I fucking hate cpanel

I am a home owner. Bought an apartment. Yay! 🎊🎉👌👍✊

I got the job!

BOYS ITS HERE

WE FINALLY GOT SPACE VACUUM IN PHOTO

Open Source: Expectation vs Reality

Today's launch day. Wish us good luck...

Relateble

I look like fuehrer in 8 bit avatar...

Did not know this existed 😂

wow my rant is in #dailyfeaturedrant for the first time.
😎

What is in a web name?
thought i would share
ready?
www.gotahoe.com (go tahoe )
www.speedofart.com (speed of art designers)
www.whorepresents.com (who represents celebrity rep lookup site)
and of finally
www.penisland.com ( pen island yup they sell pens)

did anyone heard about ACDD?

(Angry Client Driven Development)

🤪

Every job interview question ever

Me trying to clean up my code is like trying to make dirt less dirty.

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Me: Dear Boss, what should I do first? Thanks 😇
1. Rush
2. ASAP
3. Urgent
4. Important
5. Priority
6. I Need That Now

Remember this....

Best xcode review ever

for fucks sake

Companies asking if your desired salary is negotiable.

Well... Erm...

Mechanical Keyboards.
I mean, just look at this beauty.

Anyone into photography?

Me coding last night 😅🍍

Idea: Emoji passwords

Bdixbsufhdbe HEAR ME OUT

I know, I know, emojis belong with teenage girls on Snapchat but there are some theoretical benefits to emoji passwords.

Brute Force attacks are useless! With such a wide range of characters and so many different combinations, they just wouldn't be viable.

Dictionary attacks are less useful! Because those require...words.

They can be easier to remember. Tell a story with your emojis. Images are easier to commit to memory than combinations of letters and numbers.

Users would adopt the feature! For whatever reason, the general population fucking loves these things. So emoji passwords probably won't take very long to see use.

I don't know much about this last one, so I saved it for last, but I would imagine that decryption would be more difficult if the available values is quite vast. I dunno how rainbow tables and hash defucking works so I'll just put this here as a "maybe"

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Have a good day

Had a PR blocked yesterday. Oh god, have I introduced a memory leak? Have I not added unit tests? Is there a bug? What horrible thing have I unknowingly done?

... added comments to some code.

Yep apparently “our code needs to be readable without comments, please remove them”.

Time to move on, no signs of intelligent life here.

Seems about right

No you do not need to hate Microsoft and Windows to become Linux enthusiasts.