2 fucking AM. My phone rings.
-Hi! Oh sorry did I wake you?
-Yes...
-But its only 7 PM!! Why are you a sleep so soon???!
-Grrr... Coz we are in different timezones dumbass!
*call disconnected*

node js hipsters bother me...Not every problem is solved with javascript!!!!

Hell yeah 😂 Every developer once in a lifetime 🙄

Programmer life :/

Once I was frustrated by a Javascript bug

So I Googled "Retarded JS'"

And holy fuckkk

I found a npm module 😁

Then I Googled "Asshole JS"

Holy mother of all fuckkks

I FOUND THE COOLEST JS LIBRARY EVER 😁😂

Me: This project will take a month developing and cost $5000.

Client: Make it two weeks and $2000.

Me: fuck no

I like to compare OSses to playgrounds

OS x: a grass field with a fence with a watcher that keeps you from doing something possibly dangerous(/fun) . It's safe but not a lot you can do

Windows: a grass field with a fence, you can climb the fence if you want and do dangerous things if you aren't carefull. less safe but you can do more

Linux: a terrain of your choosing, you can do whatever you want, but it can quickly become dangerous if you don't know what your doing.

anyone else add dumb shit for the Hell of it?

A programmer walks into a café and orders a double mocha. The barista replies, "sorry, sir we have floats only". :3

“I thought since you majored in CS you could totally do that.”

Destroying my self esteem since freshman year.

When you have to manage a team of n00bs.

I've been working on an internal application under the impression that my deadline was this Thursday. I walked in ready to tell me boss I was going to need a bit more time, and he immediately says:
"iamnull, when do you think you'll have this application done? July or August?".

So much relief.

"No one cared who i was until i put on the Mask" <- C pun with C meme. C is bane.

That moment when you eliminate more than 100 lines of code

A new company is flying me out to interview with them today, wish me luck!

The Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy..

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replies - I resigned yesterday
😝😁😁

programmers struggle in corporates

What if Donald Trump (or Drumpf :|) was a developer

"I will make PHP GREAT again"

"I will KICK OUT all NODEJS developers from the office premises"

"I will install a FIREWALL in my system so my colleagues cant access anything "
But sir this is not how it works, besides its very impractical
"And my colleagues will PAY for it"

😉😁😁

Thank for the gift devRant. Amazing app 💻📱🖥

yep,It's Monday again

Gave the office a pack of paperclips.

Whole team has been playing like cats. Not much work was done today.

"A programmer is not a pc-repair man"

True story

When people use so many special characters to decorate their comments that their code looks like Brainfuck code :|

People who says jQuery is a programming language should go back to
alert("hello world")
exercises.
Man, I hate those guys

devrant feels like 9gag for smart people

Programming is thinking, not typing.

#Casey_Patton

Thanks @dfox and Tim for the awesome stickers which miraculously made it all the way to Sydney! Love seeing that you guys are so in touch with your audience 😊

forgetting to fix your conflict before production :) technopolis.bg

End of semester assignments has me like

javac fuckingshitassignment.java
javac shitcodewontwork.java
javac plsgivemefullmarks.java