My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

That moment when

Tinder experience so far

Girl: "hey, what do you do?"

Me: "im a programmer"

Girl:

Me: "and you?"

Girl:

Me: "... hello?"

*Suddenly unmatch*

Best quotes from IT teacher:

- "C# is a language to program your IDE."
- "C# is a language for beginners, and is not really used in production."
- "We won't use Python to learn programming, because Python is a very old, slow and useless language, and is not really used anymore."
- "Yeah, your algorithm is fantastic, but you wrote 'The answer is: ' instead of 'Answer: ', so it's just a B."
- One of my classmates was bored and opened Notepad++, and when the teacher saw it, she said "I have been teaching programming for years, but I've never seen this program, what do you use it for?"

I feel so lucky that I have started learning programming years before at home, I just couldn't start if I had to learn this way.

Programming as much as I can now because I've been behind on my school stuff so for the rest of the month no programming until I catch up and go ahead.

I can't wait till college so I can learn whatever I want.

Not using this in interview is recommended, but not required

"I hate C# and Java because compiling takes forever. That's why I use JavaScript."

npm install && gulp

...9 years later...

Would you rather...?

1) Be bored in an ethical company.
2) Be active in a corrupt company.

Post your work area, fuckers.

App reviews like this :/

No credits, sorry

This guy has hacked everything.

How can I help you?
"my email isn't working"
What web browser do you use?
"Yahoo"
Err, okay, what's your email address and password?
"I don't have a password."

Best React meet ever!

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

Waiting for this day....

Take a break folks,
From work,
From code,
From tension,
From bugs,

Take a car, drive to the country side, breathe the fresh air, ride horses,
Have a meal, stay for a day or two, without internet, and then Be back to work.

This is what we all need now :D

It all makes sense now...

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

I look at this nowadays so often during office just that I don't quit this fucking job all because of work load and dumbass and asshole manager

Projects management in a nutshell

Nostalgia level: ∞

Thank me later

The future of Internet of Things

Kudos to fluent design!

One of my friends got his PC dual booted for ₹5000 (≈ 80$).

My take:

Wrote some code during the break that transform an image to the following styles, is it good enough to post on github?

"It takes a lot of effort to make something seem effortless." - Alexander Isley

I hate how some web dev jobs just turn out to be WordPress. It really hurts my feelings.