Avast. :/

Asynchronous No. Hmmm.

When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

Hell yay

StackOverflow code.

„You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first -born child!“

True that

Image scaling

If a programmer owns a death note :

writes an asterisk * and the world would just end like that

"Web design has a bad reputation for being stylistically trendy and same-looking. Some guy does a parallax scrolling site, and now your boss wants you to add that to your corporate PR website for some reason. Glossy buttons, Gaussian Noise, linen texture, new things that look fake-old, then back to minimalism and flat colors as a reaction to the glossy noisy textured fake-old stuff." - Jonas Downey

Git add .
Git commit -m 'stuff'
Git push
Error: merge conflict in 594 files

Git commit suicide

* { border: 1px solid #f00; }

This is how I debug my webpage layouts xD Anybody else?

I think I just broke the (only) USB C port on my MacBook so I’m racing to push about 30 git repos before the battery dies forever

My Avengers Merchandise 😂😂

Someone with nothing to do changed everyone’s profile photo on the dev environment. I admit it was pretty funny. Not even the bosses escaped.

An Engineer helping a designer

How do you know whether a person is a Vim user? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Playing around with particles.js and threw in a rick and morty easter egg xD

The facts are quite accurate

For those who don't know, this is how Apple pictures a PC in the network, a CRT display with blue-screen-of-death!

Been watching a lot of lectures on YouTube. They usually talk too slow.

McAdmin please.

When you try to become over smart with Apple.
Client :- Ask for all user information in registration screen.
Me :- But Apple rejects app if you ask for personal information you don't need. We shouldn't ask it since Apple will reject the application
Client :- "I am more strict than Apple", just do it.
Me :- But...
Client :- Do it!

Developed the app, uploaded on Apple Store for review and the app got REJECTED!!

Reason for rejection :- Don't ask for personal information you don't need !!!

Me :- (Evil laughs)

It's been more than 15 days now, the app is still under review due to multiple other violations already informed by me.

Moral :- Listen to developers, they have more experience than you or DO THE F*****G RESEARCH !!

True story !!!!

Basically my life:
1. Work
2. Game
3. Work on a project nobody will ever use
4. Food
5. Make offensive jokes about WW2

There are people in my workplace who ask "why did you set your IDE to dark theme?". How do I convince them that turning off the lights above my cubicle, lowering the screen brightness and having a dark theme is the best thing ever to concentrate?

Not to mention earbuds and a hoodie.

How do I convince them that once you turn to the Dark Side, there's no coming back?

"How to use sudo? Can you give me an example?"

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

Cleaning your self up

Haha am Eager to see this.

I really like this one 😂