When you suggest to use git but the answer you get is:
"Just write in a text document what you have changed ".

Oh dear God..

Fuck you stupid cunt!!!! If your fucking project depends on empty folder structure just put a fucking gitignore file on it so I don't have to waste all fucking day debugging your tasteless spaghetti to figure out that you download files to an empty folder that git clone doesn't create.

I just came across this image
Even my grandma(80) can understand this :D
Source:
http://www.darwinbiler.com/about/

8 GB of RAM and it still lags like forever..

Never let little kids play near your laptop RIP dev sticker :(

I was gone for like 10 mins.

What if some day devrant starts getting bigger and has a lot of employees? What happens if they start ranting too?

"...the way he has written the code, it feels nasty man. I would have done it this way..."

Fuck you and your feelings. If you think my code is bad, give justification for it. Explain the fucking reason. Stop saying it "feels" like a bad code.

Fucking tired of this mentality in most of the developers. Why is it that the moment you look at someone else's code, you feel like you would have written it better. Programming is problem solving. And you can solve a problem in couple of different way.

If the code is absolute shit, has followed no best practices then yeah, go ahead and call it a bad code. But just because you would have moved some lines here and there, that doesn't mean the other persons code is horrible.

Goddamit!

Bye bye windows

He : You're the " ; " to my code.

She : sorry, I use python.

Busted!

Best one...

As much as i love Ubuntu... This is so true.

The truth has been spoken...

Why is it that whenever somebody looks over my shoulder at my screen when I'm programming, I mentally degrade to a 6 year old and can barely type???

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

Finally YouTube implemented something from the porn websites. I'm talking about quick video review on thumbnails.

Not installing Facebook & messenger on my new phone:"What a relief:)"

HAHAHAHA

New avatar releases! We now have many more skin tones, programming language t-shirts, new glasses, and more colorful hair options for the female avatar! Check 'em out!

"Say hello to my little friend(s)" ^^

Root..

I hate YouTube recommendations. They just show you the same videos again and again after some time.

Here we go

If songs were codes...

I can't relax watching Silicon Valley because they have such a stressfull life that it reminds me of all the stressfull things I have to do.

trying to teach my little sister(13) her first programming language. decided to go the microsoft way and start with C#.
the moment she finished her first
hello world made me so proud of her :)

A software engineer was smoking...

A lady nearby asked him: "Can't you read the warnings? Smoking is injurous to health!"

He replied: "We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!"

Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere

Whenever I see a programming question here, I know someone's got devOverflow and stackRant completely mixed up!!!

This team wants to reinvent the wheel, when we already have the wheel. When asked why they want to waste their time, they replied saying because they just want to.

I have to help these idiots.