Arts and crafts: developer version.

Context: spent all day making an ER diagram from an awful SQL query I was handed. Got sick of asking for it from the contractor who made the DB.

Yes, that's one query.

Fuck post-it notes.

Oh look, another product manager found his inner child and plastered a wall with a colored arts and crafts project.

Don't misunderstand me, I'm abso-fucking-lutely in favor of connecting with your deep childish nature -- but then at least enter the meeting room like a boss, armed with some creative ideas, really get to work with some fingerpaint, modelling clay, glitter, molly, acid blotters and grape juice for the whole party.

Not only was that project poorly thought out. Not only does the assortment of colored squares contribute nothing to the clarification of ideas. The issue is also that by Monday morning, the meeting room will look like a strip club after an escalated party, floor littered with 60 little neon pink and green slips reeking of desperation, cheap glue and failure.

Now your whole project is on the floor.

OH DIGITAL WHITEBOARD YOU SAY. NOW WE HAVE 10 MANAGERS FIGHTING DIGITALLY OVER VIRTUAL POST-ITS, ON A CLOUD SERVICE COSTING $500/MONTH.

Product managers, just go fuck yourself, I don't care about your kindergarten bullshit processes.

Call me when you manage to pull a workable idea out of your ass, and just draw an SVG diagram with Inkscape, or write your brainfarts into a nicely organized Markdown file.

This is more of a wishful thinking scenario......but language/tech stack/whatever bashing.

Look, I get it, we like development, we would not be here if we didn't like it. But as my good friend @Stuxnet has mentioned in the past, making this a personality trait is fucking retarded, lame, small, and overall pathetic. I agree with this sentiment 100%

Because of this a lot of people have form some sort of elitist viewpoint concerning the technologies that people use, be it Java, C#, C++, Rust, PHP, JS, whatever, the same circle jerk of bashing on shit just seems completely fucking retarded. I am hoping for a new mentality being that most of us are younger, even if you are a 50+ year old developer, maturity should give you a different perspective, but alas, immaturity and a bitchy attitude carried throughout years of self dick sucking implications would render this null.

I could not give two fucks if the dude next to me is coding his shit in whatever as long as best practices are followed, proper documentation is enforced, results are being brought to our customers(which regardless of how much you try to convince us, none of your customers are fucking elite level) and happiness is ensured, then so fucking be it.

Gripes bitches and complaints are understandable, I dislike a couple of things about my favorite tools, and often wish certain features be involved in my particular tech stacks, does this make stuff bad? no, does it make me or anyone else less of a developer,? no so why give a fuck? bitch when shit bites you in the ass when someone does not know what the fuck they are doing with a language that permits writing bullshit. Which to be honest ALL of them fucking allow. Not one is saved from this. But NOT knowing how to work a solution, or NOT understanding a tech stack does not give you AUTOMATIC FULL insight on how x technology operates, thinking as such is so fucking arrogant and annoying.

But I am getting tired of looking at posts from Timmy, a 18 year old "dev" from whothefuckcares bitch about shit when they have never even made a fucking penny out of their "development" endeavors just because they read some dickhead's opinion on the internet regarding x tech stack and believes that adopting their bullshit troll ass virgin ideas makes them l337.

Get your own fucking opinion on things, be aggressive and stand fucking straight, maybe get some fucking pussy(or dick, whatever) and for fucks's sake learn to interact with other fucking human beings, take a fucking run, play games, break out from your whinny bitch ass shell, talk to that person that intimidates you, take a run, do yoga, martial arts anything that would break you out from being such a small little bitch.

Just fucking do something that keeps you from shitting on people 24/7 365/ a year.

We used to bitch about incompetent managers, shit bosses, fucking ludicrous assignments. Retarded shit that some other dev did, etc, etc. Seems like every other fucking retard getting into this community starts with stupid ass JS/PHP/Python/Java/C#/ whatever jokes and you idiots keep upvoting that shit. Makes those n00bs gain credability. Fuck me shit is so pathetic.

basically, make dev rant great again.

No fuck off and have a beer, or tea or whatever y'all drink.

I used to think I was so clever by viewing the source code of websites, and would just scroll through it for fun, but what really got me started in programming was the TI-83 calculator I got in grade 10.

You couldn't view the code of most programs on that calc without a computer connection, but I managed to get my hands on the source code of something simple and learned how to prompt for values and calculate things with them. Before I knew it, I was making little programs in BASIC that did formulas for me (Area/circumference of a circle, etc.). One of my professors caught me showing my calculator to another student in class, and assumed I was being a bad student. When I said I made a program as a shortcut for one of the formulas we were learning, she tried to call my bluff and said to write the whole program on the whiteboard for the class to see. 10 minutes of writing and more than one blank stare from my classmates later, the teacher just waved me off and continued the lesson. I was chuffed :-). I made these simple programs for all my math classes throughout high school.

