IPTV system for hotel, establishments can provide a modern, personalized entertainment experience that meets the expectations of today's tech-savvy travellers.
Benefits of Implementing Hotel IPTV Solutions
1. Enhanced Guest Experience: Hotel IPTV Dubai systems allow guests to access a wide range of television channels and on-demand content. Interactive features such as room service ordering, spa reservations, and local attraction information can be integrated, making the stay more convenient and enjoyable.
2. Personalization and Branding: Hotels can customize the IPTV for hotel interface to reflect their brand identity, displaying personalized welcome messages and tailored content. This not only reinforces branding but also creates a unique and memorable experience for guests.
3. Operational Efficiency: Integrating the IPTV Hotel system with property management systems (PMS) and room controls streamlines operations. Guests can easily access various services, and hotel staff can manage requests more efficiently, leading to improved service delivery.
4. Multilingual Support: Catering to an international clientele, IPTV systems for hotels can support multiple languages, ensuring that guests can navigate the system and access content in their preferred language, thereby enhancing comfort and satisfaction.
5. Revenue Generation: Hotel IPTV solutions offer opportunities for additional revenue through targeted advertising and promotions. Hotels can showcase their amenities, special offers, and local attractions, encouraging guests to utilize on-site services and explore paid content options.
Leading IPTV Solutions for Hotels
In Dubai and the UAE, several reputable IPTV solutions are available for hotels:
• LG Pro:Centric: A comprehensive IPTV platform designed for the hospitality industry, offering interactive services, personalized experiences, and centralized management features. It enables hotels to customize the user interface, offer targeted content and promotions, and integrate seamlessly with various hotel systems.
• Samsung LYNK REACH: Another popular IPTV solution for hotel, providing a range of features tailored to the hospitality sector. It integrates with hotel management systems, offers interactive program guides, personalized welcome messages, targeted content delivery, and remote management capabilities, facilitating efficient system control by hotel staff.
Choosing the Right IPTV Provider
Selecting an experienced and reliable IPTV provider is crucial for successful implementation. Providers like AL IMTEDAD specialize in offering top-tier IPTV system for hotels in Dubai and across the UAE. Their customized solutions feature personalized welcome messages and user interfaces, enhancing the guest experience and improving operational efficiency. By partnering with leading technology brands and offering comprehensive support, they ensure a seamless and advanced television experience for hotel guests.
Conclusion
Implementing a Hotel IPTV system is a strategic move for hotels aiming to enhance guest satisfaction, streamline operations, and increase revenue. By offering personalized, interactive, and high-quality entertainment options, hotels can meet and exceed the expectations of modern travellers, setting themselves apart in the competitive hospitality market of Dubai and the UAE.

Waterz: The Best Cruise Experience in Goa for Parties & Night Cruises
Looking for an exciting and luxurious way to experience Goa? Whether you want to dance the night away, enjoy a romantic dinner, or simply soak in the stunning views of the Mandovi River, Waterz offers the best cruise in Goa. From lively party on cruises to elegant night cruises in Goa, we provide unforgettable experiences on the water.

Party on Cruises – Celebrate in Style!
Goa is the ultimate party destination, and what better way to celebrate than with a party on cruises? At Waterz, we offer an exclusive party experience on the water, where you can dance to the beats of live DJs, sip on refreshing cocktails, and enjoy the cool sea breeze. Whether it's a birthday, bachelor party, corporate event, or just a night out with friends, our party cruises ensure an electrifying atmosphere.

Mandovi River Cruise Goa – A Journey Through Scenic Beauty
Sail through the heart of Goa with our Mandovi River cruise Goa. As you glide across the calm waters, you’ll witness breathtaking views of Panjim’s illuminated skyline, historic forts, and vibrant waterfront. This cruise is perfect for those who want a mix of relaxation, sightseeing, and entertainment.

