!rant
My wife just had our first child today. I guess I'll have to share my rubber duck from now on.

.‎ʍəıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuəɹəɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ əɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pəəu noʎ səɯıʇəɯos

Just found my last thesis seminar slide :+

On highschool I took a special major in which we learned various computer and mathematics skills such as neural networks, fractals, etc.
One of the teachers there, which for me was also a mentor, is a physician. He taught us python which he didn't know very well (he wasn't that bad either) and science which was his true passion.
My end project was to try to predict stocks market using a simple neural network and daily graphs of 50 NSDQ companies. The result reached 51% prediction on average which was awful, but I couldn't forget the happinness and curiosity working on this project made me feel.
Now, 5 years later, I have a Bsc and finishing a Msc in Computer Science, and would sincerely want to thank this mentor for giving me the guts and will to accomplish this.

Listening to two girls argue about how thin their eyebrows are is what you deserve for forgetting your headphones at home

When I turn off my laptop and the mouse starts blinking because it is trying to connect to the host I imagine a young boy in the fields shouting "Papa? Daddy where are you? [Crying] Papaaa"

My wife is a teacher doing a technology course that includes basic coding for middle schoolers (11-13 year olds). While she admittedly would make a terrible developer, she just spent her own money on 30+ finger puppets so the kids could practice rubber duck debugging. Maybe something did rub off on her!

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

Thats Elon Musk guys and girls. source: reddit

My little sister is running for Miss St. Patrick's Day in my home town. You vote via a link everyday. It looks like it is done via Angular and jQuery.. I happened to found the API that does the voting via their source code...

As a big brother I want so bad to add a few extra votes... but that's wrong... right?

dad: how come u always on ur computer typing colorful letters and u get paid.

me: it is called coding dad.

dad:

Back in the days DevRant used to be a small community. A rant would be seen by all, with a higher chance of marking the stress ball incentive target.
Now, those upvotes are distributed among many more users who have the privilege of upvoting to what they find more interesting.
However, this is not a rant about who has a better chance of winning a stress ball; it's about feeling proud how this community grew so healthy, and tailor made for developers!! :)
Kudos! I love this community

Choose wisely.

Just joined devRant, feels like home
Awesome this is.

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

Learning blender, how did I do?

I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

When your professor pronounces Git as "jit", you know it's time you drop out.

Scalability

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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!rant

Finally found an app she can't quit! Vim!

Major difference

I saw this and thought "Wow, only one ++ away from 10,000!"

When you fall in love with a collaborator:

git commit -m "May I have your number?"

When images won't load...

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Python...

++ if juiceSSH has saved you once or twice