FUCK THE EU!

Ok I said it, what? Someone had too.

Can we all move on now?

Ps: if you made it this far, be sure to ++ for your angers and frustrations over the current articles we all know and hate.

I just realized our business runs on a WIMP stack :(

Windows, IIS, MySQL, PHP

me with react right now :

This is hilarious 😁

This movie solidified my love for computers

Excited to start learning asp net core

Why are all the feminists silent who support equality between genders regarding the Jeff Bezos case? They should suggest her to be independent and not take her husbands assets right? 🤔🤔

Here's the funny 😂 😂

Seriously....

Good afternoon my good people. Hope the coding is going well today.

What's your daily routine?

MKBHD's new year res

Should i make an app about ordering hookers / strippers? Assume its legal in my country and i dont know of any app for that. Shit i think this might be more promising than the app i really am working on...

Internet Explorer

Writing my first production-level website using ASP.NET and its really not that bad

*when you press alt + enter*

~🍓

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
What do you code, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy:
SIR, JAVA, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
JAVA? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers code in Java!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy:
SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D WRITE LEGACY CODE AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO WRITE ANY COMMENTS.

There is nothing in the caterpillar that tells you its going to be a butterfly.

that moment when you get a different error message just before you give up

It's a feature

Set up an account at Wells Fargo today and they told me the password requirements... This is a joke right?

his mom taught him manners
when you steal a laptop that's what you do

Reading programmer stuff on reddit:

"C# onlY woRkZ on MicRoSoft aNd m0n0 suCks"

Someone else:

"Dude, .net core has been out for a while what are you talking about?"

Them:

"OMg I diDNt Kn0W thaT!!"

Really guys?? Its been out forfuckingEver....

this is the thing. People talk shit, spread misinformation, and just looo amazingly ignorant without trying to figure shit out properly first.

I'm never making fun of people who go to Stack Overflow for answers ever again.

I mean, have you guys seen this? A leap-second causing 100% CPU use in MySQL, and a dude figures it out like it was nothing, and provides a quick solution!

https://stackoverflow.com/a/...

Credit imgur.

But why...... :|

Show me your coding setup! This is mine!

Who is counting with me?

Shitcoding.jpg

I don't really like that corny ass joke about going to the grocery store and buying eggs or whatever the fuck it is, but this.... This is fucking hilarious.

There's a solid 75% chance that Caecilia is a programmer.