Someone got paid for this...

People should fucking document their code. I have to implement something using someone's code. And I have no idea what I'm doing.

Be kind always.

Who Is Who

➡ A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women🙍 can deliver a baby in 1 month.👶

➡ An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month.👶

➡ A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby.🙇

➡ A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.👷

➡ A Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.👶

➡ A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby. 🚶

Don't be shy.. Comment which 'who' are you..😂

A few days ago while browsing devRant, my girlfriend stopped me at this one post and asked why does this person have a rubber duck. I went on to explain her about Rubber Duck Debugging. She was totally amazed by the concept (she's not a techie). Today suddenly a package arrived at my door step from her.

Well now I have an entire family of rubber ducks to code with :D

Her: Hey, just heard what John did to you.

Me: Yea. I can't believe he screwed me over like that. I thought he was my friend.

Her: Don't worry. Forget about the bustard. You know #FFF

Me: 🙁 #FFF? What does white got to do with all this.

Her: What???

Me: #FFF. This is white.

Her: Nooooo. It means Fuck Fake Friends. As in the G. Eazy song.

Me: Ohhh😐

'At school on my laptop'

'School ends'

'Packing my shit'

Windows: 'Update and shutdown ;)'

Tomorrow is going to be a tough day for me.

Windows trying to solve

Looks like someone in LinkedIn forgot to add the username.

Company with CULTURE
Company who doesnt allow tech team to WFH but editorial team is fine (or sales)

Sonos playing ALL DAY, and sales team talking all day, next to tech team desk

Dont u love open space offices?

Fuck this
FML

Thanks to the developer who decided to release his library with no documentation and hard coded values .. 10 hours well wasted !

see this? I love stickers

Not a rant, but this is so true!!

Took a devops position for a friend who needed help managing a small datacenter.

Five months of writing nothing but yaml for ansible. I'm about to go mad...

Why my layout looks so bad? iPhone 5s

Classic. Duck tape on mouse laser.

chmod 777
When you drink too much

This is making me feel some type of way. You too? Lmbo!

Fake windows update + f11 = colleague complains all day!

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

Just used my first "It's not a bug, it's a feature" explanation 😂. However, the irritating part is, I had to explain it to another person from IT industry (I mean testers) who is from another company.

And it's really a feature and not a bloody bug. Stop reporting it on the bugs list 😥

Linux set up on laptop day 2: can't make the screen lock after resume from suspend, can't connect to my VPN, can't set key bindings in i3wm... But I did successfully set my wallpaper.

I've had enough JS for one day.

The spec is wrong.

Dear Chrome,

I know it's ridiculous to have 50+ tabs open, but please - pretty please - just make it work for me. 300 MB/tab is starting to make Windows mad.

No, I will not close them. I might need that page I opened 4 months ago and was too lazy to bookmark.

Your abusive friend,

-chappjc

When popular companies are hiring

Ctrl+c ,Ctrl+V......
Oops....I pasted multiple times....

No,you can't be a fucking hacker by just knowing python and installing Kali.

Every fucking time I write some database query or formular with firstname entry I accidentally write fistname and didn't find it for an hour 😡😵