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Never ask a woman about their age.
Never ask a man about their wage.
Never ask a dev about their bugs.7 -
Halloween joke, anyone?
"If you want a slutty costume for Halloween, you should go as my professor. He barely covers anything important" 😁9 -
Age 12:
Mum: "You're always on the computer doing your silly codes! if you keep this up you're gonna be a failure at life!"
Age 15
Mum: "Hacking? oh please! you sound like a kid who wants attention"
Age 18
Mum: "Son, i was wrong. im sorry."
Age 25
Mum: "Are you okay over there? you're always on the computer doing your work, rest and take a nap, eat lots of carrots when you can"
even if you weren't very supportive mum, i still love you. :)21 -
Somehow every programmer that i met, started programming at age of 8-10
Like wtf were you programming, an alarm clock to watch Spongebob Squarepants?39 -
In the age of multithreading, parallel processing, and non-blocking IO, you still get messages like this.
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* Me to a girl*
Me : Hey can I know your age?
Her: I can't tell the age like that!
Me: Oh! I see! Can I get your email address so that I can contact you later!
Her: priyanka1995@gmail.com
Me : —_(@_@)_—13 -
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet11 -
Just found out my wife is pregnant!! So excited! What should our little one's first programming language be? What age should they start learning??
Joy!!24 -
My dad at my age: Running a whole department in the navy
Me at my age: Panicking because the company let me have my own project6 -
!rant
System.out.println(age);
if (birthday.isToday())
age++;
System.out.println(age);
Output:
17
1811 -
My birthday is coming up on the 13th so I'll be 17 soon, but it's a shame. I like being 16...
Anyway... I'm going to spend the entire day working on my python script because I know no one will come.
For 5-6 years no one came to my birthday even though they said they would.
It's fine. I stopped caring, besides, I get to spend the day with variables and loops! It'll be a fun day, not to mention I'll be home alone so no one will bother me.
Useless but interesting fact: I got lucky. I was born ONE MINUTE before Valentine's day. At 11:59 I would be so upset if I was born on the 14th.78 -
Today is my birthday (25) 🎂.
Also I'm in the hospital because I had a seizure due to my body not capting phosphorus, it was so violent that I apparently damaged 3 vertebrae, sorry I didn't mean to write a sob story but am in dire need of support and I wanted to thank the community for being there.22 -
Impostor vs Kenner syndrome
We got a new kid which does his internship from school. We talked and he asked me what stuff I had done with 14 - 16. I remembered with 14 I was really into reverse engineering, assembler and c/c++ but never managed to actually build something.
So he started to say stuff like he could replace me in an instant and he should get paid for this internship at least as much as I did, because he made some websites and games already.
I really was down. Kids today get a lot of shit done and I was a disappointing lazy little shit just playing games and try to reverse engineer stuff and learn assembler and c++.
It's been month and shit hit me when I've seen his stuff was copy pasted from a tutorial/ YouTube video.
Today's ressources, languages, frameworks make it really easy to build something but I still got respect for everyone every age who is interested and get into programming and stuff.
But I hope you'll read this you little shit and realise that you can use a simple physics engine by copy and pasting code. So don't talk disrespectful to people in general especially when they can create a whole game and physics engine.14 -
This programmer right here just turned 18. Maybe now I can get that Apple developer ID and get that app I've been working on for over a year onto the App Store.
And on a side note... let the Facebook comments pour in...
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I turned fucking 18!!! Finally it's legal for me to drink beer!!
Gotta try coding while bring drunk😱 I wonder what it would be like.
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Installed Ubuntu Linux on my cousin's PC... Age 12... He starts earlier than me... :/
But I'm proud of him :)8 -
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
"Apple has confirmed the suspicions of many iPhone owners by revealing it does deliberately slow down some models of the iPhone as they age."11 -
!rant
Today is my age++ day !
And with it came the end of school, a new job in an awesome company, a new life in a new city !9 -
- How can we make sure the age input is an integer?
- Let's add some incremental buttons for edit it.
- Nice, sounds pretty safe and convenient
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I'm 13 years old self-taught programmer! If you had the option to learn and discover the tech field at this age, would you do that?68
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Why the fuck do people care about age so much?
Unlike other activities, you can be 15 years old and be as good as a senior dev, so why the fuck do you need to degrade me because you found out my age?
I still deliver the promised work, so what the fuck?
As for kids who try to get recognition because they're young and program, well, fuck you too!
Programming isn't about age or maturity, since in this age of tech, anyone can pick up a computer and an internet connection and learn, so why do you feel that younger individuals have less capabilities?
I just had to get that out of me since it pisses me off a fuck load.16 -
Once again, the earth has accomplished the 30th full round since I was born.