Unfortunately, my first year of university I took a CS course, and my teacher was probably the worst I've ever had in my life. I decided it wasn't for me, and though I did maintain my general aptitude for tech (and was still the person who fixed everyone's printers and viruses), I took a different path, eventually getting an Arts degree in Anthropology.

Where I live, the market for this is more than stale. In fact, it's completely flat, so I thought I would take a course about programming with Arduinos for fun and see if I should return to school for a different certification. It was AWESOME! I made a wireless weather station with Xbees and sensors and built my own anemometer.

I got a job at a manufacturing company, and had the fortune to build a robot which eventually made it's way to the second season of Battlebots. The level of intelligence and enthusiasm I encountered really inspired me, and now here I am at 31, halfway through a BSc in Computer Science and working for a company that makes 3D printers.

It's been a long journey, but the adventure always starts anew tomorrow.

Me: So you have no work experience, and majored in liberal arts, but you did go through a 6 months bootcamp, right?
Candidate: Yeah.
Me: sounds good, we will have to work together with you for a long while until you become independent, but I think you can definitely do this. What are you salary expectations?
Candidate: I'm thinking of 5000.
Me: Aight, thanks for your time! We'll send you more details later

Around here, 5000 (arbitrary made up number) is what you pay someone with around 3 years of experience at least. It's always these pampered fucks from rich countries that want to earn a shitton of money for the grand effort of going to a goddamn bootcamp for some months. That is their definition of effort and hard work, because it seems they've never once in their lives had any sort of hardship or struggle beyond crying that dad got them an Android instead of an iPhone. If you leave them alone they can't do jack shit because they've never worked in real, big projects, so you gotta invest a lot of time in them. Which is fine, everyone starts from somewhere. But what kinda balls do you have to demand a mid level salary when you have done basically nothing so far, and your knowledge is superficial at best?

I know that a lot of jobs and recruiters give bottom of the barrel shit, but I swear some candidates are insane. Unpopular rant I assume but I just needed to scream a bit.

The saying "Perfect is the enemy of done" is so much BS.

The war on perfection is the enemy of artistic expression.

Look at old world architecture vs modern crap. Crafts are no longer a thing but stuff is only made as effeciently as it can be for the greedy and impatient.

The artists and craftsmen of old knew well that perfect was achievable and constantly strove to be more and more perfect in their arts and by side effect on themselves. In this mad world we've lost that to the pragmatists who see no value in the art of perfection or in those who do not value those who do.

The "doneists" can go fuck themselves. Perfectionism is where true artistic expression is at.

I'm wondering - do developers have similar hobbies outside of IT?

For example, my main hobbies are:
- Brewing Beer
- Distilling Spirits
- Drinking copius amounts of alcohol to numb the pain of being a developer
- Gardening / Horticulture
- Martial Arts

This is a little pig I and my grandma made out of black goo and mom's nail polish (I don't know English very well) for Arts. Would suit every client.

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I'm goin' scouting this Sunday.

Got six locations to check for compability.
Lots of coffee, tea, beer, wine and such to evaluate. Btw : what's our price level? Medium?
Anyone in for culture, arts or even partying?! =)

Cheers!

Software engineering is slowly being lowered to a basic skill to please corporations that literally want you to automate your job away. The only fruitful areas of software engineering that I can see being relevant in the next 10 years are those mixed with other hard sciences such as bioinformatics, robotics, bleeding edge statistics and mathematics (AI research), physics, etc. The trend I see right now is that software engineering is being integrated with business-oriented degrees or arts degrees, targeted programs towards beginners offered for free or low prices. There's going to be a higher barrier of entry for the jobs that are actually worth the stress and I'm praying I'll be able to catch the train before it leaves the station.

I fucking hate printers. And printers hate me too.

I've been working as a software engineer for almost seven years now, and not a single day as a printer technician, which does not stop my mother from calling me each time a printer breaks down, as she did today. I hop over to her place, the printer is connected via usb into the ethernet socket, but she swears it's been printing an hour ago, and she hasn't moved a thing. - "weird", I think, "it must be connected wirelessly". Suddenly my sister, who's an Arts major, comes over, saying her printer broke down too - "cool so they're both wifi printers". I reset the router and my sister's printer springs back to life.

But my mom's printer, which is old and in bad shape (the printer, not my mom! assholes...), doesn't. It keeps on displaying a weird error message, and fails to receive any print job, whether wired or wireless.

I spent 15 seconds resetting the router, and 15 minutes troubleshooting mom's printer. Nothing worked.
I finally give up and leave the house.

Not a minute goes by and I receive a "your sister fixed the printer" text from mom.

I fucking hate printers.

