Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Bill is smart, be like Bill

This guy is clearly not having the best Friday 😂😂

Why people say programmer like to code at night, I don't. I just like to start coding 2 at the morning.

Making my Sass variables...

Sassa Grey

.‎ʍəıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuəɹəɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ əɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pəəu noʎ səɯıʇəɯos

Reality

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

I don't remember seing it here, found it on imgur. It was part of a few other pictures with the theme "Barbie is coding" :)

Error! Factory produced more than one instance of Singleton!

I think i just realised...I'm the developer version of Gordon Ramsey oh dear...

The worst thing about being a dev is after a while your reaction to every problem is this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or this: ಠ_ಠ

PHP (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Boss just sent me a scan of a printed excel file to "fill in."

Completed Angular 2 course on codeschool, really liked improvements and simplicity of Angular over Angularjs. Decided to do quick start guide in official website. Oh my f**king god... I need to setup webpack, typescript linter, typings, polyfills etc angular2-cli is no better, crawling with errors... why... why can't one just start a project and work instead spending loads of timing configuring all of that... AND WHY WE CANT HAVE PROPER SUPPORT FOR LATEST FEATURES...

I don't even know what I am ranting about... I just wish to spend more time creating things than configuring for ages development environment.

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

it's gonna be long night - after drank vodka 😂

Everyone I start feeling like a badass programmer and I can take over the world, there's another programmer that comes out of the woodwork and make me feel like a noob. Why do I even try. Fuck your way of doing things.

Exceptional handling

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

Life is like an npm install

You never know what you are gonna get.

when you have nightmares involving bugs ;-)

try to explain today to my wife, even if I'm on vacation technology is not.

Just had a React Developer tell me HTML5 data attributes "pollute" markup.

/me wonders if he's every seen the markup React generates

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true. Right?
A: 1

Fucking Chrome, stop fucking up.

Lately found myself using Edge over Chrome way too often...

Corporate joke

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

*She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-*
_"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."_

*Man below replied :-*
_"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."_

*Lady :-* _"You must be an engineer."_

*Man :-* _"How do you know?"_

*Lady :-* _"Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."_

*Engineer :-* _"You must be in Top Management."_

*Lady :-* _"Ya. How do you know?"_

*Engineer :-* _"You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge._
_You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!

I laugh and cry at the truth of this.