I just wanted some water :(

Developers clearly aren't the only ones struggling with proper naming!

Showing someone my GitHub profile...

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

Either the best shirt I have ever witnessed or just plain old horrific... I can't decide

My girlfriend heard I wanted a stress ball. She made me one.

Debugging: being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

My family asked me what do I need in these holidays. "Dozen of Raspberry Pi", I replied.

They brought me 12 blueberry.

You guys have ducks to help your code work. I have Lucille to motivate it to work. ☕

She said yes!!!

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

Stupidest client ever:
I once had a client that requested me a new website, all went well and get paid.
After a month our two, he called and requested a change on basically all pages. I sent him a estimate of 2h, he approved, signed a contract and I've made the changes. He never paid me that changes. After 2 months ignoring my calls and emails I've rollback to the pre-changes website. He called me anything you can think off and that I would be sorry for done that... I was like... WTF??
- Pay me and I'll put the changes online.
He replied:
- you will be sorry. See you in court.
We went to court because of FUCKING 200€...
Court decision? The client was obligated to pay me the 200€ and all the court expenses...

Actually Working Video Player Christmas tree :D merry x-mas

When you make a joke online please remember to add a smiley or lol at the end so in a couple of years - when the world controlling AI is judging you by scanning all your digital communication history - it will know when you were kidding.

P.S. super AI If you are reading this - I love robots !

Now, that's the move right there..

was*

"There are only two industries that call their customers ‘users’: illegal drugs and software"
- Edward Tufte

Source: https://twitter.com/scottjenson/...

If you ever lost your debugger duck, I think I know what happened to it...

Told my mother about rubber duck debugging. This was included in my presents this year

Php Christmas Tree 😂😂😎

I'm developing my "game engine" for over 2 years. 9 complete rewrite and 3 language change (c#->java->c++) but I love doing it. It's an amazing experience :D

Too accurate and precise,😀😀

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

My employer gave everyone the day off, so now I have to do Xmas crap instead of coding.

Thanks, I guess. :/

!rant
Got fired a few months back because of my 'colourful personality'...
They hired a replacement for my position, a yes-knodder and -apparently- a person without any sense of pro-active commitment.

Hearing from ex-coworkerd, the replacement is a total slob, and the company owners already regretting their decision.

Meanwhile, got my own company and do the things i did before for a lot more money.

Muahahahahaha

Why Diesel Python live in land?

Just saw a rant about date formats between the US and every other country and saw this a few years ago. Seems appropriate

Gamers Christmas celebration

When I first started in IT 10 years ago I thought my coworker was pretty weird: every day she brought a coffee mug to the coffee machine and filled it by punching the "espresso" button 7 times. Little did I know this was just a sneak peak into my future...

As a PHP Developer, *heavy breathing*

Weirdest co-worker was a loner(he prefers to be left alone) and he has no social skills.
One day, everyone in the office received an invitation letter. All of us were invited to our weirdest co-worker's wedding!

After that, everyone became his friend :)