Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

True that~~

Hacking yourself.

It works 😄😄

How programmers comment their code

8:50am aight alarm clock, give me 5 more minutes

8:55am ok lets round it to 9, wake me up then

9:00am aight enough. lets just sleep for 1 more minute since 9:00 is too round

9:43am fuck

9:44am ok its time to finally study for the upcoming college exam

9:45am nothing but a fresh day to start studying for college

9:46am eh i dont have a lot to study so I'll do it in 2pm, I'll code my project instead

2pm hold on 5 more minutes until i finish coding this feature and then I'll study

5pm where the fuck is this bug coming from

5:504pm goddamn i found it

6:36pm holy shit its already over 6pm, I'll study at night

7:42pm ok its night now, time to study but I'll do it when i fix all bugs

8:14pm ok bugs fixed, commit. lets study

8:15pm you know what, im way too tired and exhausted from this coding, I'll take a short 30 minute break and then I'll study

10:15pm ok im feeling fresh bois lets study now theres not too much

1:31am damn this movie was good

1:32am fuck i forgot to study, I'll do it tomorrow

2:10am *posts this rant*

Testimony found on freecodecamp that made me laugh.

Because of work, I am spending three days in Hamburg.

echo 'Hallo Hamburg';

I just arrived and am excited to check out my hotel room. Hope their internet is fast! 😬

Rare photo of me explaining how close I am to pushing my code to production at 3am.

😂😂😂

Alive, yet.

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Haha yes.

You. Yes, you. Shouldn't you be working right now?

clients union

you know something's wrong...

Every time

Soon ™

"updates"

I thought i'd see what the avatars look like with different color eyes.
I personally like red. It really brings out the undying hatred I have for my peers.

When you are so lazy to make a dark theme so you just add warning.

That day :/

MiGrusoft

x += 50;

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

Stars that matter probably most

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

Dear people who think Microsoft buying GitHub is fine because Microsoft is more supportive of open source than before.

Here's the facts.

1) Microsoft is a large tech company investing in many things. That's a fact.

2) If Microsoft were to exploit GitHub, it would be a benefit to other departments in Microsoft. This is also a fact.

(For example, if tomorrow GitHub was tied to azure or some annoying shit like that.)

3) If such exploitation occurs, it will most likely be to the detriment of the free community of developers. This is a highly probable outcome.

4) The only question now is this.

"Does Microsoft care about open source enough to cut down on potential profit."

The answer of any sane, unbiased individual had to be no.

This is why people leave GitHub today. It is NOT because some childish hatred for Microsoft. In fact, I would've personally moved out of GitHub if "any" other large tech company had bought it, thereby compromising it's neutrality.

Edit: spelling

Source - Reddit

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