++age;
officiallyOld = true;13 -
I've always found those "age++" rants to be annoying.
are you people storing age as an integer rather than as an epoch timestamp?! seems rather tedious to upkeep.
either way. another year down! (that's 31,536,000 seconds for those of you counting correctly.)6 -
Probably the biggest problem of my life was starting to code at age 28 instead of, let's say 14...12
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import datetime
age=19
while not dead:
today=datetime.datetime.today()
if today.day == 1 and today.month == 4:
age+=1
print("🎉")14 -
I made my first website at the age of 12 with my dad for building company! It's alive to this day 😀3
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Many hotels dont have floor #13 due to superstitious reasons... do you think the digital age would threaten the future of rooms 404?5
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me : what is your age?
she : never asked girl her age
*found her linkedIn profile bsc from XYZ clg : 2009-12*
-_-
really easy to find information of many people's now a days.
just need basic google dork know.16 -
Age isn't a number.
It's a variable that stores a number.
(Usually)
Yes. I am growing older and sillier 😂. But you don't know me 😅.13 -
!rant, advice, !mine
Q: I'm [xx] years old [xyz] professional. Would that be a good idea if I try to change my career to software development right now?
A: Age is mostly doesn't matter. You can learn programming at any age. And, software is everywhere. Every background knowledge will be useful. Your prior knowledge will not be wasted.
But, should you change career?
- YES, if you deeply interested in programming.
- NO, if it's only because you feel there are better opportunities.
It's true that there may be better opportunities. But, without deep interest in the subject, you may struggle to become good software developer. Without being a good developer, your opportunities will be limited and you are likely to regret the decision.
Software development is easier for those who passionate but very difficult for those who doesn't....4 -
My business-partner thinks we can pull personal informations from cookies, like age, gender, city and interests......
"Can we get peoples age and gender from cookies? How much data can we get from their cookies? Like if they've looked at a white bag recently?"
WTF..2 -
Spending hours designing an email newsletter only for Microsoft Outlook to continue living in the stone age and fucking ruin it for you.12
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Age test: How many/which of these did you have to deal with in your life as a dev/tech person?
My answer: Every damn one.
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Dear ISP,
Thank your for throttling my internet right in the middle of a hurricane! Now not only does Netflix not work and GitHub take forever, but I can't even get live weather updates. Time to code using cave paintings I guess till the power goes out.3 -
Obligatory age++ post.
For a change I feel really appreciated after receiving a bottle of wine, a bottle of jack, $50 gift card, a deluxe chocolate cake and 12 muffins from my coworkers 😁
So they do care after all 😢5 -
age++;
work++;
learn++;
I hope this year will be as meaningful as this year was... and the best thing happened to me was coming to devrant and having support, warmth and love from you guys.
love ya all
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Customer called, said they needed help deleting some images and that they'd mail me a list.
Today I received a package with 20 A4 pages containing nothing but crossed over thumbnails.
I've seen images in .docx files attached to emails, .bmp files, pdf's and zip files with images before...
But literally mailing thumbnails, that's a first..
If only we lived in a digital age where you could capture your screen and image manipulate it later.5 -
What do you think about ageism in the tech industry? I see articles where Facebook/Google pride themselves that their employee median age is not over 30. Why is that of any importance? Is it hard for seasoned developers to find a job or adapt to the "youth culture" in tech companies? Any of you felt bullied by your younger colleagues? Finally, will this change in the next 10 years since developers in their 20s will be approaching their 40s, or once they reach that age they will go to the special developer graveyard and commit harikiri?5
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Today we mourn the loss of a once excellent technology, and secretly celebrate it like a grandparent that turned bitter in old age.
RIP Internet Explorer.24 -
If I had a company. I would only accept code for application. Grades, gender, age... i couldn't care less7
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What do you guys think about the GDPR regulating the minimum age for using WhatsApp, Snapchat, etc to 16?
Do you think it works?
For those who don't know about it:
https://siliconrepublic.com/enterpr...7 -
After the technical round, HR to me. Do you have a girlfriend? If not why? People in your age probably have one.13
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I’ve been diagnosed with bipolar disorder type II. The age of “unidentified affective disorder is over”.7
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Interviewer: Tell us about yourself.
Me: I was born at a very young age...
Totally going to say this when I interview next.4 -
Logged into a legacy box with an uptime longer than my age. That's how the troubleshooting went the rest of the day.
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when you see devs with age <= 16 who look experienced than you and you say to yourself
"Where the fuck have I spent my early life"3 -
Never ask:
- 👩 A woman — her age
- 👨 A man — his salary
- 🏥 German pharmaceutical companies — how do they know about effects on pregnant women3 -
I wonder what the average age is of a ranter on devRant.
