Did you know that the S in IoT stands for security?

The more you know ;)

Not gonna lie, I would keep procrastinating...

How is it that notepad++ has an excellent, easy to use, lightweight and FREE ftp plugin, and every ftp plugin for VScode and sublime is equivalent to a retard fucking a doorknob?

Let's see if I have any new e-mails at outlook.office365.com

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"You have been successfully logged out of all your accounts, have fun getting back in loser"

《WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A DEVELOPER IN ZIMBABWE》

Working on my project and suddenly power cuts off

Laptop doesn't have a battery
So it instantly shuts down

Ohh snap !!!

Luckily I've set my Vs Code to auto save every 3seconds

[Sigh..]

Looking at the database credentials for an application I’m working on.

Dev/QA password: yU$@1zmH91?
Prod password: app123

I've got a user who keeps asking for weekly updates on a project I'm on and my pm is supposed to interface with them and give them the status. But my pm comes back to me like "so everything is good right?"

When we just talked last week about how it's not and I still have work stoppages. I have status updates written in our ticket tracker for him and he has tons of emails explaining the issue but he always forgets what the status is anyway!

Jesus, having to keep reminding someone of something when the information is right out there for them to grab quickly and easily is bloody annoying. He just neglects this one project! I'd cut out the middleman but I need him because I don't know enough about business rules to make decisions or ignore concerns that crop up in my planning!

LLVM. Fun as fuck. Especially when all the C++ API examples from online don't even compile anymore.

Neat! Someone made a JSON endpoint for COVD19 numbers.

Frontend & backend dev conversation

Backend Dev: what will you be working on?
Frontend dev: i will be creating a nice animated loader. You?
Backend Dev: i will be working on optimizing the backend so that no one can see your loader.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

All facebook group about web development is

- can you help me with my wordpress site
- how i can change my domaine name
- need help with e-commerce on wordpress
And other

Im there to follow new web technologies not to be a support guy jessus .

Quit the group

Go fuck yourself

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

Genius troll 😂😂

Amazon s3
It's so simple to use ...

WTF! So much struggle to set an avatar? I thought that's the most easy thing to do in profile creation...!!!

@devrant, see I have started already...😁😁😁

.........

I’m a civil engineer working in IT and this is the view from my new office, watching the construction work every day and think did I take the right decision.

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

David Fox advertising about devRant on quora back in 2017

Horror movie:
A vegan gay Arch user.

He will NEVER stop chasing you to tell you who is he.

Ken Thompson. I like this guy. This guy FUCKS!

Seriously tho, I like his way of thinking

I got my first own office... We did it. We just painted our mini Iranian office in two nights and we about to code it,has 5 min distance to our college and it's a golden opportunity to work and study at the same time.

Me:
Please save as pdf and send me by mail.

My Mailbox: PDF.docx

#Girlfriend

Company: we are using java8, i dont know, are you up to date with java?

Me: ....i use java11

This is the problem with iot

Why😂😂😂😂

Receiving a bug report from the manual tester “numeric input does not work”.

He accidentally disabled Num Lock on his keyboard.

So I have attended AWS tech bootcamp yesterday and today.

One thing I notice is everyone either have Mac laptop or other laptops with Win10.

I'm probably the only one with Linux distro. 🤔

I feel special and at the same time, lonely.

Apple you drove of delusional suckers! When will your retarded fashion devices finally support WEBP?!

A gallery page with images, and thanks to WEBP, it's 408 kB. Because Google made WEBP and handed out a well documented CLI FOSS compression tool that even can convert the source PNGs to lossy WEBP with bloody transparency. Well done, Google!

Except that Apple's shitty management can't take it that Google actually made something nice, so no WEBP. Instead, JPEG-2000 that enjoys nearly no fucking tool support. The free tools that even can deal with that mostly don't support transparency, and the encoder sucks donkeys so that JPEG still fucks JPEG-2000 big time.

So it's JPEG with matching background for iOS. Fine, but since JPEG's blocky artifacts are much more visible, the compression can't be that high, and it's 769 kB. That's 88% more image data for Shittari than for non-retarded browsers and even Edge! EDGE!!

Oh and if the user changes light/dark system mode according to surrounding light conditions, guess what happens? Yep, since JPEG doesn't support transparency, now it's different JPEGs with dark background via the media query in the "picture" element, and it's another 754 kB download. Bloody 1523 kB instead of 408 kB, that's a factor of 3.7!

Fuck your ass Crapple, with an electric eel!