The bugs have learned to hide

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Cred to the artist

Stoned..!

Welcome to the team...

So fkn true

UI design gone wrong

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

When you justify having a multimonitor setup to be productive when WFH but you just use it too game instead...

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

Junior dev: Can I run lint on your codebase
Senior dev: hmmm
Jdev: Its a very nice code inspection tool
Sdev: Go ahead
Jdev: wow 50 errors
Sdev:

This never gets old...

Hahahaha

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Dont you challenge me

++ this meme, NSA

Well, fuck you too!

If (repost)
sorry;

dad: how come u always on ur computer typing colorful letters and u get paid.

me: it is called coding dad.

dad:

Dat ass

But they did not know

When the API is not documented.

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

And what´s your daily routine?

When you try to schedule interviews in a completely different time zone.

Notepad: Check
Tea: Check
Stack Overflow: Check
Devrant Stressbal: Check

Let's get productive!

I didn't choose the debug life, the debug life chose me.

Chinese measure tape...

"ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException"

Unit testing be like "all tests passed"