Currently writing code to write math.

What I'm saying is, I make nerds look good.

I bought myself a small summer gift 😍
This may or may not encourage me to work more at home this summer.

I quite forgot this gem.

So, none other than the father of our beloved Linux kernel - Linus Torvalds, just totally put an antivax guy down in the public kernel mailing list.

I think I love Linus even more now. He may not be a people person, but he sure does know how to totally rip people into shreds lol.

https://lore.kernel.org/ksummit/...

Universal law of side projects:

The motivation to invest more time in side projects is inversely proportional to the free time you have!

When you have a deadline, you want to work on 10 new things, as soon as you are completely you just want to a lazy sloth!

Put it in the backlog

So HR invited us to a mandatory hour long talk on why rest and relaxation is important for work efficiency.

On a Saturday.

You can’t make this shit up.

I did get a raise but we also hired like 5 new people... But I still do the same amount of work... Which was already too much...

>: what kind of future do you dream of?
>: A future where you can buy SSD of 1 terabytes for just 1$

2b ||! 2b

if (down(KEY_LEFT) && down(KEY_UP) && down(KEY_DOWN)) {
calc.exe
}
/*
because why not..

src: https://fwupd.org/lvfs/devices/...
*/

Rule 34.

"If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions." Rule 34 (novel), by Charles Stross

Same thing applies to npm modules.

All legendary programmers

Okay..

FUCK WORDPRESS TO DEATH!

Seriously, I have a degree in computer science and I can't for the fucking lfie of it understand the fucking architecture of fucking WORDPRESS!

How many fucking times when developing fucking shitty wordpress sites for clients you spent 66% of the time debugging some stupid fucki9ng shit related to the retarded monolithic fucking stupid architecture of this huge retarded abomination which should be killed in a fire with dragonfire.

How many fucking times while using trellis sage bedrock mother fucking super uber framework bubblegum you find yourself struggling with the fgucking broweser shit sync or some other fucking stupid bubblegum fix shit to make wordpress even remotely a decent experience to work with?

Even when buffed with a fucking shitton of boilerplate shit code from people who want developers to not fucking kill themselves while working on this fucking piece of shit framework the developing experience with wordshit makes me want to blow my fucking brains out with a desert eagle.

I seriously can't fucking stress how fucking shit this whole framework is and I seriously hope people stop using it for good. Wordpress was made by a bunch of fucking retarded monkeys who barely knew how to write afucking hello world.

This is the last fuckign time Im ever going to accept a wordpress project from my clients this fucking framework has driven me mad for fu cking years and i've finally had it with thsi fucking piece of shit framework and i fucking hope it gets buried 1000 km down and never dug up ever fuckign again.

Wordpress is the single most fucking horrid abomination that has ever been created in the fucking history of the tech industry.

Users.applyAll(u -> u.watchOut(true), u -> u.setCry(false), u -> u.setPout(false));
Users.each(u -> u.tell(He.getName() + " is coming to " + TownRegistry.getCommonName()));

List<Object> list = He.composeList();

He.validate(() -> list);
He.validate(() -> list);

List<Object> naughty = He.filter(He.UserType.NAUGHTY, () -> list);
List<Object> nice = He.filter(He.UserType.NICE, () -> list);

He.with(naughty, nice).arrive(TownRegistry.next());

Users.each(u -> u.setStateObserver(User.State.SLEEPING, He.asObserver()));
Users.each(u -> u.setStateObserver(User.State.AWAKE, He.asObserver()));
He.subscriptions().monitorEvents(s -> s.type == He.EventType.BAD);
He.subscriptions().monitorEvents(s -> s.type == He.EventType.GOOD);
He.subscriptions().each(s -> He.advisor(He.EventType.GOOD).advice(s));

this is how I found bugs in my code....

Please don't Google "member" when your looking for membership icons on a free SVG icon website in a very public office.

PHP 7.4 is around the corner 🎉

Finally some awesome new syntax candy

worked fine in dev....

Why should i hire a programmer when I have stack overflow????😂

Being a Java dev...

It's true what other people say. When you're stuck, pear programming can be really helpful 🍐

When your model takes too long to train during a live demo

Well well well

So one day I come home from work and my wife meets me with a pack of these little tux-fellows!

Do I have the best wife or what!!!

What Java taught me :
--- Parent p = new Child( ); -- error
--- Child c = new Parent( ); -- ok
parent can exist without a child but child cannot exist without parents.
Respect your Mom and Dad

Float Titanic

Putting 👏 _ 👏 in 👏 front 👏 of 👏 your 👏 properties 👏 doesn't 👏 make 👏 them 👏 private 👏

Just realized sudo means super user do