I just found out that some of the ranters I have seen around quite often are only around 18 (like I am).
Also I wonder what age people begin professionally programming since I have been working at a company since I was 16 and still work there. (I have programmed since I was around 8 so I already had a lot of experience.)33 -
Been a Debian and Ubuntu user since the age of fifteen (21 now). Let's start a new journey! Installing Fedora as we speak 😀
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Using computers 12 hours a day since age 8, but learning to develop only in the past year.
I love video games too much. -
pencil and paper.
kind of weird right? haha I just like writing down stuff, it helps me sort the details out when I write them down.5 -
!Rant
ninePlusTen($date = '29/11/2017') {
if(preg_match("/(29.11)|(11.29)/",$date){
$age++;
echo 'Happy birthday!';
}
}11 -
This may be the best Stack Overflow comment I have seen when learning SQL.
How old is Frank? I don't know (null).
How old is Shirley? I don't know (null).
Are Frank and Shirley the same age?
Correct answer should be "I don't know" (null), not "no", as Frank and Shirley mightbe the same age, we simply don't know1 -
In the Agrarian Age, wealth originated from nature.
In the Industrial Age, wealth originated from machines.
In the Digital Age, wealth originates from information and knowledge.13 -
Happy age++ for me!
or age += 1
or age - age + age + 1
or while (newAge !== age +1) newAge = Math.random(0, 100)3 -
w3schools around the age of 15. The rest I learned through my study and from friends (learned NodeJS from a friend for example)
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Trying to figure out the average age of devRant users.. So..
if(user['age']<6){
$score--;
else $score++;6 -
!rant
It's my 22nd birthday today and I think my girlfriend has just given me my new debugging partner... Myself!
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Everyone in the gaming internet talking about how Microsoft's Activision Blizzard purchase will usher in a new age of improvements have never had to use teams.19
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Job descriptions be like-
looking for an engineer between the age of 21-26 having 30 years of experience. 😂😂😂1 -
How old does a startup need to get before you cant call it a startup anymore? Or is age independant of startup status?9
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/**
* // sad truth to everyone focusing only on age++ part :) IN YOUR FACES!
*/
public void birthday() {
age++;
ttl--;
}2 -
Today in innocent tech conversations that sound dirty because I am a child: "system shuts down on case penetration"1
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I felt so guilty at the age of thirteen realizing something is wrong with me, and I, in fact, want to be a girl.
33 -
master -> main/default/primary
slave -> secondary
blacklist -> deny list
whitelist -> allow list
Let the age of newspeak commence!16 -
Programmer Birthday Cake quote ideas anyone?
At the moment all we could come up with was:
printf("%d\n", ++(betty->age));
But it's just so cliche.4 -
I love pipes in R. Really wish more mainstream languages would adopt that *looking at you python, nodejs-tc39, rust, cpp*
Just something about doing
data %>% group_by(age) %>% summarize ( count= n() ) %>% print
As oppose to
print(summarize (group_by(data, age), count=n()) )18 -
Reading financial advisors: "you should have saved your annual income at the age of 30 if you want to retire at the age of 67"
*swallows on my own spit*
I guess my life is senseless from now on.1 -
If(DateRightNow == 16/07/2018)
{
Age++;
LifeTime--;
}
Else
{
NoRealizationThatEverydayLifeTimeDecreses;
}18 -
Alan Turing at more-or-less my age: Cracks Enigma code
Me at my age: Trying to remember the name of the boat from Titanic2 -
I've always been a tech fan. Made my first site when I was 12, but I stopped at HTML and CSS. Now I started coding, and here I am - 24y/o studying pointers in C. I don't even php.
Am I too late? How old were you when you first started coding?9 -
When the fellow dev on your team buys a house and you just want a dog and your future model 3 (we are the same age) #LifeGoals
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Im 30, and I was wondering, what is the max age to retire as a developer? i mean, companies still hire developers at 50?6
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DevRant should have the option to make polls, so we can settle old age questions with a simple push on the button.7
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Just a random question out of interest:
How much shit did the younger members on here get because of their age? And for which reasons?12 -
In my last post i wanted to know the average age so i created a google form:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/...
where you can submit your age and a visualization of all the ages:http://sakshisi.de/devrantaverageag...9 -
Is this really Sai's website . .
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/
> 1996-2022
The only thing that must have been updated is the copyright . .5 -
Bossman doesn't like change.
Rather keep his stone age skillset, I hope we get flint knapping workshops for teambuilding. -
Let's get a thread going..
