I used to think the magnetic power cord on the mac was a great idea...until we got a kitten. One of his greatest joys is to play havoc with the cords under the computer desk...but his favourite is the mac powercord - which he rips out without me noticing ... until the mac runs out of power and shuts down...

C# developers!
Anyone knows a good source to start reading about C# 7's syntax (not only "what's new")? Sometimes it feels like the language specific tools that I know are not enough.
P.S. Can't find it in msdn language reference or guide.

Please share.

We should have a sticker like this that is recursive :)

Just updated to Fall Creator's Update.
I've got to say, Windows seems much snappier than before, apps open faster than they used to do, and I haven't had any issues till now. For the first time I found a windows update that I actually like. Thank you Microsoft

I told my girlfriend she was the semicolon to my statements,little did she know I was using Python.

Enuf said

Dear, google chrome browser. Please stop taking up so much RAM. You are a browser not a game. Worst browser ever.

Happy Dashain to all Nepali Developer.

Someone's having a bad day...

Today is deadline day. So my Project lead decided to remove a key column because "it wasn't necesary".

He didn't tell anyone about the change and no commit message explaining it.

When confronted by the whole Team about his stupidity. His excuse Was: "I didn't know we had a deadline".

Holy badger fucking horsecum guzzling excuse of a potheaded flat earther!!!

Are you ready to get my up vote
Yes I'm ready to get your up vote

True courage. Now I remember why I don't normally use Apple products

Am I the only one who actually thinks Edge is actually significantly better than other browsers?

Like right now with 2 tabs open it's only using 17MB and it doesn't have any ridiculous features like an inbuilt video chat (looking at you Firefox). It's just simple and good at being a browser...

I like that in my browsers...

When a MacBook user says..."Unlike Windows, Macs don't get infected plus they're faster than Windows anyway". And I'm all like..

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

And then the PEN-Tester said... "MySQL configured to allow connections from 127.0.0.1. Recommend configuration change to not allow remote connections." hahahaha!

Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.

Hahahaja!

I18n is short for internationalization because there is 18 letters between I and the last n. I love the laziness of developers.

Group project help me understand why Batman works alone 😡😡😡

Comments throughout code with things like "changed to fix bug #". And commented out code all over.

We have source control, why the hell are you doing this?

I wanna start getting into the programming of android apps.
Any suggestion where to start from? Any good online courses you can recommend?

Looks like Google is really an "adult" now.

Note it😂😂😂

It really irritates me when people don't use gitignore and just push any shit.