Apple rejected my app, because they throught there was a frickin Windows phone on my loading screen.

How insecure can you be?

It makes me SO happy when coming across some real neat UI out in the wild! :D :D

(source: https://ticketea.co.uk/users/...)

Real life programmer

This hurts.

Opened GitHub for the first time...

what

Really.. I thought ummm..

MathJax

This syntax
$x = {-b \pm \sqrt{b^2-4ac} \over 2a}$
becomes...

Worst technology I've ever worked with?

Microsoft-FUCKING-Access

The error riddled, varchar frenzy, disgusting ui, os and architecture dependent pieces of shit, powered by the cherry on top: fucking VBA, that are applications developed with this monstrosity have kept me awake trying to understand why on earth would anyone that is not dying of cancer already would use such thing to try to build anything.

I had to deal with load of Access applications when I first started at my current company. Whats left now are mainly legacy systems, I killed them one by one and whatever's left will suffer the same punishment.

If you develop in Access you're my enemy and I will destroy you.

Like the tab bar... fuck spaces...

What's a cool project everyone should try to make?

I realised this only after I started writing codes in JavaScript.

Ha, accurate.

Cable porn

Thank God my credit card isn't in a database!😅

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

What does dfox say ?

DEV, DEV, DEV, DEV ,DEV, DEV
RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

Human V1.1

Hahaha....... UGHH

Last week, i was giving my interview for a web development internship!
They asked me
what is the difference between :-
{} +[]
and
[]+{}
:(

Weird parts of JS strikes back :(

Jerry! Why is the website down?

Oh no he's here.

Just put my job on the line today and went to my boss's, boss's, boss's boss to raise concerns and protect my team from terrible management. He apologized to me and has scheduled a meeting to talk to the team to let them know they are valued. Sounds like middle management is going to get a talking to. Fingers crossed.

Gg logic

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

My friend developed an app called "sendanyfile - WhatsApp, messenger" which can be used to send file of any extension via WhatsApp. A week later WhatsApp reported the app saying that it contains the word 'WhatsApp' in the app's title and removed the app from play store. Then 2 weeks later this happens....

This is the way to do it.

Take notes @theNSA @notNSA

No matter how good your security is, you'll still have users...

When u solve the challenge successfully

Oh, I've never posted my sticker here!
Behold the dellRant. :)