Prof introducing a batch of non-programmers to JavaScript.

Me: Ha! I'm going to ace this class.

Disclosure: Its an Art school, We're studying Multimedia Arts, and we have a couple of Web Development classes that focus on html, css, js, and php. (and I have been a web developer for 4 years)

In today's episode, I did all programming tasks before 10 AM roles around while sitting on the toilet. The rest of the day, I shall just sit in my bed and try to edit this stupid video.

I should also look for more jobs, but hell, I studied so much to do what I like but there's literally no market for it... I kinda feel the liberal arts students now. Lol.

A school-related rant:

Went to my school yesterday to get my computer science degree, aaaand....

Surprise! You got a degree in Liberal Arts! Even though when you graduated, it said Computer Science and thought they already fixed the problem about me graduating with Liberal Arts instead of CS! Nope! Still Liberal Arts!

Sigh, fuck that school. I'm sure when my wife finds out about it, she'll definitely flip out and make me fix this, because she also spent time for me to finish school and get a stupid degree. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore and instead keep learning on my own, make projects, and be so good that employers can't ignore me.

> be me
> studying 1.5 years liberal arts stuff and general education class at community college
> transfer to a 4 year university.
> realize I need a major
> Realize I also I wanted to 9ne day have a family.
> realize family would need money
> "struggling actor" not a great choice
> pray about what I should be doing
> get distinct impression that instead of attending the session on majors at the college of fine and performance arts to go to session with the college of Science and engineering.
> hear pitch for computer science.
> signup for introduction to programming taught with c++.
> A couple semesters down the line take 3 classes all at once Discrete Math 1, Linear Algebra, and database design and administration.
> around week 6 realize that all 3 classes revolved around sets and set logic and set math.
> realize rdbs's are "applied" set math and that Each class a little more "applied" than the former.
> Be genius at SQL and set math
> havereally smart database teacher mentored me
> get introduced to the recruiter at the career fair.
> get interviews
> get flown out for 2md interview
> get internship
> do work, and get project back under budget
> a job offer
> finish senior year
> start as a "real" developer supporting business data and analytics.
> ???
> profit.

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But as is always the case in this bitch, I've been forced into cowjizz flooded swamps' worth of stinking shit platforms for the sake of avoiding isolation.

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Because the only documented way to transfer all of that data is to OPEN THE APPLICATION and scan some code, but everytime I go to do that, IT TELLS ME I NEED TO UPDATE. And every time I GO TO UPDATE, it says that MY PHONE is TOO FUCKING OLD!! AAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!

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So at our company, we use Google Sheets to for to coordinate everything, from designs to bug reporting to localization decisions, etc... Except for roadmaps, we use Trello for that. I found this very unintuitive and disorganized. Google Sheets GUI, as you all know, was not tailored for development project coordination. It is a spreadsheet creation tool. Pages of document are loosely connected to each other and you often have to keep a link to each of them because each Google Sheets document is isolated from each other by design. Not to mention the constant requests for permission for each document, wasting everybody's time.

I brought up the suggestion to the CEO that we should migrate everything to GitHub because everybody already needed a Github account to pull the latest version of our codebase even if they're not developers themselves. Gihub interface is easier to navigate, there's an Issues tab for bug report, a Wiki tab for designs and a Projects tab for roadmaps, eliminating the need for a separate Trello account. All tabs are organized within each project. This is how I've seen people coordinated with each other on open-source projects, it's a proven, battle-tested model of coordination between different roles in a software project.

The CEO shot down the proposal immediately, reason cited: The design team is not familiar with using the Github website because they've never thought of Github as a website for any role other than developers.

Fast-forward to a recent meeting where the person operating the computer connected to the big TV is struggling to scroll down a 600+ row long spreadsheet trying to find one of the open bugs. At that point, the CEO asked if there's anyway to hide resolved bugs. I immediately brought up Github and received support from our tester (vocal support anyway, other devs might have felt the same but were afraid to speak up). As you all know, Github by default only shows open issues by default, reducing the clutter that would be generated by past closed issues. This is the most obvious solution to the CEO's problem. But this CEO still stubbornly rejected the proposal.

2 lessons to take away from this story:

- Developer seems to be the only role in a development team that is willing to learn new tools for their work. Everybody else just tries to stretch the limit of the tools they already knew even if it meant fitting a square peg into a round hole. Well, I can't speak for testers, out of 2 testers I interacted with, one I never asked her opinion about Github, and the other one was the guy mentioned above. But I do know a pixel artist in the same company having a similar condition. She tries to make pixel arts using Photoshop. Didn't get to talk to her about this because we're not on the same project, but if we were, I'd suggest her use Aseprite, or (at least Pixelorama if the company doesn't want to spend for Aseprite's price tag) for the purpose of drawing pixel arts. Not sure how willing she would be at learning new tools, though.

