Company: Bobby you saved the company millions of dollars this year!!! Great job.

Me: So...how about that extra 2k per year raise.

Company: Um well it just doesn't seem to be in our budget this year.

Code review titles by year:

1990 - your code is using to much memory
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
2000 - your code is slow
2003 - your code don't have tests
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
2011 - your code should be written in js
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
2020 - your code is racist

Junior, junior, junior. I'm like -junior. We want a junior with 3 years experience. How is someone supposed to get to the 3 years experience if there aren't any jobs accepting juniors will no professional experience. I can code, , albeit not professionally, that's why I want a job, to learn in a professional setting, but the junior jobs all want past experience.

Maybe one day. Maybe never. For now I'll just keep rolling on the grind in my shitty factory job. Moving boxes from one place to another with the toughest mental challenge being which way to stack said boxes.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got ghosted by a recruiter

Corona virus finally affect where I live
Everyone started hording stuff.

How documentation works

Stolen from meme compilation :p

I found this on Quora........

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

So true 😂😂😂

node_modules

SO: Overflowing with Fucking IDIOTIC Moderators

LMFAOOOOOOO

Does anyone else read:
!important
as
"NOT important"???

RAGE. FUEL.

CSS is frustrating because nobody actually times time to learn it.

Marvelous.....

i, j and k declared as globals. You fucking moron.

A coworker of mine has made hash brownies...

Simple flowchart XD

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Okay Google

I Don't want to be that guy that has stickers on his laptop that he didn't "earn" them.

That is, if I am not fluent in AWS I won't plaster their stickers, even though I attented one course one time.

Just a thought

>installed Tinder®

*after 5 mins

>felt like a loser
>uninstalled Tinder®
>back to coding

BETTER!!!

Close one, my muscle memory almost got me.

I don't know what Google's design team has taken for drugs lately, but I want some!!

First, replacement of the blobs into this trash that they call emoji nowadays. 10-20 years ago we called it the crap stickers from MSN.
Next, Android Pie would look like iOS, but in the most grotesque way possible.
And now it's creeping into the apps.. Google Play, YouTube, Messaging, …

It all looks so.. white, and round, and childish. What happened to sharp corners, using all the screen real estate, and.. those colors?! God I can't stand how white the Google apps are starting to look. But I know the solution. I'll accuse Google of being RACIST!! Because black people would be so offended by the lack of dark themes. GOOGLE, YOU PATRIARCHIC, NON-INCLUSIVE, RACISTIC A-HOLES!!! CHANGE YOUR COLORS NOW!!!

I can see how that could actually work nowadays 🙃

Sorry if repost. Just couldn't resist 😂🤣🤣

This might seem like a dumb rant to have but I just started a new job, and I asked my boss about the Work From Home policy and basically, there is no work from home, at all. I'm bummed out because I got into a really good WFH rhythm at my last job and now I have to go into the office every day, even though I am stationed in a different city than the main company office anyway. I'm already remote! Why do I have to pay to come into work remotely anyway!? Argh.

Lol..,
This is so funny 🤣🤣

Don't fight, kindly share it🙏🏻

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