Swastik Cruise Goa – A Premium Experience
For those seeking a luxury experience, our Swastik Cruise Goa is the ideal choice. This premium cruise offers an elegant setting with top-notch hospitality, gourmet cuisine, and live entertainment. Whether you’re looking for a romantic getaway or a sophisticated evening, Swastik Cruise delivers an unmatched experience.

Why Choose Waterz for Your Goa Cruise?
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Find the Perfect Condos for Rent in Pattaya, Thailand with Central City Property

Looking for a condo to rent in Pattaya, Thailand? Whether you're planning to stay for a short vacation, a long-term residence, or even considering an investment, Central City Property has the ideal condos for rent in Pattaya to suit your needs.

Pattaya is a vibrant city that offers a blend of modern living and tropical charm. From stunning beachfront views to close proximity to restaurants, shops, and entertainment, it’s no wonder why people from around the world choose Pattaya as their home. At Central City Property, we specialize in offering a wide range of condos for rent in Pattaya, Thailand, ensuring that you’ll find the perfect property for your lifestyle.

Why Choose Pattaya for Your Next Rental?
Pattaya is one of Thailand's most popular destinations, not only for tourists but also for expats and long-term residents. The city’s appeal lies in its combination of beautiful beaches, a thriving nightlife scene, modern amenities, and affordable living. It’s a place where both relaxation and excitement can be found in abundance.

Renting a condo in Pattaya offers flexibility and comfort, whether you're looking for a peaceful retreat or a lively city lifestyle. With many choices in prime locations, you can enjoy easy access to everything the city has to offer.

Central City Property – Your Trusted Source for Condos for Rent in Pattaya
At Central City Property, we understand the importance of finding the right condo that meets both your preferences and budget. Our office is conveniently located at 96 389 M 6 เพนียดช้าง Muang Pattaya, Bang Lamung District, Chon Buri 20150, Thailand, and our expert team is ready to guide you through the process of renting the perfect condo in Pattaya.

Our selection of condos for rent in Pattaya covers a variety of options – whether you’re looking for a modern studio, a spacious one-bedroom unit, or a luxurious penthouse. Whatever your requirements are, we have something for you.

Why Rent a Condo in Pattaya?
Ideal Location: Pattaya is home to some of the most desirable condo locations in Thailand. Whether you want to be close to the beach, shopping malls, or entertainment hubs, there's a condo that will place you right where you want to be.

Affordability: Compared to other major Thai cities, Pattaya offers affordable condo rental options. You can enjoy a modern and comfortable lifestyle without breaking the bank.

Flexibility: Renting a condo in Pattaya offers greater flexibility than purchasing property. If you're unsure about your long-term plans, renting allows you to experience living in different areas before committing to a permanent residence.

Modern Amenities: Condos for rent in Pattaya are equipped with modern amenities such as swimming pools, fitness centers, 24-hour security, and more. This ensures that you can enjoy a comfortable and convenient living environment.

Tourist-Friendly: Pattaya’s booming tourism industry ensures a constant influx of visitors. Renting a condo gives you access to world-class entertainment, shopping, and dining, all just a short distance away from your home.

Explore Our Condo Listings
At Central City Property, we have a wide selection of condos for rent in Pattaya, each offering unique features and benefits. Whether you're looking for a sea-view condo, a budget-friendly studio, or a luxurious high-rise unit, we can help you find the perfect place that matches your lifestyle and budget.

Get in Touch with Central City Property
If you’re ready to start your search for condos for rent in Pattaya, Thailand, Central City Property is here to assist you. Reach out to us today at +66959920345, and let us help you find your dream condo in Pattaya. Our team of professionals is ready to provide expert advice and guide you every step of the way.

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APNA IPTV: Your Premier Destination for IPTV Box and IPTV Recharge Services in Surrey, Vancouver

Are you looking for reliable IPTV recharge services or searching for an IPTV box in Surrey? Look no further than APNA IPTV—your trusted local provider of top-quality IPTV services. Conveniently located at 12990 72 Ave, Surrey, BC V3W 4J7, we specialize in offering free IPTV solutions and IPTV box recharge subscriptions, ensuring that you enjoy uninterrupted access to your favorite shows, movies, and live sports.

