Go Home, You're Drunk.

When trying to work with CSS

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Best way to handle exception!

Love winrar

You won’t get it. But I don't care.... :)

i love programming, but have done too many 12 hour days recently.

spent last two days recharging by doing nothing but play the new Doom game.

i have a great job so my boss supports me.

Who else is coding with a portrait monitor?

If you've never experienced this you're too young

The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

Two minutes of silence to all Microsoft employees who were looking to switch jobs through Linkedin. 😂😂

Recruiters and devs in a nutshell

Q: Your resume says you're fast at solving math problems?!
A: Yes
Q: What's 214x21?
A: 3249
Q: But, that's not correct!?
A: Yes, but it was fast!

During mockup presentation where everything is perfectly vertically aligned:

Dev: "How should the surrounding content behave if the article is longer?"

Designer: "That won't happen."

How did this date format ever get past code review.

while browsing and analyzing some code...

Much needed these days 😔

Customer writing User stories

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

things starting with "_" scare me.

must try this in some interview!

So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.

Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.

The only correct way to write JavaScript is whatever you were not doing last week.

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

When you use a PC to open a zip file made on a Mac

I love karma :P

A project manager 😂

I coded a project today without touching stack overflow. Wow...