For those considering a job in Software Development ...

i have skills...

Someone had to do it

And that was the world's leading professional social network, ladies and gentleman!

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Git ...

People are fuckin retarded.

I really like that nobody cares about the fucking swearing on this site

Me begging myself to add comments to my code.

When you don't know what the fuck is going on with your code anymore

Hell yeah!

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

penguins ...

It makes me feel like a whore when looking for jobs.

I don't really wanna do it, but I'm in a situation where i have to do it to survive.

Guys, anyone seen my mouse? Can't find it

Removes stubborn programs? Oh by 'stubborn' you mean the kind of programs where i click on the X on a window and the default button on the confirmation dialog isn't the one that closes the window but instead I have to click on 'cancel'? Yeah I fucking hate those programs too.

The fucking cunts who write the code for this should be making subway sandwiches for a living because they don't deserve programming as a job.

" this page uses cookies"
"We've updated our privacy policy"
*30 sec full screen ad* OR "please turn off your adblocker and refresh"
"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Click to read more"
"You've reached your free articles for the month. Please subscribe!"

Jesus fucking Christ! Is it such a sin to read articles in peace? How does anybody use your shitty site. How does anybody PAY for your shitty site?! Fuck your articles. Why do companies think this is a good model?!

Yay a new iPhone.
3 cameras and fast charge and.... omg 5 more hours of battery life 😱

But wtf Apple, $1900 AUD.

This is seriously getting to the point Apple don't want people's money anymore.

Oh and just to clarify,
- sent from my iPhone

Can't wait for this to happen

Finally

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Lets sort numbers like this!
-Greetings from my file manager!

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What you think when in college

These big companies would have all their code systematically arranged and everything organized, well documented.

When you come to the corporate world

Its the same shit you saw in college with the only difference being that you are expected to somehow keep it running since now it has actual money flowing through it!

He has figured out life

Making a meme to pass the time...
All this waiting, only because I wanted to try one small thing -.-

Oh boy, JPEG compression strikes again...
Wish I could upload pngs. Then I could use alpha channel too.

1. Focus on learning; earning should come secondary
2. If it doesn't add anything to your resume, it's probably not worth picking up
3. Do not re-invent the wheel. Explore third parties and libraries thoroughly. Use them as much as you can.
4. If you stuck at a problem for more than 2-3 hours: post on stackoverflow
5. Plan, create deadlines, and focus as if an executive chose you.
Lazy = failure!

JS is love indeed

This put the first smile on my face this morning ...