>Age
>Job
>Country
>Favourite language
I'll start off..
>English teacher (might start my CS degree soon)
>Malaysia (Russian by birth)
>JS & Python
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How did your quest into the dev world look like? That's mine:
First time: Age 12, was in a C++ evening class for like 2 weeks, I undetstood nothing.
Second time: Age 16-18
Fiddled with scripts for steam games and jailbroken my iPhone while fiddling with aystem configs. Nothing major.
Third time: Age 19, learned Python in a Cybersecurity course. Failed miserably because the tutors were shit, thought I hated programming.
Fourth time: Age 21, developed a lot of scripts in my sysadmin job, one of them needed a GUI so I leanred C# and WPF. Enjoyed it so much I eventually enrolled in a Java 10 month course.
Fifth time: Now, age 22, learning Android and Fullstack javascript by myself. Enjoying every moment.
I still work as a sysadmin though.3 -
Is anyone making any new Torrent clients lately? Havent seen any new names since the age-old kings BitTorrent/uTorrent .-.23
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int main() {
char age = 0x14;
char tmp = 1;
while ( age & tmp ) {
age &= ~tmp;
tmp <<= 1;
}
return age |= tmp;
}1 -
Ideas for a small tattoo. (I like C++ and tabs and Arch Linux )
I was thinking about something like
for (age=0; age < life; age++)
{
(Arch Symbol);
}
But I am open to any suggestions1 -
DateTime now = DateTime.Today;
int age = now.Year - bday.Year;
MessageBox.Show("Happy " + age.ToString() + " birthday, devRant!"); -
Really really just want to be healthy and comfortable you know
Like in the golden age before my faggot parents generation eradicated everything health depended on6 -
WHEH THE FUCKING CUSTOMS WON'T ACCEPT THE FUCKING ONLINE PAYMENT, BECAUSE THE "KNOW" HOW THOSE FUCKING THINGS WORK! WELCOME TO THE BALLS SUCKING STONE AGE!
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Please look at this code, I wanna know why the $ and {} was added to the alert method to pop up the key and value of user.
what is their functionality there?
let user = {
name: "John",
age: 30
};
// loop over keys-and-values
for (let [key, value] of Object.entries(user)) {
alert(`${key}:${value}`); // name:John, then age:30
}4 -
It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search.
Just give up and ask an AI bot to imagine some nonexisting bullshit instead.
Don't insist that there must be documents matching your search. Just accept that the age of quality is over and people must accept low-quality content as the new "information" standard.
Welcome to the age of alternative facts -
battleground: work from office vs work from home?
comment your opinion below with age and total years of work exp.8 -
When one random persons says the following to a developer trying to make fun of his age:
Person: i had no idea you where the same age as me if you saying 20 years that you finished school. I always assumed you were much much older than me
Developer: what do you mean, im 36
Person: No you said 20 years, so you should be 38
Developer: i finished school at 16
Person: Oh..
Developer: *walks away -
I just found out that most developers make their first million by age 30.
...syntax errors that is.😉1 -
Looks like an interesting Intern position around my place.
Too bad I still didn't even graduated middle school. ^^
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We have an intern older than I am and a junior as I am of course I don’t know everything. But i would usually hint him things he should/should not do based on the devs team process pr the dos and donts. But he doesn’t listen most of the time. Only does what I tell him when he’s out of option. He obviously thinks he’s better, he would ask for my help but wouldn’t acknowledge my answer. Rather he’ll spark an argument even cutting me when I’m explaining it nicely to him. I even asked if he badly wants to prove he is correct and I am wrong, I’ll go ahead and ask a more senior dev. Andddd of course he cut me and did not let me ask the senior dev. Then i told him he could do the query himself. Anddd mother fucker shut up bcos I was right. Didn’t even hear him apologize or at least say he was wrong or just be humble and accept it.2
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Started out reading "Standard C++ Bible" (~800 pages), who does that anyway? Throughly studied the language and at 14 years of age tried hard even grasping what the word polymorphism meant, realising 10 years later how much it gave me. Immensely grateful that C++ choose to rip my brain apart at that young age.
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I don't see my around much aged people.
Its like around 30-40s. I wonder if I can survive long in this sector or should I see for another options. But I love being dev :(1 -
In 2 days I will be the second oldest employee in the company, not by age, but by the time I've been here. How fun.6
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Niklaus Wirth
Do I really need a reason? Kids don't know computers before him, and people my age will know him and his contributions2 -
I know it's an age old question, but how does everyone do their cross browser testing? Im looking for a way to automate this (ie. Browserstack)2
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In this digital age, we really need an IT equivalent of "by the strength of my back, and sweat of my brow". Suggestions?
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