I made a small Mac App some weeks ago and I just made it to 8th place on the Mac App Store in Germany.

This has always been a dream for me 😁

<norant>
Today I got the acceptance letter from the university. I will study "Computer Engineering, Software Engineering and mobile platforms", starting this fall. 😀👍
</norant>

Oh, I've never posted my sticker here!
Behold the dellRant. :)

!rant

So, I found this community when I browsed the android app store this evening because I was bored.
Got immediately hooked and registered my own account. Reading here for multiple hours now.

Result of the evening:
- It is nearly 12:30AM now and I have to get up at 5:00AM and I still can't/don't want to sleep.
- Woke my wife multiple times when laughing about stuff posted here.
- I finally found a community on the web I can relate to

I think this was the best decision I made in days.
Thank you all already for the great time.

Happy to be here

(Addition at the next morning: sending this just now because I was not allowed to send already another rant when I wrote this earlier the night)

Oh btw
Wife got her first dev-job

I know python , JS, java etc. Some might know php, some others might swift and so on.. but the only language understood by everyone all over the globe is this 😂(wait for it to load, and you will believe what I'm saying :P )

Merry christmas and happy holidays to all🎄🥴

<noRant>
When one of the clients has technical background and knows what's possible and useful. I even like to have meetings with them, they are always really productive
</noRant>

public void NoRant()
{
I have a small hobby.. T-Shirts.. I make them for myself sometimes, when I'm bored.. so.. I thought to myself.. If I don't get a T-shirt from devRant.. I'll make one myself))) I found myself making several designs.. Here's one example:
}

Not really a rant. But, since I found devrant I started needing less caffeine to help me get me through the day.

noRant - sometimes its all good

Finally joined the 1000 club! And 5 more ++ on one of my rants and I'll get a stress ball. This week is really going well

!norant
This "Last up vote didn't get through because of network issues" is probably the best thing ever

sudo drive

Rantception? #norant

Breakfast && software engineering daily podcast && admiring my new stickers == a good start to the day
Thanks DevRant!

I don't have anything to rant about (still in college). This either means one of two things.

1. My life is boring as hell.

2. There's a lot of shit happening around me and I am not educated enough to understand it.

Feels sad man... :(

Go on holiday tomorrow for two weeks. Not sure what's most scary, turning off my Mac and PC for two weeks or having two weeks of no code.

! Rant

Quick tip for those of you struggling with a error or bug you can't fix.
But that doesn't effect functionality.
Just wrap the code inside a try catch block and don't do anything inside the catch 😂😂. Saved me a lot of hours in my projects.

Nah I'm joking. Don't ever do this

<noRant>
Thanks @devRant for the stickers!
Now I need to find a good spot on my laptop to stick em on.. No idea which layout looks best
<\noRant>

Living next door to Alice - "ALICE! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?"

sry, actually not a rant

[NoRant] Is it really worth it to move completely towards JavaScript (node, express, AngularJS)?

I'm starting and I feel like there's too many options

Thanks for the free swag! @dfox & @trogus! Happy to be a part of the community!

After working with Angular 1 for a while, I had my doubts about learning Angular 2
After playing with Angular 2 for the past couple of days, I think I much prefer it.

Just set up my Raspi with pihole, damn it’s so easy and super efficient. Sites now load so much faster 🦍

I have been reading the book "Discrete Mathematics and Its Applications" by Kenneth Rosen. This is a masterpiece (of books?) in my opinion.

I'm sure most of you guys already read it but, I just wanted to pay my respects.

//norant

I'm convinced, I love my wife's brand new Tesla Model X P90D.. 5411 lbs blowing 0-60 in 3.17 seconds.. it's f*cking ludicrous.. no more petrol cars for me from now on!

!rant
When I discovered the usage of (statement) ? : after two years in programming school, I feel like an explorer landing on a new continent.
It looks so much more like the cool hacker code from television. I can use it as a parameter for function calls.. and everywhere else.

But it makes my code unreadable.

But it's new and fancy.

But unreadable..

What should I do?

So I have a pretty decent job on a more than good wage working for a larger company... I have my own team and get a good bit of responsibility with the role..... But the culture outside of my team is non existent....business is a mess and everything is a war to get anything done... I wish I could just take my team and do my own thing.... So.....

An old colleague and a great friend wants us to do our own thing... The money looks good... There is great demand... She is already doing it and making great money and turning down work and wants an equal partner in the business idea.. Equal equity split...

.... Why am I so worried about leaving a job I don't really have much loyalty too? Ironically the friend wanting me to go do our own thing with hired me here and got me promoted!

I want to go do it but something is keeping me here and I don't know what.... Am I just making excuses not to go?

Am I being rational wanting to stay or tricked of this false security a big firm offers?

Thoughts in the comments plz

//norant
I used to run linux with photoshop and illustrator on wine but I recently switched back to windows so I can run the adobe stuff natively and im using the new linux subsystem and honestly , it works pretty darn well.

!Rant .. I need some quick help and didnt know where to go.. so fellow ranters please help...

So I have created an sql trigger which is supposed to add a kill to a doctor whenever one of his patients changes state to "killed" . But I dont know how to just get the one row that is updated. As it looks now : The doctor get patientKilled ++ for every patient he ever had before as well... How can I solve this ?

USE [AD17_Hospital]
GO
/****** Object: Trigger [dbo].[PatientKilled] Script Date: 2017-10-21 19:51:32 ******/
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
GO
ALTER TRIGGER [dbo].[PatientKilled] ON [dbo].[Patient]
AFTER UPDATE
AS
BEGIN
declare

SET NOCOUNT ON;
UPDATE Doctor set PatientsKilled+=1

FROM Doctor d
INNER JOIN inserted p
ON d.DoctorId= p.DoctorId
where p.PatientState='Killed'
END

sudo rant --mode 0
I'm curious if anyone here uses the Phabricator for development... And how do you tackle the Issue with the SubProjects when maintaining multiple independent Software-Projects?
sudo rant --mode 1

@dfox The feed button on web frontpage is sort of invisible up in the corner. Expected place for "read without the app" is below the app symbols (in my mind). Also "Get the app to +1, post and comment" seems like an outdated remark(?)

Is there a better place for suggestions and general nitpicking btw? :)

<noRant>
UDOO x86 Ohr Raspberry Pi3?
</noRant>

Opinions for TDD?

Using trunk based development for a week now with 3 dev teams... What a relief

!rant Who here is @ AWSome Copenhagen ? :-D