When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

I don't fucking understand this. Why the hell does every website has a autoplay video in their website?

I don't want to see your fucking video when I open your article, I am fucking trying to read something.

one day we will see IoT ransomware. Imagine ransomware on your smart car: “Pay 2 Bitcoins if you want to pick up the kids from the daycare in time.”

When you press CTRL C instead of CTRL V and lose the line you just copied

Only Linux user will understand

Hack the planet using visual basic!

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

I look forward to the day where I open up FileZilla and there isn't an update!

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

About sums up my day.

Guys. Seriously. Take this banner down. I kind of cared -- a WHOLE YEAR AGO.

This isn't the place of modern front end dev. You're obsolete. (This is almost as bad as the Angular 2 rollout!)

When the "lost password" feature of a website sends you an email with your original password :/

Seeing "powered with WordPress" at the bottom of a site

Best advice

When Java is your first language and you are learning python as your second: 90% of errors due to your fingers automatically adding ; at the end of every line of code. :/

LDAP/Active Directory

The horror that is nowadays called "Skype for business"

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

When you see your code which you wrote an year back.

When people find out the hard truth

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.

#truestory

When you've been away for two weeks...

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Hi everyone! Sam here, @dfox's gf :) so happy to be talking to you all! Today I will be live-ranting TNW Conference where devRant will be presenting with photos in this thread. Pictured here, @dfox and @trogus setting up our booth. There will also be a stage presentation, a sticker printer on site (because how could we not :)), and energy drink/stress ball giveaway. Stop by and say hi if you're here!!

Go devRant team!

My finished side projects are very much like my girlfriend,

Nonexistent.

I've forgot root password to open this one...Seems no soda for me today

When they expect you to construct something which was defined just by a name, and you have absolutely no clue..:

Words cannot describe this...