Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

Watching my teacher trying to teach HTML to students

One picture to rule them all

"Java is like javascript"

Give a man a program and he's happy for a few days.

Learn a man to program and ruin his life 😈

"Most coders think debugging software is about fixing a mistake, but that's bullshit. Debugging's actually all about finding the bug, about understanding why the bug was there to begin with, about knowing that its existence was no accident. It came to you to deliver a message, like an unconscious bubble floating to the surface, popping with a revelation you've secretly known all along. A bug is never just a mistake. It represents something bigger. An error of thinking. That makes you who you are. When a bug finally makes itself known, it can be exhilarating, like you just unlocked something. Because, after all, a bug's only purpose, it's only reason for existence is to be a mistake that needs fixing, to help you right a wrong. And what feels better than that? The bug forces the software to adapt, evolve into something new because of it. Work around it or work through it. No matter what, it changes. It becomes something new. The next version. The inevitable upgrade." - Elliot, Mr. Robot

Delete without where clause...

!rant
I finally got a whiteboard! Am I a real dev yet?

Goodbye, ubuntu, hello archlinux (apricity)

looks like slutty sally has had a crappy backend dev...

Me: This is a good article about a CSS problem I always have and can never remember how to fix. Imma bookmark that.

Me, the next time I have that problem: Dang. Why doesn't this work. Better Google it.

asked the team to give us their API docs, they gave us the whole fuckin source code. in a zip file...
im outa here!! 😕

How did you guys find devRant?

Me:
*Googled "Why PHP Sucks"*
*Landed on devrant.io*

Haha :D pretty much the same, found this on fb.

!rant

The feeling you get when you see that Google Play Store is updating your own app.

New home, new workspace :D

My reaction any time I have to use an Apple product.

string work_it, make_it, do_it, makes_us;
if(work_it=="harder") {
make_it="better";
if(make_it=="better") {
do_it="faster";
if(do_it=="faster") {
makes_us="stronger";
}}}

Today find this on an ATM.

Waking up at 3am "OMG I know how to fix the bug". Good job brain 👏now let me sleep plz

When there is a conflict, a jedi uses the force!

git push -f 😂

The advantage of not using an IDE is that you only have to deal with your own bugs.

It will get bigger after forced updates...

Fix it without internet

sudo rm -rf /*

Your job is automated now

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

Coding late at night to meet a deadline, feeling tired so I decide to finish it off early in the morning and my mind is like..

-2,147,483,647 errors. 3 warnings.

Me trying to solve a big problem.