The life of a frontend developer

Thank you makers

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Me and ma kid

"Let's add security later"

Angular Y U du dis to me

I was drunk yesterday, watching Mr. Robot.

Woke up with Kali linux booted from a usb and a hacked WiFi password for my annoying vegan neighbor.

"Don't use git, it is too complicated and we don't have time for this."

2 days later the same person made changes directly on the FTP which I later unknowingly overwrote.
Take that you imbecile!

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Do you accept the EULA?

Hahaha....... UGHH

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

I wish there was a .gitignore for people

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

The true savior.

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

Universe is telling...

age++;

This never gets old...

I just started working on a little project to browse devrant from terminal. It converts images to ascii art!

Internet is dark and full of funny things.