:o didn't know it

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

Well fuck!

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

When you get a little confused

It's the one thing that keeps me sane

When you go out for an interview and your current boss shows up

Always be ready for those long nights!

my email replies today are extremely short and c*nty.

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Fuck software assurance.

Fuck functional specifications, fuck software requirements, fuck V-model bullshit documentation, fuck integration test plans.

Fuck trying to shoehorn waterfall requirements into what clearly was an interative development.

Fuck me for being a single dev handling all this bullshit by myself.

Keep hunting the Bug :)

before I found devRant

How I explain what I do as job to non-techies (back-ender):

You won't ever see what I make on a screen but what you see on a screen, you see thanks to what I make.

Yep.This is it.

Told ya!

- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.

Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-

😂😂😂😂😂😂

When people ask for factory images for their phones on xda!!

Customer: '... But we really like our boxed layout with the yellow background color!'
Me: 'I think we should start seeing other people...'

Looking back at the code you wrote in your first year of programming

Hehe, stumbled upon an oldie :-)

struct ComputerContractor
{
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void work;
int hiring_him_again;
const pain_in_the_arse;
unsigned agreement;
short fuse;
volatile personality;
static progress;
};
/* and there are no unions in sight */

Manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

Dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

Taking a class in school where we are learning C++. The kid sitting next to me never listens. Had a couple of errors, added a few cout lines in which he put "count" instead of cout and ended up with 108 errors. That class is going to be so difficult for him..

devRant should make their own version of Tinder. All this lonely devs could really use a partner to cheer up their life 😄

So why is there a cancel button?

To anyone who recommended Silicon Valley, I hate you é_è. I've now finished 3 seasons in barely 3 days, my productivity never got this low before

Because trying to google ADA only brings up the American Disability Act or the American Dental Association.