Going through the previous guy's code. Dude got his comments on point.

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

Your choice.

Rate my setup? :D

Room Number Not Found

Friend: Man you're a programmer why aren't you a billionaire already like the others??

Me: It's not that easy believe me.

Friend: I have a great idea for an app something like facebook...can be that hard?

Me: :/

Friend: you could do that instead of your no pay opensource shit...

Me: FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID BULLLLLSHIT GO FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT !!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE ..STUPID SON OF A BITCH.

Apache or Nginx?

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Fun fact:

In the game Civilization, Gandhi had a aggression rating of 1 which means he didn't declare war on anyone. Now whenever someone Researched Democracy their aggression rating dropped by 2. Now instead of it dropping to - 1, it caused an integer underflow and the aggression rating became the highest possible value, making Gandhi into a nuclear warlord. He nuked everyone!

Programming fact....

I AM ROOT!

I'm a peaceful programmer.

Best random algorithm

What a genius way to print numbers.

# I am not a VIM user.

Felt like sharing :)

I become extremely disgruntled if I'm forced to use a development tool in "light" mode.

Never write your email adress on a building. And it you do, don't use web.de (basically German and more shitty version of yahoo). Spoted in a fancy business district in central Berlin.

Definitely should get one!

Being a Java dev trying out Python is like taking a shit and not having to wipe.

Well yeah. He is right!

While using Microsoft word:
Moving a picture 1mm to the right
All text and images shuffle, two new sides appear and sirens are noticeable in the distance