This is utter bullshit. Repo shut down because SJW being offended. Python, then Linux, now this.

Next thing we know is GitHub got sued bc they hosted the bot. Then Microsoft. Then the internet is taken down because it serves as a vector to offend ppl.

Really. Fucker need to know when to stop.

As long as the couch does what it should and is stable, I think it's a good code. Programming means knowing what the computer does before it knows it.
Heaven for programmers:

Show me your 1337 laptop sw3g

so I'm learning C# delegates and I saw this

Just fixed an error that I seeked for a long time in my optimization algorithm.
Results are much worse now.

Feature it is.

When you want to go home from the airport but some morron names his hotel "at home"

Hilariously cool error.

I mean, not everyday your editor tells you to meditate or sing you a bob Dylan’s song, right?

That’s a nice touch atom.

!rant
Oh boy, all the new toys are ready. The next months sure are gonna be fun...

It started with the customer calling and saying they were experiencing some delays in our system. I talked to a 3rd party and they confirmed that messages between our systems would suddenly stop. We talked several times and I spent the whole day investigating and found nothing. Then at about 7 in the evening I get a mail from the customer who says the problems stopped when the ddos attack was over..... WHAT FUCKING DDOS ATTACK!?!?

When you're hardcore full-stack

Good job realtek, good job.

Steam knows I will be buying a game tomorrow.

Next thing we know, the robots have taken over our civilization.

I have a new car that drives itself to a certain degree.

However if you take your hands off of the steering wheel, after 15 seconds it starts shouting at you to put your hands back on the steering wheel.

SO imagine you’re the developer.

You can recognise when someone’s hands aren’t on the wheel.

Why might that be the case? The driver is sleeping, dead or otherwise incapacitated.

Appropriate response?

1) slow the car down to a stop?
2) just turn off self steering so the car veers into oncoming traffic.

Yes you guessed correctly - it’s option 2!

For the love of fuck. Surely the better option would be to keep the thing steering but slow it to a stop.

#developeritus

I shamelessly accept every LinkedIn connection request from recruiters just so that I can send their emails to me@rescam.org

Well Done

Why do i need +10 points to build my own avatar? uhm, does this count as a rant?

All my coder friends got the sexy davRant stickers on their laptops . Wish i could get one too.😃

Booking a hotel on booking.com

**only 3 rooms avaliable at this discounted price BOOK NOW**
**12 rooms booked just in the last 24 hours BOOK NOW**

*** HTML AND CSS FLASHING WEBSITE PANIC**

I call the hotel directly "sorry sir, we're closed for the season and currently renovating, will not be open till June"

I need a drink.

Writing a list of censored words is fun!
Hehe

when your code is messy af but somehow compiles and still works!

This is how my colleague is making JavaScript object literal.

Enough said.
😐🔫

Back then it was for kids. Today i think it wil be torture for them.

Ps my first language was assembly (not judging)

Warning: the following image may cause severe eye damage and temporary autism. Viewer discretion is advised!

DevDuck is so ducking incompetent. Just stares at me while I'm shouting at it. 🦆😭🙃

This is golden 😂😂
P.S. Found it on a telegram channel

The symbol nails it!

Async/await, welcome to the family of JavaScript😀

!rant but I discovered the meaning of life yesterday at work...twice!

keeping up with the ridiculous job titles, WTF is an "iOS King"?

I would actually avoid applying for that job as I couldn't bare to call myself that, or have others

If u remember this, now think how old are u... 💾