Deconstructed Wall-E?
Nope. My project for final semester of engineering.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

So I just removed Facebook on my phone as a way to detach myself from the app since it was taking over my life, I think I'm gonna be better in the end...maybe...

Fucking Methods starting with "Get" and return is void.

void GetTheFuckOut()

*creates table in database*
*writes query to retrieve data*
*gets error and Google's problem for 2 hours but no luck*
*in frustration, takes a half hour break*
*checks database for set up issues*
*realizes that the database is the wrong fucking database*
*face palm & quits fucking life*

I make dumb fucking mistakes like this way too much

The golden ratio !!!

Got the job 😁😁

The new guy told me he doesn't want to make the code future proof as it's not agile.... Congrats goes to the management for successfully hiring as asshole...

Ever heard of the band 1023 megabytes?

No? Not surprising, they never made it to a gig

I didn't choose the debug life, the debug life chose me.

Stupidest client ever:
I once had a client that requested me a new website, all went well and get paid.
After a month our two, he called and requested a change on basically all pages. I sent him a estimate of 2h, he approved, signed a contract and I've made the changes. He never paid me that changes. After 2 months ignoring my calls and emails I've rollback to the pre-changes website. He called me anything you can think off and that I would be sorry for done that... I was like... WTF??
- Pay me and I'll put the changes online.
He replied:
- you will be sorry. See you in court.
We went to court because of FUCKING 200€...
Court decision? The client was obligated to pay me the 200€ and all the court expenses...

Use Vim. What could happen?...

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Many programmers dont know the struggle...

Report to who?

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

My work keyboard is slim and quiet, 45 wpm.

Replaced it with my clickity clackety keyboard, 70 wpm and made the hipsters move away from me.

#Winning

Bedtime paradox 😁

devRanters, meet Gia85
Gia85, meet the devRanters

@Gia85 be like...

Most progress/loading bars are fake.

Me in my LinkedIn profile photo.

Hear what?

Just found this precious gem in the legacy code I am maintaining! How do you check if a string is empty :-D ?

Vi cheat sheet by bell labs.
Not so hard anymore.
Credits nixcraft.

Spent 4 hours today working on a monitor that wasn't working. someone had put by their garbage can in the rain. I dried it out for about 2 weeks before plugging it in. It turned on but when I plugged in the DVI, it did nothing.

Today, I pulled the ENTIRE thing apart because either I could find out what was wrong, or all is lost anyways. Who knows what the rain could do to it?

With no luck, I did a quick search online about the model and found that this one just had some defective firmware (Who knew monitors had filmware??) I installed it, ran it, it took about 20 seconds and it worked!

Lesson learned once again: google is your friend

Well tried 😝

Happy new year guys 😊