Ladies (and gentleman), I present you the perfect dating app. Can't believe what I've been missing all these years

Just finished up some math homework

One of the problems involved finding the side lengths of a triangle

Spend a good 20 minutes fucking around with the law of sines and the law of cosines before I realized it was a right triangle, and so I could use the Pythagorean theorem

I'm an idiot

This is for visual learners 👌

I started reading “The Phoenix Project” by Gene Kim. And in the first chapter itself two people from the IT department get fired, and the author is forced to takeover the CIO position. Damn, now I’m shook. Is Tech really that much under appreciated and management that much hostile ?

Heard a fun quote from a project manager today:

"Naaah we don't need tests, that project is so small it wouldn't be worth it"

Seconds later: "Why does this keep breaking all the time and we only notice it once deployed?"

Who else is super excited?😍

I hacked this mini-project yesterday night, Computer generated photo-montage by scenes extracted from the movie.
It's an end to end python script which will work for any video and a high res poster.

Real ubantu fan

My mate just showed me these guys. How the fuck does that sound come out a cello?

https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk

This is so me 😂

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

Obviously broken is better than slightly broken any day. Slightly broken you always wonder if that is how it always worked. Obviously broken you don’t have that problem.

Coincidence?
toxic atmosphere on earth 😂😂

Source: Telegram;

Please help

So yesterday I wanted to login to chess.com app but it seems Zucc already got me covered

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

My favorite IT story (not mine) is that the server needed to be rebooted whenever it froze completely. The best solution? Get an old PC that had a CD drive, and every time it loses connection to the server, eject the CD tray which had a poking stick attached that hits the reset button.

*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!

Classic

0!=1 is both mathematically correct (because 0 factorial is 1), and logically correct (since 0<1).

I found this interesting.

Pessimist: a O(2^n) algorithm's performance decreases exponentially as input increases.

Optimist: a O(2^n) algorithm's performance increases exponentially as input decreases.

If Suicide Linux deletes all your files when you mistype a command, what operating system only deletes half your files when you mistype a command?

ThanOS

This guy is living in 3018

That's is a really sexy robot.

Happy PI-day!

Web App - Visualized
http://monkeyuser.com/2017/...

1 or 0

My new LEGO fidget cube, made by myself! :3

8 Nougat bits = 1 Nougat byte