Are you ready to offer oil changes and spare parts for your software you create? And stop implementing planed obsolescence in your app you swine?

Because the European Union voted today yes for the "Right to Repair". 👍

https://independent.co.uk/life-styl...

when working over 100 hours a week forces you to become mentally insane

* Me entering the interview room:
Me: Hello
Interviewer: Hi, You are XYZ right?
Me: Yes, that is me
Interviewer: You know we offer {low_number} as a salary right?

*Me going out of the room

Me everyday while surrounded by other people... You guys help a lot.

That's... a hell of a percentage increase!

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

Boss: Hey funny guy, It's your First Work anniversary. Congratulations and now share your thought on completing a year with us.

Me: Thanks Lady, All I wanted to say is Life was good and then I joined this project.

Boss: Told you, Funny guy. Now get back to work and I want those fixes by EOD.

Me: 😑

Laptop's on the healing bench, so far it seems to be going well 😋

So I ran grep to count the occurrences of the word "bitch" In a pretty large project of ours... eleven. ELEVEN.

When you finally fix all the reported bugs.

So I wrote a code in HTML and js that puts an alert on the screen that says "all of your info is mine now, goodbye" and then redirects you to the nyam cat site

I sent it to some of my friends to have a little laugh but they have sent it to other people and eventually the school principle called me and told me to go to her office and retrieve all the data I stole

I went there and explaind her the prank but she didn't believe me
So she called the programming teacher to check the file
She laughed as hard as I've ever seen anyone laughing and told me to go back to class

It was scary and funny but the thing I've learnt is that it's stupid to prank ignorant people.

New avatar pet for our Linux crew: The Majestic Penguin!

I just found that the logo of devRant exists in every URL out there.

:/
https://

https://github.com/opal/opal/...

This made my day 😂

A perfect on-boarding doesn't exist!

#wk129

* googles how to handle fame *

Been suffering from a constant headache! -__-

12yo: omg i need to wake up in 15 hours for school, i need to get to bed asap

14yo: omg only 12 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for school, i gotta go to bed

17yo: shit just 10 hours of sleep, need to go to bed rn

19: only 8 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, that's more than enough

20: just 5 hours of sleep until i need to wake up for college, exactly how much i need

21: 2 hours is just fine

Guess who got them stickers 👀❤️

People on election day: "OMG a subset of the machines are not working!!"

People who work in IT every single day: "lol no shit."

Last week of integration tests
Someone changed everything

It actually hurts

Pasting stackoverflow URLs as comments and skipping documentation.

How devrant changes me #1:
I'm a little bit more active on devrant since about a week. Improvement so far:
1. I spent only 20% of the time on Facebook i usually do
2. I really enjoy the nice community
3. I even more enjoy that i notice there are more "dudes like me" :D i mean.. I'm tired of telling my "normal" friends how happy i am because i wrote some awesome code and just get a "eeeh.. Nice." back because they dont understand and often dont even try to understand whats so special for me.
4. Even if my english is still kinda bad, i notice that i get better with every rant i post. I mean.. That post cost me about 3 min. I swear 7 days ago it would have cost me minimum 7 minutes to get this lines down :)

Thanks devrant :)

Finally got a job as a pentester!
FEEL FREE TO HACK THE WORLD!

badass mom😂

Trust Me Devs,
In INDIA we use this to WASH DISHES in the Kitchen...

TIL if a free fonts website ever asks you to register to download, you can just search GitHub for that file/font name, somebody most likely committed it before.

if(love)
spin = counterclockwise; //really :/

Gilfoyle 😂😂