So, seen this when I just arrived at work earlier this week. Made me think of COD. 😂 We hear them frequently flying over us all day.

Quick, report @-assmaster before he has the chance to go big again.

Stackoverflow.

How I work:

I drink lots of coffee and pass out for 12 hours.

It’s like alcoholism, just less productive.

Shitty meme of the day wooo

Things I have learned:

-NEVER trust a group of people not to reply all to a large email
-NEVER trust a group of people not to reply to a group text

Screenshot is from yesterday, and violates my second lesson learned (Not my group text, not my fault)

Appraisal interview is in a few hours. Can't wait for the manager to judge the fuck outta me and ignore all my contributions.

Seems devrant is being attacked by some bots...

Well, throughout my life I've never really thought about programming. Then one day during some downtime on a backpacking trip with a friend, while I had nothing to do my friend sat there with his computer with the screen all dark, filled with funny colourful text in lines of different length, with some lines even starting more towards the middle of the page than to the left, almost following a vertical wave pattern. He said he was writing a program to control his home remotly as well as working as a security feature that could unlock his home automatically when he got home. I was amazed by the colorful text as well as the fact that he could just create this crazy program out of nothing.
Half a year later I attended my first lecture at the computer science programme. My first program was a command line tool used for baking bread. It asked you how much flour you'd use and how many eggs, then it'd tell you wether or not you'd got the correct ratio. I was blown away by the intuitive nature of programming. I could imagine the control flow as a tree or flow chart in my head. I mean the whole program was only a couple of user inputs followed by an if-statement and a print-statement, but for me it was awe inspiring. I knew then that I'd probably chosen the right path in education.

It’s official.

I am now the Oscilloscope Guy (C).

Sorry, your password is taken

Real Incident (India)
So, this one time, out of the Blue, my engineering manager said "Let's, Shit together sometime."

I was like "Yeah, Sure. Sounds like a great Idea."

**-(Wondering why am I always so Agreeable to her 😒)

She has a bit of an accent and I realised she actually meant "Sit".

What a bummer!!! I was really looking for some intimacy, not the ideal way, but, it was something nonetheless.

Ha!
Back to the Screen, now!

I have finally hit 1,000 upvotes, thank you everyone! DevRant is by far my favorite social media/place to talk tech and programming on, and you bet your asses I will keep posting here.

The burnout is real today.

When you have to beg your team for approval on your pull request.

The rant starts here

Go big or go home.

am I the Only Developer that REALLY HAS BAD TIME MANAGEMENT Skills over long projects like come the fek on brain.

look below only if interested has nothing to do with rant
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oh yeah and by the way got a new project out

COO in my company looks like Gus Fring.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

What was the most interesting question for you during the interview?

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"