- Github and other git hosts have a bit of a branding problem. Their names - Github, BitBucket, GitLab, etc... - are evocative of a tool exclusively used by developers, yet their websites have these features that are supposed to be used by different roles other than developers. Issues tabs are used by testers as well as developers. Wiki tabs are used by designers alongside developers. Projects and Insights tabs are used by project managers/product owners. Discussion tabs are used by every roles. Artists can even submit new assets through Pull Requests tabs if the Art Directors know how to use the site interface (Art Directors' job is literally just code review, but for artistic assets). These websites are more than just git hosts. They are straight-up Jira replacement with git hosting as a bonus feature. How can we get that through the head of non-developers so that we don't have to keep 4+ accounts for different websites for the same project?

Ah I love that movie.. Hero, from 2002. I've seen it in the cinema three times. It's a real marvel, especially the scene where the forest turns red right after Snow killed Moon.

I also like how the quotes are adaptable:

Martial arts and programming are quite different, but they are based on the same principle: striving for highest perfection.

The essence of programming reveals itself through study and meditation.

(The latter one is also one of my favourite lines at work when being asked how come I know some esoteric stuff: it revealed itself through study and meditation.)

I should try to put ascii arts of pepe memes instead of meaningful error handling messages in my code, this way I would know for sure if people are actually not just patching fucking try catch silence everywhere instead of doing proper code.

I should probably do the same with documentation as well while being at it.

Using chatpgt as my "rubber duck" has greatly improved the time it takes me to develop solutions. Ive been working at a small startup as the full stack dev; aka the entire IT team dev so having someone to 'talk' to that talks back really helps.

but damn, the way openAI brushes off where they get their training data and having so many artist friends IRL (painters, digital artists and musicians) really makes me hate what we have AI/ML doing for us.

seeing it used for the arts makes me feel so depressed because im reminded that big corpos really just want to make money for the investors.

I'd probably try to become a professional tabletop game master and also focus on getting better at arts to do commissions for some extra cash.
If that would not work out as well, I'd probably try to get into mentoring or teaching.

Hi All, I used to be a user on devrant while I was in middle/highschool. I kinda forgot about it for a long time but I rediscovered the app when I saw a sticker on a retired laptop.

Quick Intro
CS Student at Drexel, 4th year out of 5

I want a career in software and want to reserve
hardware related things for hobbyist endeavors.
I made a 3x3 macropad with a pi pico including designing and printing the pcb, soldering all the components, and then writing the firmware (micropython blegh). My goal is to daily drive a 75% keyboard of my own making

Currently my main keyboard when I'm using my desktop is a Keychron v1 with Haimou Hearbeat silents and sugarplum keycaps (lmk if you want pics)

I like martial arts, while I practice BJJ, I am interested in Judo and Muay Thai as well.

I like History and Linguistics

The above point got me into power metal, mainly sabaton and then bands similar to it

Ill finish off with some nerdshit
I use a framework with fedora as my daily driver, I am a neovim enjoyer, my steam deck is gathering dust, and I have more Pi's than I know what to do with.

hey , does anybody have some collection or something of the various graphics on devrant, like the logo, or alice's amazing vector arts ? i was creating a wallpaper for me, i wanted to include that .

I don't think there was a defining moment of clarity that I said "I want to be a dev". I became interested in computers when I started learning BASIC from a set of programming books that came with our family's encyclopedia set. I moved on to "hacking" some .ini files in a DOS game called Tank Wars to make the text in the game into vulgar insults. My friends and I would tear our parents computers apart and re-assemble them much to their chagrin. After a failed attempt at a Bachelor's Degree in Graphic Arts I decided to go back to school for CS. My CS degree was Windows centric but I really wanted to be a Linux SysAdmin so I started to learn on my own and switched to using Ubuntu as my primary system. Ever since then I have been a Linux HPC SysAdmin and haven't looked back!

wk10

My consuming cycle:
1. An urge to buy a new shiny thing. No peace of mind if I refuse to buy it. My brain starts to generate sentences like "Treat yourself", "Why are you even living if you can't buy what you want", etc.
2. Acquisition. Immense guilt about the money spent. My brain somehow classifies any non-electronic thing that costs more than $30 as "ridiculously expensive", no matter how much money I make, no matter my reserves.
3. A short period of... no, not peace of mind. It's just an absence of that urge. I can't quite call it "peace".
4. goto 1

Hyperconsumerism is hell. I don't want my life to be ridden by guilt. I want to break that cycle, but when I try, it's just me asking that blaming questions to myself.

Somehow I probably got an answer. I should make my everyday thought process and patterns independent of buying stuff. Money shouldn't define what I do and what I think about.

