Sometimes, LinkedIn does work for you I guess!

Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

When i was studying Engineering, I used to wonder how programmers works straight 3,4 days without sleep and all.

With today, I completed my 3rd day, with just 2 hours sleep in the last 70 hours.

Now I get it,

This is.. passion,
This is.. love,

This is Life.

We are in 2017! :)

Tv hacker: I'll write code to hack their security cameras

2 seconds later

Tv hacker: I'm in

Me: go fuck yourself you fucking fuck

Well the screen resolutions are a little messed up and I had to crop the wallpaper in an odd way. But it's something.

After interviewing tens of candidates, finally found that one guy who doesn't start the conversation by mentioning jQuery 😂

Too many people started off with jQuery and didn't even bother to learn more about Javascript itself.

"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

Told client my hourly rate. He agreed but only gave me 20 minutes to do the work...😀

Dennis.....

Choose a name.

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

on the first day, He said, "Let there be C." and there was C. on the second day, he added some more so there became C++

Was attending an AI meetup in Amsterdam yesterday and saw a fellow devRanter!

Wise words!

Don't ever try writing code on a long flight. People LOSE THEIR SHIT.

Our life story explained 😂 !

Why is every app for programming information endowed with a logo containing </> ??

FUUUCK! AAARRRGGGHH!
My colleague just typed 20/20 in a calculator😨 and he didn't believe me when I insisted that it was 1😭

It was between me and another guy.

I fucking won!

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!

I'll be a junior Linux Support Engineer in a week or so!

OMG OMG YAYAYAYAYAY

Fuck fuck fuck
I wrote a super long rant and then devRant crashed. Everything is lost.

Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

Every team should have a jar where they put a Dollar every time a NullPointerException occurs.

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

Realising that 12 year olds these days can code and build better than I do today.

When I was 12, I was content playing Pinball and chatting with strangers on yahoo messenger.

I'm 23 and shameless.

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Story of my life...

Teacher: Your program has to be at least 2000 lines long.

-_-

Definitely not malware!

TCP Jedi: Master, how are you?
UDP Jedi: Good i am.

credit:@AlgoRythm