Working overtime

RIP FTP 😢

We are devs right?
We have cpus and gpus lying around right?
We are still alive... right? 🤔

How about we do our part and utilise our PCs for helping with COVID-19 research.

I've stumbled across this little tool that not only keeps me warm at night but helps researchers with several diseases.

https://foldingathome.org/iamoneina...

It's like a a bitcoin miner but for research purposes, no it's not a dodgy bitcoin miner.

Oh and feel free to keep yourself anonymous as there are stats that will identify your username - when they work.

There are installers for windows, Mac, and linux distros so everyone can get involved.

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

COVID-19
Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket?

The API they gave me.

Is this Docker ?

My thoughts on programming:

As a child:
It is 100% magic

As a developer:
It is 65% if/else statements, 34% iterating an array, 1% actual amazing and unique code

We all do this!! 😅

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Coworker wrote a nice package and put it on Github, to share with other departments.

I link his package on our company Slack, mentioning a team, with text "What do you think of this one? Is it usable for you guys?"

Next thing I know I have to explain to an executive why I'm "posting pictures of seductive cartoon girls in company chat with disrespectful commentary"

It linked the Github profile picture of the developer in Slack. A fully clothed anime girl, nothing particularly lewd about it.

But I like stabbing back a bit, and confusing the fuck out of people in suits:

"Hate to say it, but a good majority of all the code the company runs on, is written by people known as weebs, who use their so called waifus as their GitHub profile picture. It is very common for open source Javascript packages, but since we recruited 50 extra devs it now also happens internally. It's not my thing either sir, but I'm afraid we have to embrace it... "

"But what about our female devs? What about Joanna, she's in your team? We have to think of diversity! Our investors are really in to diversity, we can't have a bro culture!"

"Sir, with all due respect, we have super diverse teams without even trying. The problem is... they're all millennials. They grew up on weird memes... and are probably ten steps further in embracing diversity compared to the rest of the company."

"Also, Joanna is the one who drew this particular picture. She's charging a €15 commission for profile pictures... Do you want one of your fursona, sir?"

"What is that?"

"Uh... nevermind. Let's... let's not go there"

Every fds ever

I mean, they're not wrong...

This is how I handle bad requests.

Run, it’s the task manager

So damn true

Implementing a while loop subconsciously

To be honest, sometimes i feel like my worst career choice was to become a developer.

Just love it when windows takes its sweet time to delete node_modules

You much push your code before you die 😂😂

Going to try this...LOL 😂😂

credits to @mattiasgeniar

Optimism :p

Every time

Status code: 200
Content-Type: application/json
Body: {"error": true, "responseCode":400 }

Even debugger can't beat this.

Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

What's your favorite shell alias that you made for yourself?

I use this one all the time:

squash () {
git rebase -i HEAD~${1}
}

Runner up though is `git-fuckit` which resets everything to origin/master.