Everything I need with an exception of medicines is both factually cheap and perceived as cheap, and I don't feel guilty about buying medicines.

What should I aim my thought process to? I'm tired of programming, because it provokes an entirely different kind of guilt, the guilt of "you shouldn't be resting, go write that article, go study that new web shit, go build that another open source thing (that nobody cares about)".

Art makes me a bit happier though. I studied 20th century progressive art a bit, and appreciating the ideas behind certain pieces of design, architecture and fine arts make me feel superior than other people, and also superior than my past self. I don't know if it's healthy or not, I'm just being honest now.

I think I need more art in my life. For now, I'm fine with knowing that I'll probably never create a real piece of art (aside from programming), so at least I can consume art instead of buying worthless shit that doesn't make me happy anyway.

UF or FSU for CS online degree...🤔 (liberal arts & sciences, not engineering)

"I think what I feel fortunate about is that I am still astonished – that things still amaze me. And I think that that’s a great benefit of being in the arts, where the possibility for learning never disappears; where you basically have to admit you never learn it." - Milton Glaser

How to get instant motivation and lazer focus on my coding? Do you know any trick? I know that brain fog requires a healthier lifestyle, but believe me i do a lot of that ( yoga, hikings, arts). I want to be able to grind on the computer like ten years ago, or find energy like playing rocket league ( which happens in one moment). I seek for a dirty hack, bene gesserit style.

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Kerala, with its lush green landscapes, pristine beaches, tranquil backwaters, and rich cultural heritage, is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful destinations to visit in India. Whether you’re seeking a relaxing getaway, an adventure-filled vacation, or a deep dive into Kerala’s unique traditions, there’s something for every traveler. At The Travel Planners, we specialize in offering tailor-made Kerala holiday packages that are designed to give you the best experience of this enchanting destination.

Located in Kariyad, Mecadu.p.o, Nedumbassery, Cochin, Kerala, The Travel Planners is dedicated to providing personalized and memorable experiences for all types of travelers. Whether you’re a solo explorer, a couple on a honeymoon, or a family looking for a fun-filled vacation, we have the perfect Kerala holiday package for you.

Why Choose The Travel Planners for Your Kerala Holiday Packages?
At The Travel Planners, we believe that every holiday should be a unique and unforgettable experience. Here's why you should trust us with your Kerala holiday plans:

Customizable Holiday Packages: We understand that every traveler has different interests. That's why our Kerala holiday packages are fully customizable to fit your preferences. Whether you're interested in exploring the backwaters, unwinding on the beaches, or discovering Kerala’s rich cultural history, we tailor each package just for you.

Expert Local Knowledge: With years of experience, we know the best tourist spots in Kerala. We can guide you to popular destinations like Munnar, Kovalam, and Kochi, as well as hidden gems that many tourists miss. Our local knowledge ensures that you’ll get the most out of your time in Kerala.

Affordable Packages: Whether you’re on a budget or looking for a luxurious experience, we offer Kerala holiday packages to suit all price ranges. Our goal is to provide the best value for your money, ensuring a memorable experience without breaking the bank.

End-to-End Services: From transport and accommodation to guided tours and activities, we take care of every detail. Our Kerala holiday packages include everything you need for a hassle-free trip, allowing you to focus on enjoying your vacation.

Customer-Centric Approach: Our top priority is your satisfaction. We’re dedicated to ensuring that your Kerala holiday is seamless, and we provide 24/7 support during your trip. Our team is always available to assist with any requests or concerns you may have.

Popular Kerala Holiday Packages
The Travel Planners offers a variety of Kerala holiday packages designed to cater to different interests and preferences. Some of our most popular packages include:

Kerala Backwater Holiday Package
Experience the serene backwaters of Kerala in this package, which includes a stay on a traditional houseboat in Alleppey or Kumarakom. Drift through the tranquil waterways, surrounded by lush greenery and quaint villages, for a truly peaceful getaway.

Kerala Honeymoon Package
Celebrate love in the most romantic setting with our Kerala Honeymoon Package. Explore the hill stations of Munnar, relax on the beaches of Kovalam, and take a peaceful houseboat cruise in Alleppey. This package includes candlelight dinners, spa treatments, and private moments that make your honeymoon unforgettable.

Family Kerala Tour Package
This family-friendly package includes some of Kerala’s top attractions, such as Munnar’s tea gardens, the backwaters of Alleppey, and the beaches of Varkala. Our family Kerala holiday packages also offer fun and educational experiences for kids, making it perfect for all age groups.

Kerala Hill Stations and Wildlife Package
For nature lovers, this package offers a blend of Kerala’s beautiful hill stations and rich wildlife. Explore the tea plantations of Munnar, trek through the forests of Wayanad, and experience wildlife safaris in Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary to spot tigers, elephants, and more.