What is IPTV?
IPTV (Internet Protocol Television) is an advanced method of delivering TV content through the internet rather than traditional cable or satellite services. IPTV provides access to live TV, on-demand videos, sports, news, and much more, all through an internet connection. It’s the perfect solution for anyone looking to enjoy high-quality entertainment at an affordable price.

At APNA IPTV, we are committed to providing the best IPTV experience for our customers in Surrey, Vancouver, and the surrounding areas. Whether you're in need of an IPTV box or looking for convenient IPTV recharge options, we’ve got you covered.

Why Choose APNA IPTV for IPTV Box and IPTV Recharge in Surrey?
IPTV Box in Surrey: At APNA IPTV, we offer a wide selection of IPTV boxes to suit your entertainment needs. Whether you're new to IPTV or looking to upgrade your current setup, we provide the best IPTV boxes that offer seamless streaming, high-definition content, and easy installation. Our team will guide you through the process of setting up your IPTV box to ensure that you get the most out of your IPTV experience.

Convenient IPTV Recharge Services: One of the key services we offer is IPTV recharge. Our IPTV box recharge subscriptions are designed to keep your device updated and running smoothly. With an easy-to-manage IPTV recharge, you’ll have uninterrupted access to all the content you love, whether it’s live TV, movies, or sports.

Free IPTV Solutions: Looking for free IPTV? We offer a selection of free IPTV services that give you access to a variety of channels and content, allowing you to explore the world of IPTV without any commitments.

Local Support in Surrey: As a local business in Surrey, we pride ourselves on offering personalized service. Whether you need a new IPTV box, a recharge for your existing device, or help setting up your IPTV service, our team is here to provide expert assistance. We understand the unique needs of our Surrey customers and are dedicated to offering high-quality, reliable service.

Affordable IPTV Solutions: At APNA IPTV, we are committed to providing affordable IPTV services. Whether you’re interested in free IPTV solutions or a premium IPTV subscription, we offer a variety of packages designed to fit your needs and budget.

What APNA IPTV Offers:
IPTV Box in Surrey:
We provide high-quality IPTV boxes that are designed for easy setup and smooth streaming. Whether you’re watching local channels, international content, or on-demand shows, our IPTV boxes are equipped to deliver a superior viewing experience.

IPTV Recharge:
Keep your IPTV box running at full capacity with our affordable IPTV recharge services. Regular recharges ensure that you continue to enjoy uninterrupted access to the latest content without any disruptions.

Free IPTV Solutions:
Enjoy a wide variety of channels and shows with our free IPTV services. Explore new content, enjoy live TV, and get access to movies, sports, and more—all without the need for a paid subscription.

Customer Support:
Our friendly and professional team is always available to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your IPTV box or IPTV recharge services. Whether you need help setting up your device or troubleshooting an issue, we’re just a phone call away.

Why Surrey Residents Choose APNA IPTV:
Affordable and Convenient:
We understand that many people are looking for affordable alternatives to traditional cable services. Our IPTV services offer a flexible, budget-friendly option for accessing entertainment. Plus, with our IPTV recharge services, you can enjoy uninterrupted access without any hassle.

About Us – Cruise Goa
At Cruise Goa, we redefine luxury on the water by creating exceptional cruising experiences along Goa’s stunning coastline. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion, hosting a corporate event, or simply looking to unwind, our premium yacht and cruise services offer the perfect blend of comfort, adventure, and elegance.

Why Choose Cruise Goa?
Tailored Experiences: From sunset cruises and dinner parties to themed events and private yacht rentals, every cruise is customized to meet your desires.

Luxury & Comfort: Our fleet features well-maintained yachts equipped with plush seating, modern amenities, and attentive crew members dedicated to delivering exceptional service.

Scenic Routes: Sail through the Mandovi River and Arabian Sea, capturing breathtaking views of iconic landmarks, vibrant cityscapes, and Goa’s serene coastline.

