And then that girl became my Manager......

What the fuck is this???

- have a cool idea
- the idea is way too ambitious
- think about it for a few days
- start coding
- lose interest and never touch it again after 4 days

Every time.

I'm so glad I got to choose my preferred language 🤔

Hi guys,

It has been almost two years since I posted anything here.

I just wanted to say Hi.

I will try to be more active on the platform.

I missed you guys!!

When reviewing code...

If LinkedIn skills were honest

Meeting at 9:45

I arrive at 9:44

"You're late"

Get idea, buy domain, make git repo, let the domain expire, post memes about how side projects are always abandoned!

She wasn't wrong because most standups are jokes.

Warning: long rant

I'm sick and tired of feeling like I'm the only person who cares about their privacy

I try, as much as I can, to avoid surveillance. I use firefox, protonmail, duckduckgo, e2e encrypted chat platforms, avoid social media like the plague, and do everything I can to block facebook and google trackers on websites I visit

And it's exhausting

Each search I make means I waste another 30 seconds because duckduckgo doesn't pull the answer directly from webpages like google does

I get weird looks when I give people a @protonmail email address, and I have to explain what it is to them every fucking time

People ask if I have social media, and I either give them nothing or my Github account

And for what? Nobody else cares, no matter how much I explain how toxic google and facebook are to society.

They just say 'I have nothing to hide' as they scroll Instagram, letting Zuckerberg build an intimately detailed profile on them.

They just say 'so what' as they google memes from their chrome browser, allowing google to share that information with god-knows-who

If everyone else has given up their privacy for convenience, why am I still fighting a losing battle?

It feels like I'm fighting a war against big tech by myself, and I'm tired and about to lay down my arms

I would spend all the unlimited time starting multiple exciting projects and never finishing any of them.

With unlimited time, I would finally be able to brut-force each and every password in the world!

Also, I would take a nap <3

Not gonna lie, I would keep procrastinating...

Achievement unlocked
Killed production database for 40 minutes

Shut that computer off and go home. You'll think clearer in the morning.

How the fuck does these testers find these bugs
there are like
- go to this
- click on this
- type the first 57 digits of pi
- sacrifice your first born to the devil
-> there the table is misaligned by 13 pixels, fix that

Very true!

Accurate 😂

Recruiter call me for a position in his company and after speaking for a while he asked me to refer him in my company 🤣

I played skyrim, and i thought yes.. i want to make that...

and now i am a very successful CTO and cofounder of a video game startup thats blooming and already made 7 figure profits

no, no im not, i ended up making websites for very little money...

It’s official. I’m dating a girl.

She’s damn smart, tasteful, hot and really into tech.

Honest, talkative, a real keeper.

Studying IT-Security. Fuckkk I’m dropping spit out my mouth. ALL. DAY.

I just gave a 20 minute presentation in front of fifty people, and apparently did well enough that I got five private compliments afterwards, including one from the vice president. 🥳

And all of that without a single drop of rum!

I just want to merge...

rationality exists.

Sounds about right 🙄

When morning walk ended up in a photo walk

Oh for crying out loud, Github is stopping with the term 'master' due to its 'negative association'.

Can we please not pull everything out of goddamn context and not be a fucking offended special snowflake with ANYTHING that could potentially be thought of in a way that could be associated with slavery?!

If we're gonna do it like this I want to ask people of color not to use white/light themed websites/backgrounds.

Ah, I just received a rejection email for my job application. Give me some love please.
💔💔💔

Quarantine office setup, forgot to post a while back