Kerala Beach Holiday Package
Kerala’s coastline is home to some of the most stunning beaches in India. This package includes stays at Kovalam, Varkala, and Bekal, where you can enjoy sunbathing, water sports, and relaxing by the beach. It’s perfect for beach lovers looking for a combination of relaxation and adventure.

Cultural Kerala Holiday Package
Discover the rich cultural heritage of Kerala with this package, which includes visits to the historic sites of Kochi, the famous temples of Trivandrum, and cultural performances like Kathakali and Kalaripayattu. Immerse yourself in the arts, traditions, and history that make Kerala so unique.

Plan Your Kerala Holiday with The Travel Planners

Welcome to Royal Heights: A Vibrant Seniors Active Community in Oshawa

At Royal Heights, located at 30 Adelaide Ave E, Oshawa, ON L1G 0B8, we pride ourselves on fostering a vibrant, seniors active community where residents can enjoy a fulfilling, independent lifestyle. Our goal is to create an environment where seniors feel supported, engaged, and connected, while having the freedom to live their lives to the fullest.

Why Choose Royal Heights for a Seniors Active Community?
As part of our commitment to providing exceptional senior living, we focus on creating a community that prioritizes health, social connection, and personal growth. At Royal Heights, we believe in the importance of staying active—physically, mentally, and socially—and we provide numerous opportunities to help our residents achieve just that.

A seniors active community is not just about maintaining physical health; it’s also about nurturing the mental and emotional well-being of our residents. We offer a range of services, activities, and amenities designed to enhance the quality of life for each individual, ensuring that our residents remain engaged, active, and truly happy.

Key Features of Our Seniors Active Community
1. Engaging Social Activities
Our seniors active community thrives on social interaction. Royal Heights offers a full calendar of events and activities designed to encourage residents to stay connected and involved. From movie nights and group outings to arts and crafts workshops, there's always something fun to look forward to. We believe that fostering a sense of belonging and companionship is a vital part of keeping our residents active and happy.

2. Fitness and Wellness Programs
Physical activity is a cornerstone of healthy aging. At Royal Heights, we offer a variety of fitness programs tailored to seniors. Whether you’re into yoga, stretching, light aerobics, or walking, our fitness programs are designed to keep you moving and feeling your best. Staying active not only promotes physical health but also boosts mental clarity and overall well-being.

3. Healthy Dining Options
In an active seniors community, nutrition is key. At Royal Heights, we provide delicious, nutritious meals prepared by skilled chefs who understand the dietary needs of seniors. Our dining options are designed to offer a balanced, wholesome experience that supports an active and healthy lifestyle.

4. A Safe and Supportive Environment
While independence is encouraged at Royal Heights, we also ensure that our residents have access to the support they need. Our caring staff is always available to assist with daily tasks, and our 24/7 emergency response system ensures peace of mind. You can enjoy all the benefits of an active seniors community while knowing that help is always there when needed.

5. On-Site Amenities for Convenience
Our community is equipped with numerous amenities that enhance convenience and comfort. From our on-site beauty salon to a well-stocked library and comfortable lounge areas, everything you need is just a few steps away. We also offer transportation services to help residents get out and about, whether it’s for medical appointments or local outings around Oshawa.

6. Outdoor Recreation and Relaxation
An active seniors community is also about enjoying the outdoors. Our beautifully landscaped grounds provide ample opportunities to take a leisurely stroll, relax in the garden, or engage in outdoor activities with fellow residents. Fresh air and nature play an important role in mental and physical health, and we make sure to offer plenty of spaces for relaxation and recreation.

A Strong Sense of Community at Royal Heights
At Royal Heights, we understand that a true seniors active community is built on strong relationships and a sense of belonging. We encourage our residents to participate in group activities, meet new friends, and share their experiences with others. We believe that the support of peers and the opportunity to form new connections are fundamental to a fulfilling life.

Our community is designed to create an atmosphere where every resident feels like they’re part of something special. Whether it's through shared hobbies, fitness classes, or simply enjoying a meal together, Royal Heights is the place where you can truly thrive.

Experience the Royal Heights Difference
If you're looking for a seniors active community that promotes well-being, engagement, and independence, Royal Heights in Oshawa is the perfect place for you. With our wide range of services, amenities, and activities, we provide an enriching environment that allows residents to live their lives to the fullest.

For more information or to schedule a tour of our community, please contact us at +19054292351. We look forward to welcoming you to Royal Heights, where active living is more than just a lifestyle—it's a way of life.

