semicolons will save you

Yes tunnelling

I'm a software developer man. Believe it 😎

Have any of you ever done this or worked with people who do this?

My development process seems to go:

1. Write code
2. Believe that said code is amazing
3. Write more code
4. Revisit earlier code and start to doubt it's amazing-ness
5. Get frustrated that it could be done better
6. Redo 1 and repeat cycle

Seems a massive waste of time but I tend to like taking a different approach as soon as I find I'm getting stuck with the previous one.

I then get encouraged to take the quick/easy approach which seems like a backwards step and not worthwhile because I know it won't be as fast/efficient.

Deploy on Friday, I dare you!

Deploy on Friday 13th (today), I double dare you!!

just stumbled over the devbanner-project: https://devbanner.center/
thanks to you guys^^ these things look really cool

Yesterday I was updating the code in a linux server at 23:00.
My 6 year son look the terminal while i was typing and said:
"Dad, why you always write in block letters? I can read and write also in italics."
"Dear son, you are smarter than my PC."

MiGrusoft

Oh crap ...

if code==bugs:
run(spotify)

The last highway zucc meme.

Solving a bug be like...

Another day at work...

Coffee ≥ code

When you're writing documentation at half past midnight

When your question on StackOverflow has more than 5 upvotes and an accepted answer with around 10 upvotes, and then some asshole moderator decides it is a duplicate and deletes it.

No offense tho _/\_

Root users.

Some people have a Bible by their bed to worship; some people, me, have Code Complete 2nd Edition by their bed.

My hair is falling

"Man, Python is easy, I just import everything. Like, import * from *."

I swear excel is fucking with me.

Use a formula to generate an array, all good.

Use same formula but passed into vba function, different set of data.

All of the ranges are hard set with $, if I use the formula in another cell the results are correct.

I hate Microsoft and my workplace for making me use this shit.

The true story 😋

Java: Ok, any ideas on how to make women more interested in us ?
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C++: Make more exceptions ?
Python: Redefine our methods ?
C: Stop treating them like objects ?
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*Java furious at C*
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*Java throws C out of the building*

This is just sad

Torvalds doesn't give a fuck

Business model...

Friend: So you're a programmer? You must be good in hacking WiFis and sht.
Me: Uhm..
Friend: Can you hack my PayPal account using HTML?
Me: Say no more.