;____;

A train station that finally plays by the rules.

Wake me up when there's something called "Android Studio Lite"

So apparently using utf8 with LaTeX isn't enough to get € symbol working, I have to include two more packages for that (two, because one handles the character, and the other one makes it look "not weird"). How hard can it be to just use a single utf8 font, and have it work with whatever utf8 character you type in? And apparently there are at least 3 packages specifically for euro symbol - a certain XKCD comic comes to mind...

Count from zero? Yes

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

When your PC tries to teach you philosophy

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

This one time, a client wanted a complete overhaul of her website.

I asked her for the credentials to the VPS, She gave me some random crap to try, cause clearly the site hadn't been touched since 2003 (and boy was it fugly).

Me: Maam, these aren't the correct details.

She sends in more crap to try...2 days pass with this back and forth.

Client: "contact steve, he should have the login details"

Me: ****Calls Steve *****
Me: "Maam, he says the login details are in your mail"

Client: "well, I don't remember this fact. Steve handled everything.
Hack into the website and then reset it.

The Russians did not need login details to hack into America's system. So please, do what you have to do to get us moving."

No jokes...that was the exact crap that came out of her fingers

Binary is easy to teach

Bumped into my crush twice today,
nothing could have boosted my productivity more.

I am in 3rd year of my university pursuing B. Tech and what we are learning is creating HTML code for a registration page

A wordpress theme developer playing with core wordpress code.

New avatar pet for our Linux crew: The Majestic Penguin!

To the fucking noob experts !!

A chance

Trust me, this is a kernel.

Code is poetry.

Was looking at a site with my boyfriend on his phone and after a few minutes he set his phone down and started feeling my forehead and cheeks like i had a fever.
I asked him what he was doing and he said "are you sick? You havent spotted anything wrong with this website. You should be raising hell over a menubar or something by now".

....

"Sweetheart this is a Wix site. Its better to just keep my mouth shut this time"

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

Haha the cats expression says it all! 🐱😂💻

shamefully stolen from 9gag :((

but it works for git, tfs, svn as well

Perfect meme

Devrant Delhi Meetup 1542722400-1542740400

Mayday! Mayday!
Fire on Board!
😱😱😱😱

So I hear Christmas is coming, right? Here's a christmas tree for you!

P.S. this is the real thing. It's a Java project we have to work with... For Christ's sake! The guy who wrote this has recently left the company and handed this code to us as his legacy.

fuck.

All arguments about tabs and spaces, I just write my code in a non-formatted clusterfuck and then let the IDE format it.

> Woke up at 03:30 because I am on call and a server went down
> Fixed shit and went to bed
> could not sleep,
> fuck it, drive to work.
> arrive at the office at 04:30
> I can scream stupid shit and noone would hear
> *grin*

I've finally reached the point in my life where coursework has taken precedence over my personal projects...