Maybe you're already aware of this one:

Yet another someone just contacted me about having a "great idea for an app".

That's a justified rant all by itself.

function isTrueOrFalse(s) {
if (s == true) return true
If (s == false) return false
}

I can usually understand why something works in some way but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS??!!!

Best youtube comment I've read so far 😂
Video title: "Dark night rises"

One dies not simply walk into social life

Unity can make any trash atleast look and smell good

The code im writing is so ugly that i am tempted to pay for github pro, just so i can hide it from society :D

I never thought that not coding for six months could do this much damage

There are two kinds of people in this world

What is a social life?

Uncle Bob said to always be verbose with your naming 👍

Today i received a hard drive contraining one million malicious non-PE files for a ML baed project.
It's going to be a fun week.

Brain: hey kiddo, want to stay home and work on your side project today? I'm feeling good.
Me: fuck yeah finally!

*call in sick.
*open laptop. Tabs and editors already waiting.
*play music, no sound.
*system is all laggy.
*fuck, restart.
*
*Installing windows updates...

*leaves for work.

In two days, on 28 June, I'll know whether I'm going to enter the path of becoming a software dev or if I have to try again next year. Wish me luck fam.

Found this on YouTube. What the fuck does that second comment even mean?

Properly align a div before you leave teenage.

surprise mothafuka

So my neighbor needed my help with her notebook. She said she has to provide a new password everytime she logs in. I asked her to log in in front of my eyes. She entered her password and clicked "forgot password" instead of "login" 😐

Did you ever hear of "return" ?

- Good evening, this is the support hotline for stupid questions, how may I help you?

- Hi, is this the support hotline for stupid questions?

😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜

PSA.

I have established "Depressed Lonely Maggot" Club. Our symbol will be an ugly crying maggot.

You are invited :3

#Programming alone

print "Hello World!"

#Programming while someone watches

global _start

section .data
msg db "Hello, World!", 10
len equ $ - msg
section .text
_start:
mov rax, 4
mov rbx, 1
mov rcx, msg
mov rdx, len
int 0x80
mov rax, 1
mov rbx, 0
int 0x80

🤷🏼‍♂️😄😄

Oh, wow.

C# in a nutshell.

Credits: 9gag

Me after my first "Hello World!" program in C.

C is actually easy

That awkward/awesome moment when you are looking at dank memes at work and your boss is standing behind you and laughs :')

Is good code the same as clean code?

Clean code is hard to follow all the way through

Sad story!
She : i am breaking up with you because I love another guy.
Me : since when?
She : 6 months.
He : why you didn't tell me then?
She : we have updated our privacy policy!!