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Data scientist

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Machine Learners :D

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Oyi...!!!

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1. Promise anything, everything to clients
2. Set unrealistic deadlines
3. Devs can't meet deadlines
4. Blame the devs

Anyone?

rant

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you guys complaining about doing PHP and WP because you needed money sounds like confessing about doing porn in college

"Sorry mom, but I really needed the money ..."

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Old but gold, lose my shit every time 🌝

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windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

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So my manager mentioned off hand that we might look at updating our company website to look a little more modern...

Me being me jumped right into action and now that I've finished I remember why I haven't built my personal site.. Fuck static web pages man...

Don't know why I did this, not even happy with it but I think it'll do, CSS and HTML is messy but fuck it, it works...

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I wonder how many systems there are out there that can still be tripped by this ' OR 1=1 --

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Just got Affinity Photo and Affinity Designer!

That splash screen is sleek!

P.S. This photo was edited with Affinity Photo

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I just discovered the power of planning before coding.

Wheew.

rant

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I'm in love. ❤️

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Code archaeology.

Almost everything I fix/update/build requires a ridiculous amount of digging through and carefully studying the mountains of neglected, decaying, and shoddy code that make up these projects.

I spend maybe 10% of my time (and likely closer to 5%) actually writing code now. I miss it so much.

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3 hours long Scrum Meetings

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This is Soo true!!

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AI based on if/else

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I keep wondering if there’s a case of someone stealing another’s rant. And what the other person would say to the thief.

“You stole my rant” or “That was suppose to be my rant” or something along that line.

😅

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World never says "Hello" back. Bitter truth

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