Ah, ok, I understand!

Found in the React tutorial😂

When somebody comes up with a "hacky" solution:

You: O(n^3)
The guy she tells you not to worry about: O(n*log n)

That moment when..

Yup, Game Over!

After having a long day with no results.

Enuf said

A: What is a programmer's favorite hangout place?
B: Foo Bar

Every time...

Usual legacy development flow (https://turnoff.us/geek/...)

I can relate...

The life of a frontend developer

But that is my email....

Stay away from 'master'. OK?

It went so fast..

I finally ended my first side project ever. I challenged myself to write a Tetris game in vanilla JS (with the less possible lines of code), some algorithm was tougher than I expected (2d array hell) but I made it ! 500 lines of JS code, I feel I could refactor some stuffs now...

Expert in NoSQL

Dance like no one's watching, encrypt like everyone is.

fsck this!

The original story:
"When I've got my very first android I was downloading any shit from Play Store. There was app called pattern security or something like that. The app was taking selfies everytime power button was pressed several times and then photo would sent to email. One day I left my old phone at home and at the office this is the photo i've received."

Reading class uml

-Code all day at college
-Get home to rest
-Bored
-Back to coding all night

!rant

Despite all the great technology we have available to us, I still find a pencil and a sheet of paper to be among my most useful programming and debugging tools.

I'll just leave this here...

Top 10 database engines on db-engine... I never knew the top 3 were so far ahead of the game, if that site is anything to go by.

<?php
$_GET['rich'] or die('trying');

You know shared folder in Windows? My boss tell us web developers to work on an app inside that single shared folder (from one "powerful" pc, lol) to prevent conflict and keep the app up-to-date instead of git.

ROT13 as password encryption *cringes*

Picked up a legacy site to re-build, turns out just adding:

'?admin=1'

to the query string gave you full admin rights to the entire site without having to authenticate. The site was live for 2 years.