No questions asked

That moment when you wake up from a dream with a smile on your face, because you met the girl of your life there.
But then, few minutes later, you realize that it was just a dream. And to that comes that, I can barely remember anything about her.

I love deadlines,
Actually I wait until the very last moment. Because I believe the older I get the smarter I will become
:-)

...solution found!

Literally.

I'll start my new job as C# IIoT developer tomorrow...
Please wish me luck! 🙏

My workstation is suddenly attacked and conquered by the legendry meow and am not allowed to touch it anymore

Ok, now I can go to bed.

Whole day to fix this.

!rant

New job (first CS job).

Day 1: Install Ubuntu
Day 2: Dev said "it was so cute when he asked if he could uninstall windows." Also, first pair programming with engineer of 12 years. First commit (he did all the work, I just tried keeping up."
Day 3: "Here, try this bug " nearly get there. Have to leave early. Team event (Group VR experience, was wicked fun with drinks afterwards. Turns out boss man is a total bad ass. Swam with sharks and giant Wales)
Day 4: Fix bug. Notice odd behaviour. Fix that too. (All on my own). Code review: "This, that but works and is good." Get asked if I want to go to customer to do A, B and C. Tell Boss I only know B. He said "Tell me what you need for A and C."

I'm so God damn happy.

A bit more red....

Nice. Errors on success

Anyone else with me on this one?

Debugger? What?

When I worked for an online dating app, at one point we had the ridiculous idea to try to take a popular LinkedIn feature and convert it to a dating app feature in order to capitalize off of the success LinkedIn had with it.

The feature was LinkedIn endorsements. The idea was to allow the dating app users to get endorsements from people in their contacts lists on certain traits/features from a defined list (ex. Funny, smart, etc.). It wasn’t a terrible idea on the surface, but the way we planned to execute on it was insane and everyone knew it was going to fail. To avoid any controversy all of the endorsable terms were watered down to the point where no one would ever find using them/asking their friends for endorsements to be any fun. And the worst part was how we planned to get people to ask their friends for endorsements - management wanted us to build a contact list importer and just spam email contacts with “please endorse me” emails. The whole thing was ridiculous.

No one, including myself, wanted to build the feature/spam tool but management really wanted it so we had to build it. Like expected, it failed very quickly when it was clear no one cared about getting their real life friends to endorse them on some dating app, and the spam contacts took was ineffective and... spammy.

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

😁😁 oh i got another idea

What every single Linux discussion devolves into on this site. :^)

😂😂No Words😂😂

Yes i do love spending hours tryna fix an error and then magically being able to build the project after taking a shit

Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
do{
//some stuff
}while(true)

After finishing a long and arduous refactoring I got to delete some hundreds of lines of really horrible, unmaintainable and broken legacy code. Feels absolutely great.

I love the smell of deleted code in the morning.

Dare you speak the Truth!

Really disgusting

Rare footage of me waiting for my Kubernetes cluster to start.(2018BC,colorized)

Git makes it easy to search through historical changes they said. Git is amazing when working in teams they said.

It sure is.

If your coworkers do not commit every time they burp or fart, do not use "🚀" or "✨" or "fix" as a commit message, and do not push all their shitty experimental broken branches without cleaning up.

I'm surprised there are no piles of fecal matter behind their desk chairs.

PSA: Read your mails before sending them, because some shitty versions of autocorrect like to translate "docs" into "dicks".

once you start using linux on laptop. here is a condition of your mouse.
i don't know when I touched it last time.

Do Chinese still use MySql or they have OurSql??