Best conversation this week:

A: *reporting a visual bug* The text on this page seems to be placed too far to the right, is this intended?

B: No, it's indented.

The wonderful modern day internet community (except devRant)

I'm a bit confused...

When you press CTRL C instead of CTRL V and lose the line you just copied

Boss: Logo needs to be more grey. Touch it up in photoshop.

Me: .logo {opacity: 0.6;}

Boss: perfect!

Q: Where does a developer use the bathroom at?

A: their IP Addresses 😎😎

$(this).fadeOut('slow');

Boss: Are you busy?
Me: *Schrödinger's silence*.

Spent the last 3.5 days developing none stop for a client. Met all their additional deadlines and requirements.

It's been worrying me for for a month.

I'm now seriously happy and relieved.

I'll buy an oar.

Not a boat with two of them, just an oar.

And slap every idiot who comes near to me again trying to convince me how Apple products are innovative. Every feature mentioned I had on my phone at least for 5years. And if not on my phone, Nexus or another Samsung had it already for a long time. Hell, Samsungs even started exploding sooner!

What is it with those Apple snowflakes trying to be something special? Yes you are special! You piss me of in a matter of nanoseconds.

Websites be like:

Check this box if you don't want us to remember that you don't want us to send you any newsletters

Here you go iPhone users😂

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

😂😂 Innovation

Who knew, Usb and rj45 are the same width? Not me after spending 10 mins trying to work out why mouse not working.

I have an unpopular opinion. I think laptop stickers are ugly in general. They make a cacophony of brand names and colors on an otherwise sleek device! Why!

Microsoft is finally more innovative than Apple, right?

Why do so many people refer to Firefox as "Mozilla"? But never refer to Chrome as "Google" or IE as "Microsoft" or...? That really irks me :/

I made an ugly website...

That's all

I'm from Italy and I code,
how can you drink more coffee?!

I look forward to the day where I open up FileZilla and there isn't an update!

You know the cringe you feel from looking at the code you wrote a year ago? Yep. Me too.

How did I learn how to program?

I didn't. I'm still learning ☺.

We will never be done learning.

That's the beauty of it all.

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

When devrant doesn't have a finger hair option for the avatar. #GingerLivesMatter

Is it only me or does anyone else think that they are a bad developer? Everytime im on devrant i think that i dont know shit.. :(

Hey girl, are you Visual Studio? 😏

Cause you make me want to fucking kill myself.

devRant is a place to rant. Not a journal of best practices.

Can I just rant without giving a long winded backstory?

Do I have to explain myself to prevent people from commenting that the problem must be me?

If you read a rant, and you can't relate to it sympathetically.

Move along! That rant is not for you!

When people are trying to vent no one wants to see your snippy little comment about how 'unprofessional' they are being.

And I can't find the problem...

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