!rant
How's my set up?

Girl: we need to talk!

Me: Ok...

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Inside Linux kernel

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

Be kind always.

My workplace is relatively safe in case of a zombie apocalypse: no brains

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

* me listening to something while coding
* something goes wrong, trying to fix it..

Takes time and no solution.

- ok this is serious *put headphones down*

Client asked to change the shade of blue to a little lighter shade. Deleted the hex code and typed the same hex code again and showed it to him. Instantly approved.

We've all been there

Its always a feature. They just dont get it. 🙄

Programming in portrait gives you a different perspective

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

I found the greatest stackoverflow comment:

WHY THE HELL DOESN'T THIS METHOD WORK??!11!?? Oh, I never called it yet ._.

Man! Whoever the JetBrains people are, they deserve a million bucks.

How to decrease productivity of half of the globe in just 3 words:
Stackoverflow is offline

Hilarious 😂😂

If you understand -_-

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep😋

Salary negotiation

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

Who will try it? :-D

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

Waiting for my last build to finish before i get loose for the weekend

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

-Why are you still alone?
-Me :

Who else keeps misreading pom.xml?

Most embarrassing and lucky moment on the first week of job.

Me and my best friend were selected in the same company as developers. I was having some trouble with my system. So I mailed the description to our support department. Pop up was displayed from our chat client and person on the other end happened to be a lady. She wanted me to share a team viewer link with click access. So I did it and within 2 minutes of efforts she solved it. I thanked her, closed the chat conversation and started installing few packages. Meanwhile, I was curious to see her as she was really nice throughout the conversation. So I opened LinkedIn, searched for her name and found her profile. I zoomed in her photo and she was a pretty chick. I didn't stop and found her on FB too, and quickly saw all her DPs. I just copied her profile URL and sent it to my friend ( the one that got selected with me ) and told him about my conversation with her. Then I asked my friend
"She's hot. Should I send her a friend request or have to find some more troubles in my pc and talk to her few more times ? :P "
He replied "Dude what are you wanting for ? "
Out of no where, a pop up showed up. It was the girl we were talking about. The exact message was

"You can now close your team viewer session, and we can talk over FB :)"

Embarrassing AF!

:(