Navigating Your Academic Journey with Pathway Education: The Best Education Consultancy Services in India
In today’s digital world, accessing quality education has never been easier. Pathway Education, known as one of the Best Education Consultancy Services in India, offers invaluable support to students and professionals alike, guiding them through the vast landscape of online learning. Whether you’re aiming to advance your career, switch fields, or pursue a new passion, Pathway Education’s expert consultancy services can help you make informed decisions, ensuring that you choose the right courses to fit your goals.
Flexibility and Personalized Support
Online education offers unmatched flexibility, allowing you to study at your own pace. Pathway Education’s consultancy services help students choose courses that fit seamlessly into their schedules and personal commitments. By collaborating with students to identify their unique needs, we offer guidance that turns the challenges of balancing work, family, and studies into a streamlined educational experience.
Extensive Course Options Aligned with Career Goals
The world of online education is vast, with a multitude of courses covering technology, business, the arts, and sciences. As the Best Education Consultancy Services in India, Pathway Education’s advisors work with you to select courses tailored to your career aspirations. From short-term certifications to degree programs, we connect you with programs that will enhance your skills and open doors in today’s competitive job market.
Affordable Education Solutions
Education can be costly, but online learning makes quality education more affordable. Pathway Education assists students in finding budget-friendly courses, helping them minimize expenses on tuition, commuting, and housing. We believe that education should be accessible to everyone, which is why our consultants provide resources on free and low-cost options that can help students learn without straining their finances.
Access to World-Class Instructors and Networking Opportunities
Through online platforms, students have access to seasoned professionals and industry experts worldwide. At Pathway Education, we connect our clients with reputable programs where they can benefit from the knowledge and insights of top instructors. This exposure not only elevates the learning experience but also opens doors for professional networking, allowing students to build connections that can support their future career goals.
Expert Guidance from the Best Education Consultants in India
Choosing the right educational path is a significant decision, and having a trusted advisor makes all the difference. Pathway Education is dedicated to helping you make informed decisions every step of the way. Our expert consultants evaluate your background, interests, and ambitions, providing guidance tailored to your unique journey. From navigating the admissions process to selecting courses that align with your goals, we ensure that your academic journey is both rewarding and impactful.
Conclusion: Why Choose Pathway Education?
Online education is transforming the learning landscape, providing unparalleled access to knowledge and opportunity. With Pathway Education’s consultancy services, you have the support of one of the Best Education Consultancy Services in India to help you make the most of this exciting new educational frontier. Let us guide you toward achieving your educational dreams with flexibility, affordability, and access to world-class resources.
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Cove Martial Arts Academy: The Best Taekwondo Classes in Brownsboro, AL

Welcome to Cove Martial Arts Academy, your premier destination for high-quality taekwondo classes in Brownsboro, AL, and the surrounding areas. Whether you’re a beginner eager to start your martial arts journey or an experienced practitioner looking to refine your skills, our academy offers top-notch training in a supportive and safe environment.

Located at 295 Miller Ln, Brownsboro, AL 35741, Cove Martial Arts Academy provides a modern facility and expert instruction in taekwondo classes for students of all ages and skill levels. We are committed to helping you achieve your personal goals, whether you're seeking fitness, self-defense skills, or mental clarity through the practice of taekwondo.

Why Choose Cove Martial Arts Academy for Taekwondo Classes?
Experienced and Certified Instructors: Our instructors are highly trained and certified in taekwondo, with years of experience in martial arts. They are passionate about teaching and work diligently to help each student grow and achieve their goals in every taekwondo class.

Classes for All Ages and Levels: We believe that taekwondo is for everyone. From young children just starting to explore martial arts to adults looking to challenge themselves and stay fit, our taekwondo classes are designed for all ages and skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner or advanced practitioner, we have a class tailored just for you.

Self-Defense Training: Taekwondo is not only a way to stay fit but also a practical method of self-defense. In our taekwondo classes, you’ll learn effective techniques for defending yourself in real-life situations. By mastering the skills of taekwondo, you’ll gain confidence and the ability to protect yourself when needed.

Improved Fitness and Flexibility: Taekwondo is an excellent workout that enhances your strength, stamina, flexibility, and coordination. Our classes provide a full-body workout, helping you improve both physically and mentally. As you progress in your training, you'll notice increased flexibility, better balance, and overall fitness.

Mental Focus and Discipline: Taekwondo is not just about physical skill; it’s also about developing mental toughness. Our taekwondo classes teach discipline, concentration, and perseverance, all of which are essential for personal growth and success. These principles extend beyond the dojo and can positively impact your everyday life.

Convenient Location: Conveniently located at 295 Miller Ln, Brownsboro, AL 35741, Cove Martial Arts Academy is easily accessible to residents in Brownsboro and nearby communities. If you live in Huntsville, Madison, or surrounding areas, our academy offers a convenient location for you to train and improve your taekwondo skills.

Family-Oriented Environment: We encourage families to train together at Cove Martial Arts Academy. Our taekwondo classes provide a welcoming environment for all ages, fostering a sense of camaraderie and mutual support. Training as a family can strengthen relationships and create lasting memories as you achieve your goals together.

