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a scrubby programmer scrubbing along his scrubby life
Skills

java, c/++, c#/.net, html/css, javascript
Github

mmxz

Joined devRant on 12/10/2016

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Wrote for-loop without learning it in school-lesson.

Teacher says I have a gift...

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I slept 😜😜😜

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Life story of every Dev in nutshell :

Everything is working perfectly as expected and no body congratulates Dev and no one gives a shit.

Single thing is broken and the whole universe be like : "Where the fuck is that son of a b*tch? Bring that bastard in front of me right now."

😡😡😡😡

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Me towards chrome browser: COME AT ME BRAH

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I love firebase
I love firebase
*Recieves error*
I hate firebase
I hate firebase

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-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood is that?
-Last-minute panic.

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Went with a cousin to hospital for vaccination .I took a pen and wrote: "Anti-Virus database updated 09.01.2017" . Now I am not allowed to stay with my cousin :(

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First day at work .... Excited
😃

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Dang bullies got to my stress ball 😢

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Staying up past 2am makes me make weird things

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Thanks for such useful information, PHPMyAdmin!

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When boss tries to look smart and gives you advice about the project you wrote:

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Thanks for the stickers - putting them to good use on my Windows 98 gaming laptop 😍 She's a beauty, fully loaded up with the classics like Doom, Sim City, Wolfenstein 3D and... Um... VGA Miner 😂

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My boss codes, I'm lead Dev:
Boss: "just finished an MVP of the X project. It's 3 files and 1800 lines of code, plus triggers... "
Me: "Shieeet..."
Boss: "yup, your shit, you'll be refactoring it"
Me: *sigh*

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Stuffed chicken with a side of BSOD?

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The great life of a little programmer.

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You can't do that on the internet

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Seebotschat is a "living" proof that AI probably wont take over anytime soon 😂

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Found a global constant in my project.

KEY_TITLE = 'tit'

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When you have an unused tv, turn it into a monitor.

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I'll take home.

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If you create Anime Jokes

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QT is love, QT is life

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So I went to an ATM hoping to withdraw some money, I was greeted by this instead. It says "to begin, type in the search box" in an IE window.

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This is what happens when you teach grandmas how to hack.

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What?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!! It would take too much time?!?! We get paid by the hour YOU IDIOT!!

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When u did too much geocoding and map stuff. People ask me where u live, i be like I live at lat 43.8 lng -79.3. Find me homie, let's chill

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I was trying to get some cash from an ATM. Instead of vending bank notes as it should, this happened...

I still need that cash...

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It's 2:37. I was up until this time 3 times this week working on projects for 6 different clients. I have no reason to be up right now except to be on DevRant.

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