Entertainment & Dining: Indulge in live music, Goan folk dances, and gourmet dining while enjoying the cool sea breeze and panoramic vistas.

Adventure & Relaxation: Dive into thrilling water sports, enjoy sunset yoga sessions, or simply relax with a starlit movie night on deck.

Our Mission:
To provide the ultimate cruising experience in Goa by combining luxury, exceptional service, and unforgettable moments on the water.

Our Commitment:
Personalized packages tailored to your needs

Professional crew ensuring safety and exceptional hospitality

Premium vessels with top-tier amenities for a memorable cruise

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📍 Location: Alto-Betim, Britona - Bardez, Bridge Approach, Porvorim, Penha de Franc, Goa 403521
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Is Sunset Cruise in Goa Worth It? Here’s What You Need to Know
If you’re planning a trip to India’s beach capital, one experience that should absolutely top your list is a sunset cruise in Goa. Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned traveler, a Goa cruise during the golden hour offers a picture-perfect moment of serenity and celebration. But is it really worth it? Let's dive into everything you need to know.

Why a Sunset Cruise in Goa is a Must-Try
A sunset cruise in Goa offers the best of both worlds: breathtaking natural beauty and vibrant on-deck entertainment. As your cruise Goa experience begins, you’ll feel the calm of the Mandovi River surround you. The orange skies, cool breeze, and golden glow are pure magic.
But the Goa cruise isn’t just about the views. It’s a chance to relax, dance, laugh, and make memories with your loved ones. Whether you're looking for a romantic evening or a family-friendly outing, a sunset cruise in Goa checks all the boxes.

What to Expect on a Goa Sunset Cruise
Here’s what makes the best cruise in Goa so unforgettable:
1 Hour of Scenic Cruising: Watch the city transform under the evening sky as your Goa cruise sails smoothly along the Mandovi River.
🎶 Live DJ Music: Groove to upbeat tracks and let the rhythm lift your spirits.
💃 Traditional Goan & Portuguese Folk Dances: These cultural performances are a signature part of the sunset cruise in Goa.
🕺 Dance Floor & Entertainment: The onboard dance floor is perfect for those who want to let loose.
🌉 Iconic Sightseeing: From Panjim’s bridge lights to floating casinos, your Goa cruise offers unmatched riverside views.

Best Cruise in Goa for Sunsets
If you’re wondering which is the best cruise in Goa, most locals and tourists will point you to options like the Paradise or Mandovi Sunset Cruise. These are known for their warm hospitality, cultural acts, and family-friendly vibes. Booking a sunset cruise in Goa through trusted operators ensures safety, comfort, and unforgettable service.

Who Should Book a Goa Cruise?
Honestly? Everyone. A Goa cruise is perfect for:
Couples seeking a romantic sunset moment
Families looking for a kid-friendly evening with fun
Friends wanting to dance, eat, and party on water
Solo travelers looking to relax with music and drinks
And if you’re celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or any special occasion, there’s nothing quite like doing it on the best cruise in Goa.

Tips to Make the Most of Your Sunset Cruise in Goa
📅 Book in Advance: Especially during season time (Nov–Feb), the Goa cruise slots fill fast!
👚 Dress Light & Bright: Goan evenings are breezy and beautiful—match the vibe!
📸 Capture the Moment: The sunset backdrop is perfect for pictures.
🍹 Enjoy the Extras: Most sunset cruises in Goa include complimentary drinks and snacks—don’t skip them!

Final Verdict: Is a Sunset Cruise in Goa Worth It?
A big YES. The sunset cruise in Goa is not just a tourist activity—it’s a soul-refreshing, joy-filled experience that connects you to the spirit of Goa. It blends scenic beauty with rich culture, food, music, and a whole lot of fun. If you’re curating your must-do list, make sure the Goa cruise is on it!
Whether you want to sail with your partner, your family, or even solo—this is without doubt the best cruise in Goa to experience a magical evening under the Goan skies.