Our Taekwondo Programs:
Children’s Taekwondo Classes: Designed to be fun, engaging, and educational, our kids' classes help children build confidence, focus, and discipline while learning the art of taekwondo.

Adult Taekwondo Classes: Whether you want to get fit, learn self-defense, or challenge yourself, our adult classes offer a perfect balance of physical conditioning and mental development.

Private Lessons: For those who want personalized attention, we offer private taekwondo lessons tailored to your individual needs and goals.

Start Your Taekwondo Journey Today!
At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we are dedicated to helping you succeed in your taekwondo journey. Our academy provides a professional and friendly environment where you can develop your skills, improve your fitness, and cultivate the values of discipline and respect.

To learn more about our taekwondo classes, sign up for a free trial class, or simply get in touch with us, call +1 (256) 690-1703 today. We’re excited to have you join our taekwondo family!

Discover Top MMA and Martial Arts Schools at Cove Martial Arts Academy in Brownsboro, AL

Are you looking for a reputable place to train in Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) or other martial arts styles? Look no further than Cove Martial Arts Academy in Brownsboro, AL! Our academy is one of the leading MMA schools and martial arts schools in the area, offering comprehensive programs that cater to both beginners and experienced athletes.

Located at 295 Miller Ln, Brownsboro, AL, our academy provides an inclusive, supportive environment where students can develop their skills in various martial arts disciplines, including MMA. Whether you're interested in learning for fitness, self-defense, or competition, Cove Martial Arts Academy is the place to be!

Why Choose Cove Martial Arts Academy?
As one of the top martial arts schools in Brownsboro, Cove Martial Arts Academy offers a wide range of training programs tailored to meet the needs of our diverse student base. Our facility is equipped with everything you need to succeed, from top-quality training mats to experienced instructors who are passionate about teaching martial arts.

We pride ourselves on offering a well-rounded approach to martial arts training. Our goal is not only to teach effective techniques but also to build a strong foundation of discipline, respect, and confidence in each student. Whether you're training for personal fitness, learning self-defense, or pursuing a career in MMA, our academy provides the tools and guidance you need to succeed.

MMA Schools: Your Gateway to Combat Sports Success
Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) is one of the most exciting and dynamic combat sports in the world. At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we offer a comprehensive MMA program that combines a variety of fighting styles, including Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ), Muay Thai, boxing, wrestling, and more. Our MMA program is perfect for anyone looking to compete in the sport or simply improve their overall fighting skills.

Our experienced instructors have competed at high levels and bring their expertise to every class. Whether you're looking to join the world of professional MMA or train for personal fitness, we will help you refine your skills, improve your conditioning, and develop the mental toughness needed to excel in the sport.

At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we believe that MMA is not just about physical strength—it’s about strategy, discipline, and perseverance. Our classes are structured to teach you the fundamentals of MMA while pushing you to achieve your personal best.

Martial Arts Schools: A Path to Personal Growth
While MMA is an exciting and dynamic sport, we also offer training in a variety of other traditional and modern martial arts. Our academy is home to multiple martial arts disciplines, each designed to help you grow physically, mentally, and emotionally. As one of the leading martial arts schools, we offer training in:

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ): Learn the art of submission grappling, improve your flexibility and strength, and gain the confidence to defend yourself on the ground.

Muay Thai: Master the "Art of Eight Limbs" with striking techniques that incorporate fists, elbows, knees, and shins for powerful attacks.

Boxing: Develop excellent footwork, hand-eye coordination, and punch accuracy with our boxing program, perfect for both fitness and self-defense.

Wrestling: Strengthen your takedowns, body control, and ground techniques with our wrestling classes, ideal for MMA and self-defense training.

Our academy is perfect for individuals of all ages and skill levels, and we offer a welcoming and supportive community where everyone can learn and grow. Whether you're looking to train for competition or simply improve your physical fitness, Cove Martial Arts Academy provides a structured environment that focuses on both physical techniques and mental fortitude.

A Family-Oriented, Supportive Community
At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we understand that martial arts is more than just a sport—it’s a way of life. That’s why we’re committed to providing a family-oriented, welcoming environment where students of all ages feel supported in their journey. We believe that martial arts not only improves physical strength but also builds character, fosters discipline, and teaches valuable life skills.

Our instructors are patient, experienced, and dedicated to helping you achieve your goals, whether you’re training for MMA, self-defense, or just want to improve your overall fitness.

Get Started Today at Cove Martial Arts Academy!
If you’re looking for one of the best MMA schools and martial arts schools in Brownsboro, AL, look no further than Cove Martial Arts Academy. We offer expert instruction in a variety of disciplines to help you become the best version of yourself.