Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

http://shoutcloud.io/

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

THEY'RE ALL EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME BUT UNDER DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WITH ME RN

Antialiasing...

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

How developers deal with someone else's code!
Fixing bugs after bugs and it goes on.

How to start fights with coworkers #1:
"GitKraken is better than Sourcetree"

Why is there no dark theme for Slack?

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Goddammit ASUS..

My laptop was not able to boot unless plugged in because of malfunctionning built-in Intel Anti theft technology.

Turns out its deprecated and there is a software available to remove it

So I installed windows to be able to run it but it was not working no matter what.. Turns out it was also deprecated and not supported anymore, so there is no way to remove the faulty anti theft system..

I sent my laptop to ASUS so they could find a way to remove the software and I got the reply "we will have to change the motherboard, it will cost $600"

No way I am paying this much for something that was supposed to be a software problem so I asked them to cancel and send it back

Now I got it back and its not even booting anymore and theres a few screws missing

Goddammit ASUS...

!dev

Don't drink 2 espressos as breakfast and go on a one-hour toiletless train ride.

60 minutes is a long time to frantically debate with yourself what would look weirder: Shitting in your laptop bag, or pressing your butt against the small sliding window.

1 minute of Thread.sleep() for Tum, the best cat ever. Rest in peace, your memory will live on in my devrant avatar.

Love a machine that can just keep going.

REST is important for developers 😊

Getting married tomorrow!!!
Holy shit!!

I'm kind of scared actually. But in a good way 😄

And here I am, in the middle of the night, trying to figure out why my fucking tests don't run 😄

kinjustsu
git clone self

WPA2 exploit has been patched

Today in a nutshell:

if(employeeJustClosedOneTicket)
{
insertTwoNewTickets();
}

Fucking hell.

Its really funny how apple does things 😂😂🍎

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

This made my day 🤣🤣🤣

*Me using dark theme on everything*

Me: Hey, look at this, I finished that thing that you wanted me to do.

*Project partner looks at my screen*

Partner: Ugh, why do you use that dark theme? It really strains my eyes.

Me: :-|
That is one of the reasons I use dark themes

Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.

Quality code I made, as always

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

So @Linux suggested to make a face revealing rant!

This is the face behind @linuxxx! post yours BUT only if you're comfortable with it :).

I finally got a new job
I'm no longer a jobless hobo 😁😁

I just realised that it's faster for me to create a CV in HTML then in Word

Rip WPA2
Rip SysAdmins