Show some respect... 🙌

Dress code 🤣

YouTube, I called it. I freaking called it! This is an old story, it was back when Cryptominer via browser became a thing.

Me: "How long do you thing it will take until YouTube advertisements will contain cryptominer?"

IT WAS A F*CKING JOKE YOUTUBE, I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR ADVERTISEMENT POLICIES ARE REALLY THAT BAD!

A month later, after I said it to an friend, I had increased lags with literally anything I was doing. After some days of research (because I didn't pay that much attention to it at first), I could pin down the cause to my YouTube tab in my browser (because I listen to 24/7 music livestreams). And I was like:

Me: "I bet this is because of cryptominer. I bet this is because of cryptominer."

Guess what. About two weeks later YouTube confessed. Cryptominer ads were possible.

I wonder how much money these companies made...

Hahaha

"Never undervalue yourself or let anyone else undervalue you."

"Learn to say no."

Same person during my first contract, where I was working insane hours for very little pay.

My manager asked me to have colleagues outside engineering dept test an interface for a personal project in order to get the best feedback on UI/X

Me: Enters SQL class
Prof: We will draw ERD diagram on awwapp
Me: (In my head - I hate ERD diagrams) start drawing the first ERD diagram
Prof: That diagram is wrong
Prof: opens SQL Activities_Solution.pdf on his PC
Me: Tried to change the file name on aws to get solution file - fail
Copy SQL Activities.pdf file url (https://url/courses/6429/...). Adds 1 to 1100726 = 1100727 and downloads SQL Activities_Solution.pdf
Open PDF in one tab and awwapp on another and just draw the solution
Prof: Are you sure this diagram is corect?
Me: (In my head - I copied the solution so yes) ...
Prof: Let me check the question
Me: (In my head - seriously? you don't know the answer)
Prof: Checks the correct answer on his PC and then checks the answer on my PC
Me: (In my head - completed another boring uni class) pack up and go home

Yoga and Meditation

Namaste
_/\_

I’m a backend guy.
But because of reasons I’m editing a winforms json settings editor.

There has to be another way.

🎁🎁🎁

Why? Just why?

"QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv." - Bill Sempf

"Everything seems fine, lemme just merge it to develop branch. :)"

The moment when you spend over 30 minutes trying to implement that last feature you were tasked with, a mate comes over, comments out your code, writes two lines and you just facepalm at how complicated your solution was.

This class adheres to the single responsibility principle: it is singularly responsible for the entire application.

Not rubber but LEGO duck.

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.

Will I be a great programmer if I don't like coffee (I prefer tea)?
I don't drink coffee.

Working with DigitalOcean boxes for so long has spoiled me.

I went to setup something on my home server today, and couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong for like 30 minutes...

Until I realized that I never forwarded port 80.

*sigh.

Read this. I'm so fucking tired of these startups and their fucking open spaces and their yoga and what have you.

https://medium.com/startup-grind/...

java.util.Date is an abomination

At Italian lesson: The professor asks me "What is a sentence?" I answer "it's a CharSequence". He looked me very badly

Everyone loves dark themes. I think I'm alone.

The emerging Technological Hype of 2016

Seriously

The most annoying thing about having a favourite language and being fast/ experienced in using it is, that you need to bring up a lot of power to leave it behind for something else. :/

Why do you invite devs to a meeting if your going to ignore all the points citing it's a business decision?

Found this on Reddit today, thought of you

Genuine snippet of code from something we are rewriting from scratch..

// Returns true if section length is greater than maximum path
public bool isOversized(double sectionLength) {
return false;
}

Fffuuuuuu

The Most Irritating Moment!!!
-_-