"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"

"I am an experienced data protection manager"

"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"

"No"

"Your email address?"

"No"

"You're hired"

lol 😂😂😂

If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear you can hear the C.

(Q: How much are you allowed to Google as a developer?)

“You’re allowed to Google as much as you want. This is not school, you’re employed to solve a problem. Nobody cares whether you Google for the answer or remember the answer from another Googling.”

Different error is better 👍

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

Client...

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

This is a valid point.

Did you say security?

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Me: I mend shoes

pshht 🤫😄

This is some nevt level phishing. I wrote the guy who was listed in WHOIS an E-Mail, correcting his mistakes.

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

True fact
Which one?! 😆

Found something true as 1 == 1

Oh sh*t

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Dev vs Tester

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

Hot fix of a production bug!

Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Lets all help them share their startup