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Purvanchal Skyline Vista is not just another commercial project; it’s a bold vision brought to life in Sector 94, Noida. Spanning over 18 acres, this avant-garde development is set to redefine commercial real estate standards with a blend of elegance, innovation, and strategic design. Offering a diverse mix of premium office spaces, high-street retail shops, theatres, gourmet restaurants, cafes, and a vibrant food court, this project is the future of business and leisure, perfectly intertwined.

Location Advantage

Located in the heart of Noida, Sector 94 is emerging as a premier hub for commercial and residential developments. What sets it apart is its unmatched connectivity. Sitting at the zero-kilometre mark from Delhi, Purvanchal Skyline Vista ensures seamless access across the NCR, courtesy of the Noida-Greater Noida Expressway. This strategic placement means you are always connected to crucial regions, whether it’s the bustling corridors of Delhi or the rapidly developing areas of Greater Noida.

Moreover, commuting becomes a breeze with the Okhla Bird Sanctuary Metro Station, just three minutes away. The project's proximity to the established commercial powerhouse of Sector 18 and easy access to major highways like FNG Expressway and NH-24 positions it as a truly strategic investment. The upcoming Jewar Airport, a mere hour's drive away, adds another layer of connectivity that further enhances the project's appeal.

Project Features

Purvanchal Skyline Vista is crafted to cater to the nuanced demands of modern businesses. The project is characterized by expansive open corridors, double-height retail spaces, and meticulously designed office suites ranging from 600 to 1,150 sq ft. With pricing starting at Rs. 15,000 per sq ft for office spaces—complete with attractive inaugural discounts—this development offers a compelling value proposition.

Retail spaces are equally enticing, with first-floor shops starting at Rs. 35,000 per sq ft, reduced to Rs. 30,000 for early investors, and second-floor units priced from Rs. 25,000 per sq ft, discounted for a limited time. Direct consultation with the developers is highly recommended for those looking to make an informed investment.

World-Class Amenities

Purvanchal Skyline Vista goes beyond just providing commercial spaces; it offers a holistic environment to enhance the visitor experience. The dedicated food court, a selection of fine dining restaurants, and chic cafes are thoughtfully designed to maximize visibility and footfall, creating a lively atmosphere.

Entertainment is another cornerstone of this development, featuring cutting-edge theatre for an immersive cinematic experience and a vibrant gaming and entertainment zone that appeals to all age groups. Additionally, including a unisex salon and spa offers a serene escape, ensuring that the project caters to business and leisure needs seamlessly.

Surrounding Developments

Sector 94 is not an isolated development; it is surrounded by some of Noida's most prestigious projects, including M3M The Cullinan, BPTP Capital City, and Supertech Supernova. This confluence of high-end developments enhances the area's exclusivity. It ensures a high volume of foot traffic, making Purvanchal Skyline Vista a magnet for investors seeking both visibility and growth.

A Legacy of Excellence: The Developer

Purvanchal Projects Pvt. Ltd. has been a stalwart in North India's real estate sector since its inception in 1994. Under the leadership of CMD Mr. Shah Alam, the company has delivered over 11,000 residential units across Delhi, NCR, and Lucknow, earning a reputation for quality, craftsmanship, and customer satisfaction. Their clientele, including prestigious government bodies and multinational corporations, is a testament to their unwavering commitment to excellence.

Conclusion

Purvanchal Skyline Vista is more than just a commercial project—it’s a visionary investment in the future of Noida's commercial landscape. Its prime location, unparalleled amenities, and the impeccable track record of the Purvanchal Group make it an irresistible opportunity for investors. Whether you're looking to secure premium office space, a high-visibility retail outlet, or a leisure facility, this project promises to deliver on every front.

Purvanchal Skyline Vista stands out as a beacon of innovation and luxury in Noida's rapidly evolving real estate market. For those with the foresight to invest in a project that seamlessly blends connectivity, creativity, and commercial potential, Purvanchal Skyline Vista offers an unparalleled gateway to success.

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