Looping around!

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Pushed to master on a Friday!

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Stoned..!

Expanding my Html, Css, and JavaScript Knowledege 😫

If I spend 50% of my time in meetings, 30% of my time doing things for support/helpdesk which I'm not allowed to automate, 10% as a technical consult and 10% helping other devs... am I even a developer anymore?

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

Fixed a two year old bug by deleting a bunch of code

How will you call your kid?

"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." - Bill Gates

Today is a disaster
Forgot my headphones again!

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

When you have the users test your application

I have decided to learn how to fix the printer. Because it seems like it is the number one skill in demand..

When your coding in a web design class and your assignment is due tomorrow.

The man behind the legend!

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

QA: There is a bug in your program, it doesn't work !

DEV: What? It is working on my machine, let me show you *opens app*

QA: Well, then I will tell our clients to use your machine every time they want the app

DEV: ...

stone age is back!

Yesterday I submitted my chrome extension to the chrome web store.

Today it got accepted!

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

I know it's rare... But for those lucky ones out there, this ones for you

When you are working on interface and suddenly they want you to do backend 😂😂

Password requirements these days :|

To all grammar freaks 😝

Happy ranter

My Lenovo X1 Carbon 4th gen came with Windows pre-installed with a ton of bloatware. Reinstalled Windows just to clean all the crap off to learn that the SSD had an MBR partition table. Wiped the entire drive to change to GPT, then reinstalled Windows again and (of course) added linux. Gotta love how companies put random bloatware and crusty partition tables on brand new technology. It's ok, laptop. You're in good hands now.

Printers.

WordPress updates...

/rant

Just signed a job contract 😁